Worst cover art ever?


"What shall I do for the cover?"

"Oh, just knock something up on photoshop. Do one of those fancy photoshopped font things, then put a pic of James Cameron in his beard with opacity set to 10%, like he's floating behind the sea, and I guess put that submersible thing. Where can we fit it? Just wherever there's space I guess".

"Oh here's a draft. The light behind the "3d" makes it a bit unreadable"

"Oh, don't worry about that, no one will watch this anyway. Good work, looks amazing".

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It could certainly lose some of that colour, it reminds me of stuff from the 1980s.

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I was just thinking the same thing, pretty horrible. "Make sure the '3D' text has a default Photoshop bevel on it as well. People like bevels, they make things look extra cool"

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And with the prominent positioning of that mechanical green phallic thing and the tagline "Deep. Dangerous. Determined." (3 D's - get it?) it suggests a gritty undersea porno.

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