Why? And most importantly... WHY?

I remember about a year ago, I was bored and looking at the bottom board of imdb. It was my first encounter with Baby Geniuses. I saw that both movies were in the bottom 100 which is quite a performance... I couldn't stop laughing at the reviews creatively bashing on these movies, but apparently, I wasn't laughing for too long.

I became curious and decided that I should see the movies. When I watched Baby Geniuses I knew that it would be awfull and I was expecting to laugh at how awfull it is, but I just couldn't. It was SO BAD it was more embarassing than funny. I was actually inventing some words to describe that movie because generic dictionary words were just not enough.

I really thought that the second movie could not be worse but it was. Baby geniuses 2 quickly cut through my plans on quitting smoking because I think, even a non smoker would rather light a cigarette to take a break than to sit through the entire movie, what I think is completely impossible without a nervous breakdown.

Fortunately I was not dumb enough to watch the third movie, as I already knew enough of this sequel. The only question that remains open is why do they continue torturing people with this? Has there been a single person who liked it? Where is he? WHO is he? I will give all my money to a professional assassin to neutralize this person if that's what it takes to stop this and protect mankind from Baby Geniuses 5...