Blame it on 'People Having Sex With Goats'
I have a theory that rich and powerful people in the world like to have sex with goats. Why I don't know.
But then someone comes along and snaps a photo. This explains why people with less talent, less creativity and less ambition get ahead. This explains why TV shows like "Zero Hour" get made.
Someone powerful at ABC liked to get it on with goats, a photo was taken and the blackmail was "Zero Hour."
It is the only thing that makes sense at this point!