11 times in a day


His record was 11 times in a single day? Is that realistic? He was not 16 in the movie. And even if he was...who can handle that? I've never done it more than 3 times a day.

Besides, watching porn 30 times per week and more and having sex all the time. I mean, I envy his testosterone levels, but how many men even in their 20s can identify with that?

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I think that's nonsense, there is no man who can 11 times a day, especially at that age, maybe there are sick people who can watch porn movies all day but to mastrubete so many times, it is impossible!

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maybe there are sick people who can watch porn movies all day

That's exactly who Don Jon is

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Bingo!

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Jesus, you guys. That's the POINT. He's a maniac.

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Bull f'ing s*** it is not impossible you idiot!

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Of course it's possible! I have had sex that amount of time in one day so there's no reason one couldn't masturbate that much.

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs

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lol

I was perfect.

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Earlier this year, I masturbated ten times in one day. Most of it was in the morning with just a few more times into the afternoon and evening. The first two I can knock out inside of a half hour. I typically jerk off a minimum of three times per day; I'm thirty years old.

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Well you must be a proud young man! With a lot of time, and other things, on your hands.

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Ever considered NoFap challenge?

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No. I have nothing to gain from it. I have no interest in romance. I like prostitutes and masturbating. I'm a simple man.

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takes a man to own it.

simple or not, a real man.

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No. I have nothing to gain from it. I have no interest in romance. I like prostitutes and masturbating. I'm a simple man.


That sounds exactly like Matthew McConnaughehy's advice in Wolf of Wall Street ...ha ha ha

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This is an odd discussion! But I think you can tell someone else what is or isn't possible with their body!

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I guess it was something that was supposed to be marveled at. But, maybe it is possible for someone of his stamina/physical fitness. I definitely couldn't do it 11 times in one day. My record is 3. But, I'm no where near being that fit.

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My record is 11 but I was 13/14 when I accomplished that. At 20 I wouldn't even want to think of trying to. Definitely a fairly unrealistic aspect of the movie.

I also thought it was interesting how he jerks off so much but he has absolutely no problems in bed. A lot of guys seem to need no-fap for a lot less than what he does.

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in my youth. I got close. & by 9 or 10. it's really more work than fun. but as you get older. you just don't have the time to do that. His situation may be different because he's a Bartender & he doesn't have a regular 8-5. but even with that. he works. he goes to school, he goes to the gym, church etc. so it would seem a bit like. he's doing those things or jerking off. LOL

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It's possible, he's an addict, beating a record would be a huge high. As a recovering addict I can tell you that you can keep on going even if your dick is tired, even if it hurts, it's all about brain chemistry.

Here's an explanation of how porn addiction works: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

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Not surprised, but still quite the quote...

"Guys who do not watch pornography do not exist"

ORANGE for all

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The worst is when your dick hurts, and the rest of you hurts because you don't want to, but you need to. And the feelings of shame/guilt/weakness after.

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20+ times a week.......also go to gym?impossible ...

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I've masturbated 14 times in one day, but I suppose it's different because I'm a girl.

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(=ω=)I think 14 times will kill me

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Hi there ^^

...we might have something in common lol

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Actually that makes it even weirder.

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I'm a girl too and I tried to masturbate a lot but I just can't cum
I'm not sure if I ever had an orgasm.

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youre touching the wrong spots then

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LOL

There's something wrong with Esther.

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So many noobs here.

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

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heard about the 19 years old Brazilian kid who masturbated a 100 times in one night and died ?. maybe i got the number wrong but it was something ridiculous like that

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it was 42 times

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sorry for the exaggeration but thats still crazy

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I know, I agree with most people who was counting?.
His mother knew he had a problem and was going to tell a doctor but it was too late, He had a extreme addiction to porn. In his room a great deal of pornography was found.

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it was 42 times
Well I guess we figured out the ultimate question then.

You'd feel cocky too if you were full of myself.

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ROFL

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Excellent question to the answer.

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There are several reasons why you should believe this story to be FAKE:
1) masturbation is natural. Just like breathing. You don't die from breathing.
2) it's a great tactic to brainwash kids to not have sex (there are several others: hair on your hands, going blind, blablabla)
3) most importantly, here it comes, wait for it: did this guy actually tally all his masturbation exercises in a blog, or on paper, meticulously??? Was he setting a world record and was guiness there?? I mean he wouldn't have known when he would die, right? So he would have to tally every single 'exercise'. How else do we know 'from the records' that he masturbated so many times???

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What did he die of?

People don' die of masturbating, but of other causes like cardiac arrest, an aneurysm or blood clot, maybe asphyxiation brought on by extreme fatigue, but that brings one back to a cardiac abnormality ... all of which might have been exacerbated by other conditions ...

Saying someone died of masturbating without explaining exactly how and why is just spouting moralistic nonsense ...

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