100 things I learned from'Exploding Sun'
I am surprised this has not been done yet, surely this movie is deserving of such a list. Here goes...
1) The presidents daughter may be a hormone raging, horny, underage, sex-fiending freak. But the first lady was worse than her when she was the same age.
2) During a windy, turbulent, raging electrical storm, it is a good idea to stand right in front of a high story buildings' full length glass window. And remain in that same building even during earthquakes.
3) At the moment of certain, impending death, nevermind telling your loved ones and others who really matter how you feel, instead profess your love for a grouchy, dismissive man who has brushed you off every time you have tried to make an advance.
4) Loved ones die horribly, but no one seems to grieve all that much over them.
5) Even at the brink of global doom, two egotistical, arrogant, overbearing grown men will continue to bicker back and forth over "who has the biggest d**k".
6) Fear not! There is a very remote, but still possible way to escape impending, (Jihadist?) terrorist attacks with super lightning on your side.
7) That same lightning that thwarted your terrorist attacks? You can save yourself from it by hiding in a 2 inch thick, open ended concrete sewage cylinder.
8) Some kids will run towards an approaching, deadly, ominous lightning storm in a vain attempt to... I don't know you tell me what they little bastard was thinking?
9) You want to set up a defensive line to guard your towns limited resources, put rifles and other weaponry in the hand of young, dimwitted, immature teenagers.
10) Two men that have been at each others throats will all of a sudden work together. Even after the ex husband makes out with the current husbands' wife, who doesn't even say goodbye to her husband who she may never see again.
11) Some Arab men don't care about heir own daughter. And will kill them or let someone else kill them for no valid reason whatsoever. Actually, that is the one true part of this whole film.