Enough of Cynism and Ego!

All those selfishness and fault-finding ways in "Sponge Out of Water", have gone far enough. Even poor SpongBob couldn't find unconditional love within anyone else in his life at all. If I had my own way, here's how the movie should really happened:

1. Before Burger Beard can get his greedy and selfish mitts on the Magic Book, just to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula for himself, I stand in his way and kill him by stabbing in his heart with a mighty sword.
2. I force everyone in Bikini Bottom to love SpongeBob and each other unconditionally.
3. I even force Mr. Krabs and the gang to destroy the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and anything else that could ensnare all kinds of greed and selfishness.

Do you find this better or what?