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Kate Upton is supposed to be hot? WTF?


No, I am not gay, and yes, she's got a nice rack. But is with the rest of that body? There's no waist! She just goes straight down. Not to mention no ass.

I just read one of the other threads, where someone referred to her as being "shaped like a surfboard with tits." Yup, that just about covers it.

Sure, I'd still do her, but she's not all that.

Now, Nicki Minaj, on the other hand . . .





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Kate Upton is supposed to be hot? WTF?
No, I am not gay


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What are you trying to say, Randy? Come on, spit it out.




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Nicki has fake breasts, fake hair and a fake ass. Look at younger pictures of her, she was flat as a board. Everything about Nicki is fake, including her personality.

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You mean your dick COULDN'T care less. BOING!!!

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Damnit, you're right. BOING!!!




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"Nicki has fake breasts, fake hair and a fake ass. Look at younger pictures of her, she was flat as a board. Everything about Nicki is fake, including her personality."



Ewww you sound so angry. lol Sounds like you burst a blood vessel. And yes, remove any plastic surgery Nicki has had, and she still had a curvier frame than Kate.

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you forgot to add her character in this movie. I really have no idea what they were going for with her role in this. she seemed so fake talking that it was really odd and really annoying. I mean girls don't talk like that.

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I thought Kate looked amazing in this. Different strokes I guess.

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So she isn't a bony skinny girl? What is your point? Many guys like girls with a little meat, which is why many guys like her.

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So she isn't a bony skinny girl? What is your point? Many guys like girls with a little meat

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Wow never seen someone so obsessed with hating another person lol. Face it, you have your opinion and others have their's. Your opinion about Kate Upton is mostly in the minority. Keep trying though :D

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Your opinion about Kate Upton is mostly in the minority.

Not even close. EVERYWHERE you look online people are commenting on her weird-ass shape and asking how the hell she ever became a model*.

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_and_Louis_Upton

But most importantly, the magazines she appears in share MY opinion, seeing as they have to pull every trick imaginable to hide her true, malformed shape.




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I agree with you OP. Curves are beautiful and aside from her boobs she has none.

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I'll take a woman with a little meat on her any day. I don't see the attraction to Hollywood bony women. Leslie Mann is over the top skinny, looks unhealthy.

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I'll take a woman with a little meat on her any day. I don't see the attraction to Hollywood bony women.

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Leslie Mann is over the top skinny, looks unhealthy.

http://i.imgur.com/S9AX9Qg.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-hip_ratio#Indicator_of_health

*beep* dumbass!


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Is this your life quest or something? Lmao omg! I'd heard of Kate Upton but had never seen her in this movie and I'm actually quite in agreement that her body seems a little, odd(?) shaped as to what I was hearing about and what you usually see in an S.I. Model, but you've done, like, major research here and posting to various boards. It's just...strange! Lol I do get your point to an extent though.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406 #232708406 (in red)


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Lost my post.

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you dont find her face rather attractive? thought you said you were NOT gay

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OK, jgroub - and what do you have to offer body-wise?

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OK, jgroub - and what do you have to offer body-wise?



You know, out of all the dumbass, stupid CRAP arguments used to defend this misshapen turd, this has to be the most idiotic one.

Here's a newsflash for you: UPTON's the one who's [fraudulently] passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model, NOT HER DETRACTORS! It's a PROFESSION BASED SOLELY ON APPEARANCE!... And criticizing her appearance is no different that criticizing a pro athlete who sucks at his sport, or a politician who sucks at his job, or a movie director who makes *beep* movies...

GEDDIT?

Dumbass.


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Thank you.




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UPTON's the one who's [fraudulently] passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model, NOT HER DETRACTORS! It's a PROFESSION BASED SOLELY ON APPEARANCE!




So, she's telling everyone she's a pro swimsuit model when she really isn't? That would mean she isn't getting paid huge amounts of money to pose for SI and other photo shoots, right?

I guess that makes sense. She's been fooling people for 5 or 6 years now. I'm sure that some day people will wake up and say, "Hey! This isn't a pro swimsuit model! We should stop hiring her for her looks!"

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She's been fooling people for 5 or 6 years now

That is *PRECISELY* the case!

Magazines are pulling every damn trick in the book to morph/hide/cover what she REALLY looks like:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg

And the two "pièces de résistance":

http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RDMknxn.jpg

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And before you pull the "all models are photoshopped" card, this is what Miranda Kerr and Bar Refaeli look like WITHOUT photoshop:

http://i.imgur.com/H15R7jS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OGRdoqq.jpg


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You're a moron. If she wasn't attractive, or at least had the ability to have some make up put on to look great, she wouldn't get hired. She isn't "fooling" anyone like you whine about.

As far as your other examples go, why not enlarge those pictures as well to show the flaws those women have?

Oh, that's right, because then everyone would know you are full of cr@p.

I don't think Upton is the most beautiful woman in the world, but I think it is clear you have issues.

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You're a moron. If she wasn't attractive, or at least had the ability to have some make up put on to look great, she wouldn't get hired.

Um, no. Like *ALL* Upton's apologists, YOU'RE the one who's an idiot.

Ever hear of NEPOTISM?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_and_Louis_Upton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Upton
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/244675353?d=244909788#244909788
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/242532111?d=242848526#242848526

Oh, and about her getting "hired":

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/243413063?d=243418463#243418463
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/243413063?d=243421427#243421427

She isn't "fooling" anyone like you whine about.

She's sure as hell doing a bang-up job with YOU.

As far as your other examples go, why not enlarge those pictures as well to show the flaws those women have?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/244517128
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/244517128?d=244839180#244839180

*beep* cretin.

but I think it is clear you have issues.

Oh, I have "issues" alright:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406#232708406 (in red)


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^Some girl named Emily who's jealous because she doesn't look as good as Kate Upton.

CG GORE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR GENRE!

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Dude, and I use that word incorrectly, this isn't someone like Lena Dunham who has no looks OR talent and ONLY got to where she is because of her parents. Kate is getting by mostly on her looks - if she didn't have them, unless her parents paid for all of modeling and movie jobs she's gotten AND CONTINUES TO GET, she wouldn't keep getting hired.

If you want to talk about someone who is "fooling" everyone, you should be talking about Scarlett Johansson. The only times she's looked good is when she has tons of makeup on and is shot from a distance - and she's only 31. I just watched CA:TWS the other night and I swear they could have squeegeed enough oil off of her face to fry a chicken.

Either way, I think it is pretty obvious that Kate Upton has a restraining order against you because of your stalking ways. So now, from the safety of the sofa in your mommy's basement you take to the internet to convince everyone she's ugly.

But, again, since she is highly sought out as a model and getting more acting jobs, you fail miserably.

I don't think she's the most beautiful woman in the world. But like most every other heterosexual man, I don't thing she's fugly like you say.

Wait a minute....I think I just figured it out. Heterosexual males find her attractive, but YOU don't...... em745 = 

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Kate is getting by mostly on her looks

Which "looks" are those? The the REAL-LIFE misshapen "looks" on the left, or the FICTITIOUS hyper-photoshopped looks on the right?:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RDMknxn.jpg

I just watched CA:TWS the other night and I swear they could have squeegeed enough oil off of her face to fry a chicken.

http://i.imgur.com/Tlax3Jd.jpg



Either way, I think it is pretty obvious that Kate Upton has a restraining order against you because of your stalking ways.



I don't think you know what "stalking" actually means. But then, I've never expected much in the way of intelligence when it comes to Upton's dumbass SJW's.

So now, from the safety of the sofa in your mommy's basement you take to the internet to convince everyone she's ugly.

Don't kid yourself peewee. It's exceedingly easy to convince people she's ugly.

Blind, deluded, zero-standards twits like yourself are the exception, not the rule.

But, again, since she is highly sought out as a model

How about you list the high-profile fashion shows she's been in during the past two years.

Heterosexual males find her attractive

Again the question must be asked: Which Kate Upton do these "heterosexual males" find attractive, the REAL misshapen one on the left, or the FICTITIOUS hyper-photoshopped one on the right?:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RDMknxn.jpg

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Says the pussybegging, whiteknighting tard stanning for some broad with a full-on 'stache, Hank Hill's backside, and the skinny legs of a teenage boy.

So sorry, but I (as well as MOST "heterosexual males" over 18) prefer women who are actually shaped like the IDEAL woman (shapely legs and ass and a ~0.7 WHR), not some misshapen, chicken-legged Michelin Man lookalike.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4478322/board/thread/245375731
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So, someone who has obviously devoted countless hours to try to prove that someone most of the free world considers to be attractive isn't attractive thinks everyone else has a problem.

Do you even realize how stupid you are? I mean, this is a person's looks - a person with no real influence in the world - and you are obsessed with saying she's ugly. I mean, if you went on about how incompetent Hillary was, or made it a "crusade" to tell everyone how bad of a leader Jeb Bush would be, that would be at least slightly constructive.

But you search the internet for pictures to "prove" you are right that a supermodel isn't as attractive as everyone thinks she is.




Congrats! It is only the beginning of July, and only 2015, but you've already wrapped up the award for biggest loser of the year, decade and century!

After your mommy gets you your Hot Pocket and juice box, you can come up out of your basement to get your award.

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So, someone who has obviously devoted countless hours... (blah blah blah)



All of it was gathered over the course of the past ~3 years. And it's [mostly] all copypasta at this point.

Another thing: I just had a peek at both our IMDB posting histories... Interesting stats there.

As of this writing, YOU posted no less than 107 times during the past FOUR DAYS. It took ME 121 DAYS to accumulate that many posts. So I honestly don't think YOU'RE in any position to lecture others on wasting time online, m'kay?

I mean, this is a person's looks - a person with no real influence in the world - and you are obsessed with saying she's ugly.

Again:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406#232708406 (in red)

I mean, if you went on about how incompetent Hillary was, or made it a "crusade" to tell everyone how bad of a leader Jeb Bush would be, that would be at least slightly constructive.

Now, would that be more or less "constructive" than discussing all manners of X-Men minutia? 

(Hot Pocket scarfing basement dweller indeed! )

Congrats! It is only the beginning of July, and only 2015, but you've already wrapped up the award for biggest loser of the year, decade and century!

I'm weighing my Hot Pocket eating loserdom against YOUR ABYSMAL standards and obsessive Marvel geekery...

And you know what?:

http://www.shirtaday.com/pastShirts/WINNING2_TEE.jpg




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That is too fuqking funny!!! The child has to go to multiple places to try to "prove" Kate isn't that attractive.

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Em - Can you be a bigger pansy? He totally called you out on your obsession and you report his post.

You are either a fugly woman or a "man" who pees sitting down. 

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The fact that he got my post deleted proves I'm right. 

CG GORE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR GENRE!

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He's now taking his rant directly to Kate's page - yet he's not obsessed with her.

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Her face is hot, but her body is definitely not. When Cameron Diaz has to say those lines about hot perfect and hot she is, I cracked up. Diaz's face is a little busted, but her body is a million times better than Upton's.

I'm glad Kate is considered sexy, because it makes things easier for us middle-aged women with no waist and butt and saggy boobs. If Kate can rock her flabby body with confidence, so can I.

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Her face is hot



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I'm glad Kate is considered sexy

FYI, it's only the hyper-photoshopped illusion on the right that's considered sexy:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rsiAGHv.jpg


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Maybe Kate is not perfect but she definitely has something! In my humble opinion, Kate is gorgeous! Her face, her smile...her body is very ugly, her boobs are the main attraction, she has no waist or butt...but her face...her smile...there is something about her...

And no I am not a man or a lesbian...I am not jealous or have the hots for her. I just think that she has an amazing face with a bubbling personality.

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Kate is gorgeous! Her face, her smile...



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http://i.imgur.com/9KRSVaH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1qoFhF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/00XiazS.jpg

If this gummy-toothed, mustached pig is your idea of "gorgeous," then who the *beep* ISN'T gorgeous???

her body is very ugly, her boobs are the main attraction

At least you got that part right.

a bubbling personality

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDz8gqOqvQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qieiaxyy96c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu9aJh4Cz-U


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