How did those ugly, ugly men get such hot wives?
Just wondering.
shareFirst off, you are very immature to say such a childish thing as this. Also, everyone has different preferences when it comes to beauty. What you see as handsome/beautiful may not be to others. And i don't judge other dudes, but these guys don't look ugly to me. There are many women who think they look very handsome, not just their wives. Now, most of them would prefer them without the beards, but some women like the beards. Basically, what I'm telling you is that you need to find a hobby, because normal adults will never take statements like this seriously. If I had to guess, based on your statement, I would have to guess you were in middle school?
shareIt may be a gimmick for the show as well, because that's how we recognize them, however, they had beards decades before this show. A couple of them kept theirs year round, while most of em grew them out during every hunting season.
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Because prior to the show, they only had those NASTY beards during duck hunting season, and were actually REALLY HOT. I feel so sorry for their wives.
Chase: Wow. Yeah, I get it. House is adorable. I just want to hold him and never let go.
Actually some of the wives like the beards. Missy is the only one who really hates the beard.
shareLOL, you do know the producers made them say that on the show right? That it was completely scripted?
Chase: Wow. Yeah, I get it. House is adorable. I just want to hold him and never let go.
I believe they have said that even off-show.
shareThey have said it outside the show. Some people only have knowledge about them from the show that obviously is scripted, but have no knowledge of them outside the show. People put their own preferences and opinions over other people, so in this case, if they don't like beards, they can't picture anyone liking beards!
sharePhil has had a long beard year-round for a while now.
shareIt's funny how people didn't know them before the show, so now they think they are just actors on a show and that their characters are 100% fictional. Obviously there are scripted elements of the show. Nobody would ever argue that, but their characters are based on their real life selves. I've heard to many people call them phoneys when they see pictures of them without beards. I've never understood this for several reasons. First off, they never said they've always had beards. Secondly, there are pictures from years ago that show them with beards too. They grew them out for hunting season! Duh! And lastly, I want to know what goes on in these haters heads! The reason I say that is because when they talk about these old photos of the Robertsons, they act like they were involved in their discovery, as if they unearthed them on some archeological dig! Where the heck do they think the photos came from? The Robertson family is who made these pictures available for everyone. It's not like the the government has been doing surveillance on them all these years and someone swiped these "secret photos" (photos that are in their books, shows, and all over the net) from their top secret headquarters!
shareYep. They even showed some of those old photos on the show itself!
shareExactly. They are self revealed pictures, but these haters of the show think they've discovered some real dirt on them. The same thing happened when Phil came under attack for voicing his beliefs. People thought they had dug up all this dirt from his past, and I was like "You mean the stuff they have printed in their books? Phil's testimony that he talks about at nearly all his speaking functions? Yeah, you solved the case Sherlock! You had to search real hard for that evidence!".
shareThat's almost like me posting something on Facebook, and then others thinking they found out some secret about my just by looking at my Facebook page.
shareso only during hunt season u say.. once a year? and u really think they grow that long beard in a year? riiiiiiiiight
shareI don't think that any of the wives are "hot". More like moderately attractive. Slightly above average, perhaps. Hot? Not even close.
shareThat's fine! As long as you realize that's an opinion; some people find them attractive and some people don't.
shareI also don't understand the "phony" complaint. What are they saying, exactly? That having a beard is a prerequisite of being part of Southern culture? That outward physical appearances dictate the culture?
And they've been hunting for years. They and their company have been well-known in the hunting community LONG before Duck Dynasty (or even A&E) was even a thing.
Exactly, I've tried to figure that out too. They think pictures of the Robertsons without beards prove they aren't southern or redneck. Huh? It's probly just folks that are jealous cuz they can't grow one. If they had ever grown one, they would know it gets pretty hot in the summer and many people shave em off or trim em down.
shareThe men talk as if they are really unintelligent and trashy people. Even if they were insanely handsome they would still be dumb as dirt and no one would want to touch them because they only have boring stupid things to say. To be attractive they should grow a brain first and stop acting like inbred hillbillies who believe in the magical fake world of the bible.
shareYep totally dumb. Especially Willy, who took a successful, yet still not huge business and turned it absolutely huge.
shareGrow up, keep your jealous hate to yourself, and quit posting stuff for the sole purpose of starting arguments! I think it's funny how much you folks cry and cry about equality and tolerance, yet you insult people just because they believe in God, and you call the Holy Bible a magical fake world. You are nothing more than a disgusting intolerant hypocrite. And what is your sick obsession with inbred hillbillies? When has there been anything inbred on this show? You just hate people who are different than you, so you have to make up lies to insult them! I find it funny how all I hear when people from the north make fun of people from the south is inbred, inbred, inbred. You shouldn't rely on the movie Deliverance for 100% of your knowledge on the south. I've lived in the south nearly my entire life, and have never once encountered an inbred couple. That must be something y'all have up north. That's more intolerance by the way. People like you want to shout from the rooftops about equality and tolerance, but I guess only for certain people. If someone is inbred, there is something wrong with them and they should be made fun of? Sounds like your beliefs of equality and tolerance are flawed. To me it seems quite ironic and hypocritical how the people who scream the loudest about intolerance are the most intolerant, selfish, most hateful people I have ever encountered. But when you reject God as your Lord, and call his Word fiction, I guess I shouldn't expect much more than intolerant hatred from you.
shareIf people keep referring to the bible as their go to source to say that gay people are "sinners" then yes I will call it a magic book of lies.
Where are you from anyway? State? I'm from Arkansas or live there as an adult anyway. Midwest but for the most part people have respect here for differences aside from Black people and Mexicans but gay people are okay by people here. I like your Southern pride. My area people are strict on wanting to keep things White but that's other people not me.
I never said anything about Southern pride. I just get tired of people attacking the south based on things that are nothing close to true. It's stupid, childish tactics to call someone inbred, just because you hate them. Insults that are not backed up by anything factual are cheap and pointless. You don't realize that you've actually succeeded in making yourself look worse than the person you are attacking.
shareSillyGayBoy The men talk as if they are really unintelligent and trashy people. Even if they were insanely handsome they would still be dumb as dirt and no one would want to touch them because they only have boring stupid things to say. To be attractive they should grow a brain first and stop acting like inbred hillbillies who believe in the magical fake world of the bible.
You sure showed me! I feel so bad, or something.
shareIt was the exact opposite when they got married. Google it.
shareThere is only one reaons why beautiful women marry ugly men:
MONEY
If a man has money he will attract beautiful women, they want his money so they can buy decorations for themselfes to prove to other women "look i made it". (Basicially she's a hooker)
And women want a rich man to build their nest, to get kids etc.
Sure there a beautiful men with money, but look how the looked before fame & fortune, before all the surgeries etc.
They weren't wealthy people when any of them met their wives.
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