Drinking Game to This Show

I swear you could have a drinking game to this show. Everytime you hear:

"This is going to be tough"
"I don't know if I can do this"
"Whoa.. what is that?"
"This tat affects my sex life"
"I was drunk"
"The artist was drunk/high"
"Sweetheart"
"Kid"
"I killed it"

i could totally be a screen writer for this show.. not very imaginative