"I swear when I get off this landmine; I'm gonna *beep* you up!"

this movie is a joke on all levels. Smack-talking and making threats while standing on a triggered landmine ... the Russian/Georgian perpetrator's English transforms from singular and barely understandable words to complete, well-conjugated sentences in 20 minutes time. I'm halfway through and I hope the mine blows the entire cast to smithereens.