Worst "suspension of disbelief".......

Where do I begin? The acting was so stiff, so wooden and ZERO CHEMISTRY between the male and female lead! The little things that were NOT believable; such as when she calls him from the bar drunk, while waiting in line to pee and he just so happens to be sitting quietly alone at home, at a night table, doing absolutely nothing as if hoping and praying for her to call him! Like a crazed concerned father, asks her if she's drunk and then goes to pick her up! Billionaires do NOT have lives like a recluse, being shy, hopelessly obsessed about an average girl, as if he was home-schooled and still a virgin w/ZERO SOCIAL SKILLS!! Maybe I'm wrong about successful billionaires and how they were growing up, but he shows no signs of being successful at anything (see Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden)! Then the movie takes a very
izarre twist, when he deciides to writes up a "contract" about the legality of a "dominant and submissive"~ telling her what she should "eat", as if she's a new member at TB-12 (Tom Brady) fitness center! He's a SEXUAL DEVIANT who does NOT "Fall in Love" and/or "make love" but yet, is OBSESSED w/an average grunge chick, who wears flannel shirts, probably has hairy armpits and is "earthy, crunchy, granola"....... His character is very amateurish, high school mentality that I couldn't believe how this guy became a "billionaire", when he could've been courting an Ivanka Trump type of a woman!!! I also can't believe how popular this movie was! It's even more fiction than Star Wars...... So basically, the movie emphasizes that most women are pure, hardcore GOLDIGGERS!!! The ONLY main attraction is because he's a billionaire (very shallow) but yet, all my life, I've been brainwashed to believe that "girls are more mature than boys"? I'm a huge fan of great movie sound tracks and this movie's soundtrack was HORRIBLE to blend in w/the movie sequences. Some movie soundtracks can dramatically increase popularity like TITANIC and king Kong (Jessica Lange)........ The entire movie felt like a bad B movie and it kept moving further into the psyche and/or psychosis of the billionaire guy, rather than making it more of a pure love story that was never expected (think Titanic)~ this movie kept trending towards a dark + twisted theme, where sexual deviancy is the "star" of this movie!