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If you were squatting doing a crap and a neomorph spore went up your ass


Where would the 'neomorph' "burst" from? 

This is a serious question as apparently breathing these spores in causes neck and back "bursters" and I don't appreciate the lil' Argey trying to censor me like his real father did his family back in the 80's.

It's OK Nicky, I've got it copied and pasted 

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...were would it burst from and what would it look like? 
 Nah, you deleted it yourself when you saw the spelling... And I got an error when replying to that thread. Were do you think?

Anyway, I'm sure it would pass the rectum quite smoothly, and also the colon which is only a metre long. It gets pretty crowded in the duodenum, so my guess is... somewhere in the small intestine...? And look something like this? http://i.imgur.com/1qEzd32.jpg

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Hey Beja, I've not had time to check my spelling I've been on the road for well over a couple of weeks now and between devices and locations spellings are a secondary thing to getting online for fun in the first place 

I'm glad you picked up on it though and always feel free to point it out to me - nobody, yup, that's right, even me - is perfect 

That's the rumours starting to flow, won't be long until we get a teaser now and all the 'geniuses' start clambering back to pretend how smart they are and how retarded everyone else is!

Happy times ahead 

So Trump could be an arsebuster?

Interesting! 

He could be the next president of the US if rumours are true (Or not true, depending upon the news you hear).

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Ha! You're always on the road. But yesterday when you were going to see... okay, when checking it was 2 days ago; "There's a Celtic/Rangers match today..." and it would've been very odd, a match which was played at Hampden Park (damn, google is a poison) if they've moved Glasgow.

You know I'm not a spelling Nazi, and I wouldn't mock your otherwise flawless spelling, or maybe because of that, this time? 

I do longing for a teaser, it's high time for us needy fans to get our curiosity appeased, not that I'm hoping for a miracle, but a sign would be good. I hope it's happy times ahead!

Trump is an arsebuster for sure, but Clinton has become less of a fan lately, to be honest. But he's such a clown, seriously, I doubt he can even name all 50 states. I won't be surprised if he'll win the election, I'm really not... 

I'm off to watch Dicte (2012) which is a decent series, but I love Iben Hjejle. I saw Midnight Sun (2016) with Stormare last night, might turn out to something good in the end... 

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I'll watch your series' after you've finished them and can recommend them complete or not Beja, I've been tricked by others on a few occasions and I'm not in a rush for that again 

Trump is an arsebuster, as is Hillary. I really don't think the US think their potential elected candidates through well enough to call themselves the "Free world".

A teaser is coming, it'll be snippets with a soundtrack but it's coming. Let's hope we get it before December and it looks as good as Prometheus' did - that was a good teaser and then trailer 

You are always welcome to correct me Beja. I'm enjoy of a person happy to do so myself that I should certainly be able to take the most extreme of counterances in response. I do think I make up words occasionally though, not by trying - just by thinking they should exist (I can't help that part!).

The Celtic/Ranger game was impossible!! I was in two different days between setting off to see it and actually seeing it. I was dead by the end of it and had to look up the result the following day/later that day depending on which timezone you take as the one I was in when I wrote that. It was a win though and so I suppose I should be happy 

Here's to plenty of arsebusters on the boards now that the movie has started to leak...



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I know you're fine with criticism of spelling and other things, I'm not bothered. I would recommend Dicte, but I'm afraid you'll think it's yet another Medium  But it really isn't, Danish films and series are after all known for their quality. I'm a big fan of our nabo fellows, and most of what comes out from Denmark.

I'll watch Midnight Sun and then I'll tell you. But judging by those 91 voters now, they liked what they saw. There's only one from the US, and s/he has rated it a 4, ha. Which probably says more about the US voters than the series 

You're right about that the US don't think their potential elected candidates through well enough to call themselves the "Free world". Not sure about what is worst though, the candidates or the voters, I mean; http://i.imgur.com/VBrjtRG.jpg  I have wonderful friends in the US, but are these hillbilly people going to run the country?!

A-ha, and I don't mean the band, but I thought you were going to watch the Celtic/Ranger game live. As in there. And you were talking about watching it on TV, somewhere in... some country. Glad they did win though, but you better take care of your hangovers in a proper way, ha.

But what are these Neomorphs, seriously? Ugh, is that yet another creepy something, to hide that the film actually doesn't have a storyline?! And they're awfully skinny! Or is this a racist thing? 

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It's coming into Winter in the Northern Hemisphere, I think I'll lay of my Scandinavian programs until the sun can cure me of any SAD I might additionally pick up from watching any of them 

Not long to go now until the election is over. Lots of fireworks to come I expect but I'm sure it'll mostly all disappear once the result has been announced ( I am joking, are you kidding me!? This is going to go on until at least the next election like Obama's birth certificate did and Hillary won't see a second of jail time regardless of who wins or loses)

I am asking lots of questions about the Neomorphs just now Beja. Whilst there are some people who just 'got' what Prometheus was all about in some spiritual capacity they have yet to come forward and explain why I'm a retard, moron or idiot for not understanding how the neomorphs work. I'm thinking even they are thinking this is getting out of hand now! 

Expect more of me Neomorphosing as much as I can these coming years 

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Neither of them would actually be "running" the country, since there's a legislative and judicial branch too. If the president just "ran" everything, there would probably only be a smoking hole left in the ground after 8 years of Obama.

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Democracy is further defined as a) "government by the people; especially: rule of the majority b) "a government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised by them directly or indirectly through a system of representation ...." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy
But then again, there's no country - anywhere on Earth - which is actually functioning as a democracy today.

Yes, I know that the Congress and The Supreme Court is what also running the country. But what I meant when mentioned hillbilly was simply that these are in fact the people who'll vote for Trump. After all, it's not USSR we're talking about (or maybe it is?), it's the US. And what woman, with her sanity intact, would write a placard that says; "Trump can grab my⬇"?! 

The Republicans have turned from one of two possible choices, to a party of discontent, just like the Sweden Democrats here. And that won't work in the long run.

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After all, it's not USSR we're talking about (or maybe it is?), it's the US. And what woman, with her sanity intact, would write a placard that says; "Trump can grab my⬇"?!


Just wondering if you think the women who said they'd do Bill Clinton in return for his keeping abortion legal, are somehow intellectually or morally superior?

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Your example is hardly comparable, it's like apples and oranges. But they do have one common denominator, and that is to let men be the ones who decide what is allowed – or not – when it comes to women's right to her own body, simply put.

In the case of the Trump woman, I'm pretty sure she has no clue whatsoever what signals she sends, and especially for those who have already been exposed, unwillingly to just this, or much much worse.

There's nothing intellectually or morally superior when it comes to abortion, whether you'll "do" Bill Clinton or not. It's still only the woman's right – no men, no law or any God – to assume the right to determine whether a woman would keep a child or not. No one else, but the woman herself.

The end doesn't always justify the means, and if some women said what you say, it's just as badly well-reasoned as the Trump woman, and that makes it of course not okay. But as I've already said, the issue of abortion is a serious matter and should be discussed under other circumstances.

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b4, are you one of the hot chicks in the background of that pic of Trump golfing?

They are alot of people, myself included, who will vote for Trump for one simple reason ANYONE is better than that lying POS career politician. ABC (Anyone But Clinton) to break it down to its lowest common denominator.

Trump often times speaks from the hip and needs to keep his emotions in check. As president he would still have to get Congress to pass any new laws or changes to existing ones and that won't be easy without compromise. Also the USSCT interprets the application of those laws.

Hitlery OTOH has a support base of fellow libtards in Congress who would inch us closer to communism than ever before among other things. Then you got all the lies she has told and the bad judgment shown like staying married to a cheating fellow liar who ended up being impeached when he was president. Fool me once, ring a bell?

But she doesn't want to talk about that. Do you have any idea the type of people she would appoint to any openings on the USSCT? That alone scares the hell out of me.

Its curious how people who live outside the US are so interested in who our next president will be.

I wonder why that is?

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What might be even more curious is why those people outside the US think Hillary would somehow be better for THEM.

Well, other than Syrian "refugees," I suppose. Hillary would be GREAT for THEM. Especially the secret jihadists. Hillary wants to bring in at least another half million.

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I'm just waiting for the Rowdy Roddy Piper to announce that Peter Thiel has place Hulk Hogan into the running and it's a chair fighting match between all three of them! 

That's what the rest of the world think about this election 

Sad, but true 

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Its really sad the two choices we in the US have.

I have no f/cking idea how things got so bad.

Maybe Trump should be PM and Hilly the Queen of Nepotism.

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Too many people get to vote. I wouldn't mind going back to when only property owners got to vote on what happens to their property. Why should people who only get "the dole," get to vote themselves a raise?

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That would reduce Hilly's voting core to property owning femanazis and gay marriage advocates.

I like it.

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Back on topic before there is no topic please 

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That's almost cute... b-52, no? And yep, that's me in the white outfit, and I'm wondering why I'm there, at all. Trump assistants couldn't even get the country right, Serbia, what the f is that?! And he's going to run the country?!

You can't be serious, voting for Trump, pleeease tell me that it's not true! Johnson I get, but what about Jill Stein, when now even Sanders was forced to join Clinton? Wouldn't it be better to not vote at all? That'd only gain Trump anyway, but at least you haven't sold yourself to an idiot and clown.

Trump doesn't often speak from the hip, he always does! He's completely freed from everything related to ethics and morality, is far too spontaneous, and when he's not talking directly from his heart, he thinks with his little head, down there, somewhere. He's unpredictability personified, and that is also what makes him so dangerous. He's completely limitless, it's as if he thinks he's playing Monopoly, but with a population of 318 million people. He's a racist, and has an obnoxious view of women.

I'm well aware about the process with the Congress and the Supreme Court, but it's going to be he who'll decide to press the button or not – in case of an emergency. Do you really want that? Do we, the rest of the world want that?! I think not. I mean, he's considered a clown everywhere in the world, but the US. So what does that say about you?

Clinton is no saint, and as I said to Harry, she's not a candidate I'd prefer. But at least she has got the experience how the political world works, and she'll only be sitting 4 years. And I don't care if Bill stuck a cigar in one or another, it was after all, voluntary. So you cannot just pull up old crap about Bill without simultaneously mentioned everything that Trump has done.

There's a chaos in your country right now, and it'll stay chaotic if Trump wins.

Its curious how people who live outside the US are so interested in who our next president will be.

I wonder why that is?
Because whoever you in the US will choose as a president will affect the whole world, the way it has been for long long time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EriEOWHPqcUI

And because I care.

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B4, Please tell me you have not fell victim to any of those completely out of context sound bites Hilly is disingenuously airing in her commercials. I guess she has to spend all those $100s of $Ms she has extorted from the great unwashed masses.

Fortunately, the vast majority of US voters are considerably smarter than taking her propaganda hook, line and sinker. Trump will be tough on terrorists and those who support them as he should be, but he is NOT going to nuke anyone. Maybe just some surgical strikes at training camps and what not, if anything at all. Hes just reminding those zealot a-holes hes got a big stick as well as many smaller ones.

People outside the US (and I'm not suggesting this applies to you or anyone else specifically) who don't appreciate this type of position against terrorism, which reflects the thoughts and beliefs of the vast majority in the US shouldn't come running to us when sh/t hits the fan. You can't have it both ways.

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Not sure why now should be any different. Other countries for decades have pumped money into their welfare systems etc instead of being able to defend themselves, figuring that Uncle Sam would still rescue them if necessary. But Uncle Barry has been doing the same thing here, so those people better not rely on "us" now.

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Oh please, I'm not a child and I do know how to spell to discernment. Do you seriously think I would've posted the link if I didn't realize that Clinton is - of course - very much involved in these agreements? She's probably the one who controls it the most. I wouldn't vote for Clinton. Sanders... most likely.

But if the American people aren't biting on her propaganda, but instead swallowing Trump's bait, is that such a smart draw, seriously? The thing is, when you're trying to explain this; "he might be doing this or that", but truth be told, you don't know what he's capable of. He's insulted so many different people from different cultures and gender, changed his mind and lied, which makes him totally unpredictable, in everything he does.

No normal person likes terrorism, and no one asked US to intervene in Vietnam, or in Iraq. Or... Not sure if I've posted this on this board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw but you're a bunch of trigger-happy people over there. So please, don't play a victim and as if the US is the saver of the world. The US wouldn't be in there, if it wouldn't profit you in every way. I'm sure we'd be glad if you don't intervene, and didn't spend over half of your budget on the military; http://i.imgur.com/obFCY0x.png $598.5 billion 2015, that's 54%. Seriously, compared to Medicare and Health, 6%?

 My father told me that B-52 was a nickname for someone with big breasts when he was young, it just popped up when talking about Trump, and you calling me b4. But I loved B-52! Whatever happened to them...?

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I'm pretty sure the South Vietnamese asked for our help (from the Russian and Chinese assisted North Vietnamese) and someone had to stop the atrocities being committed by Saddam Hussein.

Trust me, as a hard working tax payer I've got no problem just being neutral unless we are somehow directly involved (like say India does) next time some butcher on the other side of the world sets up shop and sh/t starts jumping off.

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Well, that's not really what happened. But to make a long story short, it was the creation of the French Indochina. On one hand the French tried to reclaim their colony, on the other hand, the "superpowers" took advantage of the conflict to maneuver against each other by their French and Vietnamese representatives.

Several incidents later, Vietnam was split in two. United States entered willingly as France's replacement in the role of South Vietnam's main patron. At first the Americans were content with sending arms and military advisers. When it became apparent that this wasn't enough, LB Johnson took a number of crucial decisions, and the US began bombing North Vietnamese targets in 1965. The rest is history. Okay, I'm done 

But WHY are you so damn trigger-happy?! You wouldn't have moved your asses if it hadn't been for the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. It's a constantly measuring who has the longest, it's a steady balance of terror. There's no link between Saddam and Al-Qaeda. The whole thing is like a domino game. But the US is everywhere. And you think you're nice and want humanity well? Surely at some level, but there's no war where you don't have had some the benefit for occupying... like oil for instance.

Athens, Georgia, so you live in Georgia? Nice. I actually googled B-52 and read that they still fly those plane. My father would've loved to see it. He sure was a boob man, he was what we say a "flirtkula" :)

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We don't fire first or go looking to invade other countries. Never have, never will.

I must admit I'm perplexed by your continual characterization of the US as being "trigger happy".

I'm not a big military history buff, but IIRC the US military has never been in Sweden and doesn't even keep a base there. Nor was Sweden involved in WW2 (the best info I could find was some Swedes volunteered to help Finland).

So when exactly was the US "trigger happy" in your country? If Sweden was neutral in WW2, then I hope the US remains neutral next time someone starts invading other countries which doesn't concern us. Neutrality, like India does, works for me.

We may actually be on the same side of this coin so to speak, because as a taxpayer I neither want to be assisting other countries economically and/or risk the lives of American men and women short of one of our allies requesting same and said aid is warranted. I especially don't want to be helping other countries if same is not appreciated by others.

BTW, I live in the state below Georgia.

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I'm not so sure about that you don't go looking to invade other countries. But no, generally not. It's just that you're the most powerful country, or at least was, when it comes to the military.

And no, the US have never been "trigger-happy" in Sweden, or being the least interested either. But in all honesty, you've got more guns than people in the US. Americans are 10 times more likely to be killed by guns, than people in other developed countries. Compared to 22 other high-income nations, the US' gun-related murder rate is 25 times higher. And I guess I'm too influenced by the shootings by cops lately, which is just awful, and social media doesn't make it easier, in fact they make it much worse. And then I'm only occasionally on Facebook, and I think I'll quit that too.

Okay, rant; Sweden was involved in WWII, in a particularly and very unflattering way. So, yet another short historical briefing; In 1940, the Germans attacked and occupied Denmark and Norway. Hitler feared and at the same time wanted to prevent an Allied invasion of North Norway, (and possibly northern Sweden) in order to cut off the German access to Swedish iron ore.

When Norway had fallen, Sweden had two choices; either to speak up against the Germans and the risk of war, or to become a more or less vassal state. They hadn't much to say really, with the small army they had at the time. So, the Swedish government gave up. Which practically meant, that we let the Nazis to transport their troops by rail to Norway through Sweden. We also allowed the transport of weapons and other supplies for the soldiers. It was about one train/day from Germany to Norway for three years, a total of 2.1 million Germans went through Sweden. 100,000 truckloads of weapons also went through.

I'm actually surprised that you didn't find something that pointed to that Sweden by then ran a "relatively" *cough* German-friendly policy, which obviously wasn't liked by everyone. This was shown in newspapers and magazines as protests. And because of that, Sweden introduced a censorship (1941) and the government could seize and stop things that could be perceived as propaganda against Nazi Germany. This was - and still is - nothing but extremely embarrassing for Sweden. There're still, especially among the surviving Norwegians, who hold grudges, and Sweden is often criticized for this and for the cowardice which I actually understand too well. But it was like choosing between plague or cholera. Still damned embarrassing.

We ARE on the same side of this coin, but I guess it was the Trump thing... I'm pretty sure you want exactly what you say, I have no doubts whatsoever. And I'm glad that you do. I'm a taxpayer too and I want the same as you want (minus Trump, ha). It's just that... facts are facts. But Florida... wow, I've never been to Florida, only the west coast of the US. Maybe I'll pop by, one of these days.

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The last figures I heard, which are a few months old now, were of over 2,000 shootings just in Chicago. How many of those were by police? 9. NINE.

"Police shootings" are NOT a crisis. The media blows them up (so to speak) for various reasons, including to cry over "racism" (even when it's a black cop shooting a black gangsta etc) and they cry over "unarmed black teens" who are 18 or 19 and legally an adult plus maybe 6'2" and 200+ lbs much larger than the cop they're attacking and trying to take their gun... Then the newspapers and TV stations show a picture of a sweet-faced 12-year-old not the thug who was trying to kill a cop...

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TBH Ms. B4, if Sweden did a lil wheeling and dealing or whatnot with the Nazis (or German citizens) during WW2 while simultaneously keeping their military neutral thats yose guys bitness.

While in undergrad I dated a very nice Jewish girl for a little while and she told me about how her grandfather made bank, as did MANY others, once most nations stopped doing bitness with Germany.

He was just (allegedly) in paper products and such. All I know for sure is they had a very nice house on a canal in Miami and weren't hurting for money. She drove a new beamer without a job. I should have tried harder to keep that one back in the day .

IMO, you can always rationalize selling food, medicine, humanitarian aid, etc to the citizens of Germany, as opposed to the Nazis per se or the military. Many in his own country hated what Hitler did and they still had to live somehow.

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I think you misdirected that post, I'm not her.

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I'm not a big military history buff, but IIRC the US military has never been in Sweden and doesn't even keep a base there. Nor was Sweden involved in WW2 (the best info I could find was some Swedes volunteered to help Finland).

So when exactly was the US "trigger happy" in your country? If Sweden was neutral in WW2, then I hope the US remains neutral next time someone starts invading other countries which doesn't concern us.

TBH Ms. B4, if Sweden did a lil wheeling and dealing or whatnot with the Nazis (or German citizens) during WW2 while simultaneously keeping their military neutral thats yose guys bitness.
Se7en, I don't think it is, but I'm a well-mannered girl, I'm only answering your question. I thought you might think it could be interesting. I do. But well, you cannot win them all.

But I also get when thinking about it, and with the US/Israel "cooperation" in mind, maybe that is what reflects on your reply. You should've kept that Jewish girl, maybe you'd have ended up in Hollywood, as some tycoon in the film industry.

But in all honesty, it's a huge difference talking about rationalize selling food, medicine or humanitarian aid to a country than to let a country – in the middle of one of the worst wars to this day – pass through just because someone suffered from megalomania. So what it all boils down to is, that both Sweden and Norway were some damn playhouse for both the British and Germans. Both had plans to occupy Narvik, in order to thereby get hold of the iron ore in Gällivare. And it's annoying, when two small nations really are struggling to remain neutral, while Britain and Germany were playing "Who has got the biggest cock?"

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I'm just curious B4, hypothetically speaking of course, if the Nazi's had invaded Sweden for their minerals and set up shop with death camps, raping and pillaging, etc. what would you think the US/UK should have done? Stayed neutral or come to Sweden/Norways assistance?

I don't mean to suggest there is an easy right or wrong answer as it involves geo-political/military philosophy. But assuming you would welcome the US and allies assistance in hopefully kicking out the Nazis and returning your country to you (and maybe you wouldn't) this would obviously involve fighting, maiming, killing and dying on both sides, something no one wants, would that be considered trigger happy?

Funny how in Alien the Nostromo was hauling mineral ore back from Thedus for W-Y as there was great profit to be had exploiting a dwindling resources on Earth. Had Sweden not been the location of iron ore deposits things may have been very different.

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This attitude a lot of Europeans have is rather odd. It's like they believe if someone breaks into their home and starts robbing and beating etc, if you fight back you're just trying to prove your cock is bigger than the criminal's.

WTF?

Dennis Prager sometimes says that Europe learned the wrong lesson from WW II. Instead of learning to fight evil, they apparently learned that fighting IS evil. Always. No matter what. Even fighting in self-defense.

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No offence, but Dennis Prager is probably not the best source on what we Europeans have learnt. WW II was not the only war fought in Europe, just the last one in many centuries of more or less constant war. As Europe lay in ruins, people finally got tired of their war mongering leaders. For now...

As for fighting, whose war are you fighting. There's never been a war fought in history that was for a good cause, nor in self defence. Every single war is started by a few greedy bastards who either want more power, money and prestige or they're afraid to lose what they've already got. It's always for their personal interests and never for their people. Unfortunately people are stupid and swallow their crap and go to war for them. If everyone said No, there wouldn't be any wars. This is as true for the US as for every war ever fought. Too bad you can't see it.




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I wish it were possible to let people like the Nazis take over - and torture, mutilate, kill, etc - only people who don't believe in fighting people like the Nazis, because frankly it would serve them right. Unfortunately the real world doesn't allow for such clear divisions.

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Oh come on. Nobody fought the nazis because they were nazis. It was only ever about territory and being the dominating power in Europe. Everything else is a rewrite of history.



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So, the Nazis should have been allowed to take over Europe and keep trying to take over the rest of the world, because opposing them was just about showing you've got a bigger cock?

Geeze, you people.

"Okay Fritz. All those people in your prison/labor/death camp have to be let go, except tkjoller who believes we shouldn't be fighting you because we're really just trying to prove we have a bigger cock. You get to keep tkjoller and everyone else who thinks we shouldn't be fighting you, and do as you please with them."

Sounds good to me!

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Nice try. Nobody knew about any labor camps before the war. Those were never a reason to oppose Hitler. It wasn't a war against the Nazis in the first place, it was a war against Germany. So yes it was initially about cock size. If it was about nazis or death camps, why do you think your own country didn't want to get involved prior to getting bombed by Japan?


For the record, had I been living during WW II, chances are I might have been fighting on the German side and if so, it would have nothing to do with Hitler or the Nazis.



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And you don't even realize that up until getting attacked directly, the US was staying neutral as you seem to believe they should have been all along?

Wow. Maybe I should just call you Neville Chamberlain from now on.

Plus the rest of it is at least borderline psychotic if not outright.

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tk,

Your not really bring Japan into a cock size argument are you?



I don't disagree with your assessment of why wars start (some greedy power hungry dude like Hitler, Genghis Khan, etc). What we are saying is simply the US has never started a war, we have only gotten involved after someone else has started it and some smaller, less powerful countries, and innocent civilians are suffering.

Therefore our choice is to either remain neutral while others suffer or help them.

I'm tired of wars which is why I'd rather just stay neutral next time someone else goes to war with someone else. Our deficit is high enough already.

Now if its a close ally who wants our help and whose people would appreciate it, thats different.

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Problem is those "allies" often only seem to appreciate it when we're actually saving their lives. Afterwards they start saying it was just about cocks again.

Maybe the very definition of ingrates.

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Cut the insults and read what I wrote. The US had no interests in getting involved directly in a European cock size competition. You didn't know nor care what the Nazis were up to. Bottom line is, you never had the noble cause for entering the war as you believe you did. In reality it was mainly about money for you. America made huge profits selling supplies to the allies, only when the Germans started to sink your transports, did you get a real interest in entering the war.

Whatever happened afterwards or how things turned out, is irrelevant if it wasn't the actual reason for entering the war.


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As interesting as it is (And it is!) could we get back to the topic of what would happen if a neomorph spore went up your bum please? 

I think neomorphs getting into penises of various sizes is a whole new thread of it's own 



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It's almost impossible to answer you how I would react. But in hindsight, after so many wars that have taken place during the last century, I'm not really sure. Given what I know about soldiers' deeds, it's particularly difficult to speak about it to you, but you asked.

The Germans weren't the least interested in "occupy" Swedes per se, they were only interested in the iron ore. 50% of German iron ore came by boat from Sweden, in order to maintain the German steel production. And Hitler treated Sweden with kid gloves throughout the war because of that.

But of course I would welcome them if the scenario wasn't the same, as it was during for example WWII, or the Vietnam War. But the thing is, it's not that easy and it's far from the truth. If the US troops would just come and liberate our country, I'd be very grateful. But the US, just like Germany, rarely do anything because they're so kind and nice, but for the purpose of obtaining something, oil for example. Or to keep the terror balance intact.

There were about 10-12.000 "Besatzungskinder" i.e. war children in Norway, as a result of "voluntary" relations with German soldiers. However, hundreds of thousands of German women were raped by both Russian and American soldiers. And we're talking about the post-war period, which makes it extra awful. But it didn't only happen soo many years ago, it's happening now, in Iraq or within the US military abroad. So, I really don't know what to say...

For a moment, one's impressed by the strangers elegant efficiency, but soon enough destructiveness affect them with full force. Doors exploded and the house was emptied. Food, animals, radios, clocks, kitchen silverware, jewellery and family heirlooms; everything of importance and value, was dragged along.

After the material robbery, the humans are next. The rapes are systemic and follows a pattern. The perpetrators come by night. From the upper floor where they sleep, the women are dragged to the ground floor. The soldiers take turns, time after time. They are brutal, using fists and rifle butts, forcing the family to watch. Once completed, let the comrades know in which house they have been; hell continues.

The described horror scenes took place in Bavaria and the perpetrators were US soldiers. Based on the number of full-term pregnancies, Gebhardt estimates that 860 000 German women were raped by the Western Allied soldiers (190 000 Americans) and 560 000 by the Red Army.

The rapes have been explained as an act of war, the need for revenge which affected the German women.
http://www.dn.se/nyheter/varlden/hundratusentals-tyska-kvinnor-blev-valdtagna-av-soldater
But let's talk about something funnier, and I know! If the Germans (and the Brits) didn't empty our deposits of iron ore, there wouldn't have been Alien! Maybe Scott had that in mind, I mean, he was alive, about 5-6 years old, during WWII. So somehow it was a good thing in the end.
"Whose got the biggest cock" reminds me of a picture of some artwork I saw in the snow once.
 I actually saw it the other day when I was looking for something among my saved links on FB. They say there's snow to be expected and I guess Norrland (and Ray) already got some. Maybe I'll draw one in the snow.

I've heard so much good about Tampa and Florida in general. I actually googled 813 Tampa and got the "Gasparilla International Film Festival in Tampa, Florida", have you ever been there? Never heard of it to be honest. Key West is gay? Haha, well I guess it's kind of overrated, but beautiful they say. But I'll clear my calendar in wintertime for the next coming years 

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Gasparilla is like a mini Mardis Gras. Businesses downtown close and its one big street party.

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...  Sevenlil... in all honesty, if you don't want my honest opinion - hypothetically speaking or not - don't ask questions.

A mini Mardi Gras sounds like a fantastic event, one big street party is something I really would like to experience.

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M'kay 😩.

I thought OP was getting mad because we were like all off the OP topic and sh/t like that.

Sorry OP, but I HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE BUTT SPORE DISCUSSION ARENA!

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Haha, weary face? Sob all you want, it's always like this when someone makes a topic. It' takes more or less 5-10 posts before it starts to derail. I don't think Harry cares, not even with an apology in CAPS LOCKED. At least I tried. Bon appétit :)

"Anyway, I'm sure it would pass the rectum quite smoothly, and also the colon which is only a metre long. It gets pretty crowded in the duodenum, so my guess is... somewhere in the small intestine...?" 💩

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Oh, the CAPS LOCK part was a para-quote from Prometheus Beja 

Try to keep up 

My bestestest funny evah!!! https://vid.me/ToVD

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Dude, seriously... You didn't think I got that? And as I don't really have anything to contribute in the GIGANTIC DEAD BODY ARENA... I'm gonna go back to my sofa, sorry - ship. If you don't mind.

Cool down...            

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I'm going to hug my doggie tighter until I hit 100 in my Member thread!



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Tampa, huh. So what school did you go to? I went to Dunedin and Pinellas Park myself. Seems like a long time ago...almost like in a galaxy far far away.



Perfectly unpretentious backbone of the board

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I see. It seems like, apart from a few rednecks, nobody ever come from Florida originally.

I do live in Sweden but I was in Florida back in the early nineties.



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I was in Florida the second time I saw Prometheus (Based on being told it was better than I thought it was from many people here).

I hope you had good times there, it is sullied for my now 

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But in all honesty, you've got more guns than people in the US. Americans are 10 times more likely to be killed by guns, than people in other developed countries. Compared to 22 other high-income nations, the US' gun-related murder rate is 25 times higher. And I guess I'm too influenced by the shootings by cops lately, which is just awful, and social media doesn't make it easier, in fact they make it much worse.
Why project on what I only mention more as a parenthesis, and only as a personal reflection of what I think of the police shootings in the US lately? What about the rest, which is the essence, in my reply to sevenlil? I also said that social media is bullsh.t.

I never said the "police shootings" are a crisis. STILL, nine are nine too many, and several could've been avoided, since the men weren't even armed. I don't care how tall, short, old or young they were. Black cop shooting a black gangsta and so on. What the next president should do, is take a careful look at the gun laws, which of course won't happen if Trump is elected. And not with Clinton either. Look at the statistics for crying out... seriously.

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Watching Dreamcatcher while high again?

What's missing in movies is same as in society: a good sense of work ethic and living up to ideals.

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You sound like Borat.

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Are you complimenting him? 

http://bit.ly/Harambe_Plinkett

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There is still the facehugger
No asshugger confirmed yet

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I hadn't even considered an asshugger, I was just thinking of the spores.

You are a genius!

Asshuggers all round for everyone! 



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Bumped for ear spores!

My bestestest funny evah!!! https://vid.me/ToVD

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Did you ever frequent Prometheusforum, Harold?

Just curious.

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I did Pbbgvrf_Eng_Frzra, I did 

I went by the name of Pedronix whilst there 

Feel free to hunt me down and attack me instead of the message that Prometheus is crap. Nothing wrong with that 

Who did you post as whilst there? 

http://bit.ly/Harambe_Plinkett

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Nah, I just remembered that this post is a ripoff from there.

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Do you want to link to it or are you happy to be wrong?  http://bit.ly/Harambe_Plinkett

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You should of saw the turd that bursted forth from my ass
God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

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I like your new avatar and name 

http://bit.ly/Harambe_Plinkett

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Lol thanks 👍

God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

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Don't mind me, I'm just bumping this thread for it to get a proper philosophical answer out of a lover 

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times arrow Harry... good luck

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We talking Clarke, Amis or The Next Gen episode?

Because one is about dinosaurs and humans sharing the Earth, one is about causing good by reversing harm in time and the last one is about why Data's head is older than his body.



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Make sure those anal spores don't get in your ass

God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.

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It could be the secret to immortality 

Maybe David didn't understand that when he spiked Holloway's drink 

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