For people who didn't get it
This is taking a potshot at Asylum the production company, who are notorious for pumping out awful low budget movies. This is sort of a tongue-in-cheek behind the scenes of what goes in to the actual making of an Asylum movie and the reasons they turn out so terrible. Mainly being they do everything they can to cut costs, the people in charge are scumbag creeps, the staff are underpaid and overworked, and basically no one has any clue what the hell is really going on. So they just cobble the footage they get together best they can and ship it out without really giving a damn.
So this is a satire and a middle finger to Asylum productions from After Dark productions, who are also known for putting out not so great low budget films. Once I realized what I was watching I was able to enjoy it a lot more. This is a comedy...NOT a real movie or horror movie.