I'm glad it turned out the way it did.
Could you imagine how ridiculous it would have been if he unveiled a red white and blue tatted erect penis and testicles in a mirrored box to the awaiting crowd! What kind of an idiot was that guy?! He had to be an actor. And how would removing a penis help you pee any better?
But still I don't get this film at all. Rasputin has the most famous penis today, it's big and scary and has been in a jar on display for nearly a century.
"the day I tried to live, I learned that I was alive"