Erik Estrada can no longer protect his son. Oh, wait, yes he can. Wait, no he can't.
Travis's secret escape tunnel that no one has been able to find for centuries is in a closet in the basement (along with Pee Wee's bike).
The gangsters will help the police when the family is threatened.
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I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me
There IS a basement in the Alamo (sort of).
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Cops carry shotguns on their motorcycles without locking them down or securing them.
Female cops carry huge guns on their belts outside their form-fitting jackets.
Children whose widower fathers are cops are always rebellious and often get into trouble with the law.
Interrogation rooms in the San Antonio PD look like conference rooms in corporate America.
It is possible to ride a motorcycle without a helmet and not have a single hair blown out of place.
Picking up random things in the science lab will upset the scientist.
When at a large gathering of people in a field, it is not necessary to find someplace private to urinate; just walk a few feet away and let fly.
A chupacabra will bite your penis off while you're peeing.
The San Antonio Police Department cannot afford police cars, so detectives must double-up on personal motorcycles to get to crime scenes.
Revolvers and shotguns don't have any recoil.
When you call the San Antonio PD and report a pack of wild dogs attacking the local high school, they send two officers (on one motorcycle).
When San Antonio is being attacked by packs of wild dogs, its police are immediately dispatched to type up reports.
The way to get around road construction is to use random 2x4s as a ramp and jump over the construction ... on a heavy motorcycle.
When San Antonio police really need to get the job done, they call on their delinquent sons and their street thug criminal friends rather than the Texas Rangers, the National Guard, Chuck Norris, or even Homeland Security.
The mildly annoying Jack in the Box mascot has been replaced by a really annoying muppet.
Uzis and Mac-10s make very good long range weapons.
An old tunnel under the Alamo - that has remained hidden since 1836 despite numerous archaeologists, treasure hunters, and tourists - can be found in only a few minutes by a coonskin cap wearing tour guide. And the exit wasn't paved over or covered up when the area around it was paved. In fact, modern stairs and handholds were added. But still, no one knew about the tunnel.
Mindbender-1 wasn't paying attention while watching this movie or wouldn't have repeatedly made dumb posts about Erik Estrada and his partner's characters being police officers when the film clearly said many times they were DEA agents.
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DEA agent or SAPD, their reactions to the monster attacks were laughable.
And it's minderBINDER-1 (named for a character from Catch-22). You should pay more attention.
Drug dealers have dug a tunnel from Mexico to San Antonio--about 2 hours away.
shareErica Estrada took this role to re-join with his one true love: His CHiPs bike.
Erica Estrada looks like a dork when "riding a bike" in front of real cheesy background scenery for side shot closeups.
There's a tunnel from Mexico that surfaces outside San Antonio that is around 140 miles long.
granimore...Well his name is Erik..not Erica. I watched Erik Estrada since he was on CHIPS back then. Tho actors of yesterday are becoming just nobodies. But some has to find work...Erik himself is a deputy sheriff/actor. Just like actors that are not doing that much acting now. Actors of today...are mainly taking over. Because of popularity. Some are fomous for being famous...hints the Kardashians. One yesterday actor John Schneider...has been doing few syfy movies...just to be doing work. And some has mortgage on their homes. This movie however was not as good. Alittle entertaining. The CGI well..what can I say. Some CGI are nice...and some not. But I can take it or leave it. Erik Estrada is now 64..Not sure if he has children. I seen him back several years ago on the so called reality show"Surreal Life"..Still didn't know what it was about. But thankfully not on anymore.
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