22. If you see a tooth on the floor with the bloody root still attached and the person you're talking to looks abnormal, pretend all is OK and continue the conversation until he gets a knife.
23. Want to know how to abandon a hospital and a house so that it is ready for the victims to explore?
a. Leave it standing boarded up and ready for people to explore and find their fate. Never ever tear them down or empty them!
b. Leave patient records lying around for the public to find to tie into the killer/monster story. After all, who gives a damn about patient records back in the pre-HIPAA days? They killed the patients anyway, so toss the records and get out!
c. Bring the least best light sources. Never ever take time to go to a hardware store to buy good equipment to light your way in the abandoned building.
d. Always believe what you see and hear in the darkness. Don't test the person you did not expect to see in the darkness because everything is always what it seems. Creepy ghosts, demons and killer post postpartum psycho mothers wearing too much make up are from Hell, where they always speak the truth and never lie to the living.
24. If you're done with the current actors, or they are too embarrassed to do a 3rd sequel,toss in some newbie characters. This time switch up sexes and add some diversity for spice just to prove that ghosts are equal opportunity possessors. Be sure to keep the old chick, she needs the work.
25. "I know what happened. I went in that place to get our son back and something evil followed me, who killed Elise. You saw it. You saw those things. Listen. Nothing is gonna bother us. We have our family back. We have our son. Isn't that what we should be focussing on?" is the perfect thing to tell your wife when she is convinced paranormal entities are out to kill your family. This statement will put her at complete ease and you two can go about your daily life with no further discussion of the subject.
26. Cops will call the wife of the man they suspect of murder to tell her that crucial evidence in their case against him hurts their case.
27. Cops will then completely drop their investigation and never be heard from again because of this 1 piece of evidence, despite their prime suspect being the only one with opportunity to commit the crime and HAVING A FREAKIN' PICTURE OF HIM COMMITTING THE CRIME!!!!
28. When a demon possesses your body, they look exactly like you and sound exactly like you, but have different fingers when committing murders.
29. Nurses who ride in elevators with dead patients don't think there is any correlation between those dead patients randomly attacking their sons and the fact that their sons are now being stalked by the dead. Just 2 random paranormal experiences, they suppose.
30. Hollywood thinks that 33 years is long enough for horror fans to forget The Shining.
31. In the spirit world, everyone automatically knows Latin, and will use it when communicating with the living via Ouija dice, because they can.
I don't come from hell. I came from the forest.
32. Woman must continue their wifely duties of laundry and being in the kitchen, even if there are terrorizing ghosts and murders happening.
33. Elyse is an one epic character, and quite deadly with a rocky horse.
34. If you get knocked out, take this opportunity to go explore the fog world. Elyse can still feel your heartbeat so you're good.
They mostly come at night, mostly......