Blair Vampire Project?


I like some forms of Vampire mythology and am generally interested in the movies made on them. Bram Stoker's Dracula was good, Killer Barbie's vs the Vampire was good for a laugh. This movie is basically the Blair Witch with Vampires. Shaky camera, a soundtrack that is too hokey to believe and a set of dialogue that reads like an boy in the midst of puberty wrote it.

I'm glad I read the reviews before watching this movie, so I had a good idea how bad it would be. It still didn't prepare me all the way, but that's life.

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I forgot to add: The best way to watch this movie is on Fast Forward with the sound on. The music is better that way, too.

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After watching this dross, I realise the film was named in honor of the "actors" whose careers are probably extinct after starring(I use this term extremely loosely).

THE ONLY REASON I GAVE 1 STAR IS BECAUSE IMDB DONT HAVE A MINUS STAR RATING(YET).

The premise of the story had potential, satanists taking over a town, but instead of showing the slow infiltration of the town, hints of what these "newcomers" are upto. Building some suspense or mystery before letting all hell break loose. But it seems like that was too much effort for the makers(can't bring myself to call them film makers).

And instead we are given a story that is weak and cliched, no attempt at mythology or new spin on the old tale( see Near Dark for a far superior vamp flick). But even when the vampires do show they are dreadful excuses, those playing the vamps are terrible and the make up is even worse( I think the person who did the make up was a goth with a nosferatu fetish, again can't bring myself to call them make up artists as I'm sure all the good ones would be baying for my blood.

Needless to say I didn't even finish this steaming pile of horse Sh@t.

I didn't care if the 4 strangers survived or not, to be honest starting rooting for the vamps to pick em off (hopefully on masse so the film could end).

This is another couple of hours that I wish I could sue for the time back that I have well and truely wasted on this, it's not even so bad it's good, it's just plain *beep*

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