Chocolate or crap

I was at Hot Wok the other day getting something to go and this old Chinese guy was peeling a big bucket a shrimp, he looked at me with a big grin and said "Shrimp like woman, sometime it smells bad, but it always feels good".

I think this one will be a hybrid half chocolate turd created from the blue man group black goo

I put it in my mouth and hoped it was chocolate. About a month later and many sleepless nights feeling guilty, I accepted that I was fooled and had actually eaten a turd.



For within each death there is always a new life, a new beginning - Dillon, Alien 3

I hate Prometheus.

The only positive thing about that turd of a movie is that the production values were high, it looked good.

So I guess the most accurate definition for that horribly insulting movie is "polished turd".

Still a turd though.

I pretend I went insane for a very short while (Twice) and then understood that I most certainly wasn't and that some heads had to be crushed for their ridiculous notions of acceptable, let along appreciative.

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The villainy you teach me I will execute-and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

Accurate description, I actually saw Prometheus online first because I couldn't wait for it to come to the theaters were I live, I saw it up until the snake scene. I should have just seen it then and there but I stupidly closed the window and said, no I'm going to see it at the theater. Well, it turned out to be one of the worst movie going experiences of my life. I've actually never seen a worse movie in a theater. There was this horrific movie about some killer in an attic that I had to walk out of because it was so bad, well Prometheus is that level of bad. And now we are going to get the same thing with Alien Covenant.

Prometheus was a chocolate coated turd.

It had a great trailer (something that producers seem to be perfecting in the last five years) and two brilliant teasing viral videos on Youtube (see the David-8 and 'young' Weyland TED talk). It looked sweet, if a little turd shaped but you picked it up in anticipation of solid chocolate... you bite down and......