Let me get this straight . . .

These 3 bimbos were in Thailand to VOLUNTEER as teachers to teach Thai students to speak English, but the 3 volunteers can only speak 3 words of Thai between them? Does anyone else see the problem here? They even tell a shopkeeper, “We don’t speak Thai.” Were they going to use sign language to communicate with their classes? If they were there to teach Thai girls “slut,” I’d buy that. And if the writer were going for “truly hysterical ridiculous,” why not make the Vapid Vixens lecturers in Astrophysics? Because he couldn’t spell “Astrophysics”?

Moving on: What’s a horror movie without sex and of course nudity? Not much. There was AMPLE opportunity for both, but, nooooooo . . . The guys drug them, but the guys get killed rather than fucked. The girls SHOWER IN THEIR UNDIES! Was there no room in the budget for pube pay?

“Such a waste”: Thulsa Doom