There were so many great lines in this movie. I didn't really expect it to be so funny since I had heard it was a tad mediocre. I thought it was great.
Constantine: Hi-lo, I am Kermit.
Jean Pierre: I am on my lunch hour. I take a 6 hour lunch break.
Dominic Badguy: It's pronounced Bagee. It's French for "good man".
"Johnny, you're about to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. How do you feel about that?"
"This is my car, Le Maximum. It is illegal now in most of the EU for its massive size. It's so needlessly spacious I feel guilty."
"I'm already green!"
"Miss Pig" "Zongo" "Fonzie" "I am Kerm-yit" etc.
"The lovers, the dreamers, and cheese."
'Goodnight Danny Trejo'
That just cracks me up XD
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"Dance monkey dance."
shareWell, one line I did like was when Constantine said, "It's not easy being mean." Nice joke on Kermit's catchphrase.
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