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I'm sorry but Kleenex won't do it


You need something sturdier, like Bounty or Brawny. With a Kleenex, it'll seep through and glue to your junk, especially with the earlier loads. Plus you can't just dispose it in the trash can. For a guy who had an immaculate apartment, you'd think it would go into the toilet bowl. That s**t smells.

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Where exactly was he unloading?, in to his palm?

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Possibly on the floor, hence why he was so passionate about what cleaning product to use

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Lmao as it turns out, it's all from necessity. Blowing loads all over his apartment.

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Yeah that was the worst thing about the movie. Tissues and the trash are a no-no, ha.

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Put a disposable latex glove over the old boy. No mess, no fuss. And it feels sweet.

"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would SHOOT a man before throwing him out of a plane"

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lol wtf? y need a glove for?
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Well there's no mess to clear up and it's disposeable....i don't want man-juice on my carpet. Even my man-juice...

"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would SHOOT a man before throwing him out of a plane"

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i dont want mess either so use a jar
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I didn't say i used a condom. I use a disposable latex glove. You can get a box of hundreds quite cheaply.

Was it a millionaire who said "Imagine no possessions"?

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what a waste of plastic....
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I need that direct skin to skin contact. I've tried different things, but I just take one for the team now. Keeping it trimmed down there makes things way easier too.

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I only do it while I shower. Less messy that way

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doing it in the shower sucks. no porn or pics and it dosnt feel good and the water makes it gross.... no
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Can't believe guys still hasn't figured this out.

The best and most convenient is a dry, fluffy, ultra-soft small hand (or face) cloth towel. Small and convenient, handful(?), and can keep you dry and clean right after. Washable, reusable, no spill overs, mess proof!

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Baby wipes.

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