kiddie
For the mcu films are for kiddies
Gotta get your threads in while you still can.
I have to hand it to you, your enthusiasm is quite admirable. Fighting Marvel to the bitter end. Probably the most adult thing you've done.
Keep fighting the good fight. You're doing better than Newboymcclane anyway.
We all know you'll be first in line to see this, in your Spider-Man pajamas from when you were five years old.
Whatever you are, be a good one.