List Covenant's signs that tell it's going to be a shitty movie
The ones I noticed:
"Listen, no sound" - because surveying a planet from its orbit to determine if it has animals or indeed the possibility of intelligent life forms on it [and this can also be done from a long distance] is such a hassle.
"Human vegetation" instead of "Earth like vegetation". Hurraaah for Human-Carrots and Onion-People
Gay people to colonize a planet. Because in the future Men can have babies through their asses.
Ripley's mommy. Because the whole Universe hates a still to be born random woman.
Crappy looking condom head white alien CGI
Cliches. Cliches everywhere.