Terrible


Terrible acting, poor script, bad character development, just very tedious and downright boring. After an hour I couldn't bear it anymore and stopped watching. The only thing it had going for it were some cool graphics.

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I agree.
Despite the lovely cameltoe here and there, not my cup'o'tea.

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My thought exactly, would be more suitable as a porno.

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Hendrik, you should go out and buy yourself some class, because it's apparent, you're fresh out.

I see Stupid People...

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I glad that am not the only one who thinks this movie is terrible.

Wonder why it's such a high rating (7.1 ???) and 10/10 reviews (5/6), perhaps all from the people who made this film and their relatives.

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Wonder why it's such a high rating (7.1 ???) and 10/10 reviews (5/6), perhaps all from the people who made this film and their relatives.

or perhaps your opinion is just an opinion, not a fact and other people enjoy things you don't. *gasp* the nerve!

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People who don't watch the entire movie should refrain from making comments about it.

The movie wasn't all that bad, it had a good (decent) plot, but the CGI was terrible.

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Sorry but thats just silly! If a movie can't hold my interest in the first hour then I consider it a poor movie and am entitled to voice that opinion. If I had stopped watching after 20 minutes then maybe it would be a bit forthright to assume the entire movie is bad; but I gave this flick an entire 60 minutes to impress me in someway, ANWYAY, and it just did nothing. Its not often I stop watching movies before the end, even ones I'm not enjoying much, so for me to stop watching made it really bad in my book. I gave it a three, which is the lowest score I've ever given a movie.

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I agree. I watched the whole movie and the last 30 minutes that you've missed aren't any different than the first 60 minutes. I'm 34 at the moment and I've watched a LOT of movies but this one was boring as hell. I wanted to hang on and watch it until the end just to see if something actually happens, but no. The end is just as mellow as the rest of it. Devastatingly poor CGI made me think I was watching a cut scene from an early 90s PC game. And to call this an "indie" movie would be an overstatement. Bad acting, especially the lead actress for the role of "Lady Heavenly" Ashley Bell. I've seen rocks with more emotions and facial expressions than that girl with the constant :| . With the movie budget that came out of the cookie jar. Sad... I agree on three by the way.
Regards

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in the final scene where they kiss, Lady isn't kissing Sparks... she's merely pressing her lips against her partner's, just waiting for the director to shout "CUT!"
... now, call that acting. haha


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Oh my god that is the most idiotic comment that I've ever read in my entire life. If the first thirty minutes of a film is terrible then the entire film will be terrible. It's a god damn fact.

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while i agree, that this film was terrible, in some cases a great ending saves a mediocre to bad film (house of 9).

"laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." - Dae-su Oh

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I agree.

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I somehow sat through the hole thing. Really terrible. There was a scene later on in the movie when Sparks and Heavenly are talking back and forth. Each time they go back and forth with Sparks, he goes from being clean shaven with one hair style to having facial hair with another hair style. It was a truly embarrassingly low grade production with atrocious acting. All the actors should never work again outside of soap operas.

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Each time they go back and forth with Sparks, he goes from being clean shaven with one hair style to having facial hair with another hair style.


If I wasn't put off already that cements the decision to avoid. Thanks

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I'm sorry to say that I agree.
I really wanted to like this movie, but the more it dragged on the less interest I had. I finally had enough about three quarters of the way through and just had to stop.
Maybe someday I'll finish it and see that the ending ties it all together and makes it a better movie in retrospect, but somehow I don't think that's going to happen.

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Terrible = Immature children who don't understand 40s film noir.

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Now now Lokisgodhi, don't be nasty, we're all entitled to an opinion.

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I love 40's Film Noir and Noir in general. Straight up one of my favorite genres and the thing that had me completely psyched about this movie. Superheros + Noir? Jackpot! But this movie is flat out terrible. A real turkey. The acting, directing, writing.... the entire production. Atrocious. You are correct though... there are some really horrible 40's film noirs that are similarly terrible.

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I have to agree just stopped watching it, I couldn't take anymore. It was pretty bad

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