so what's your favorite funny line?
mine is:
- I thought you couldn't read
- Oh I can read... I can't cry!
Mine is:
Biaggio: Remember when I said if I had to do it over, I'd get bit again?
Joe: You just said that
Biaggio: I was wrong, I would never do that again.
My job is to watch stupid movies and complain about them on IMDBshare
1. When Joe is taking a shower, in the first minute of the movie and he gets out Frank says: "Got his mother's funny".
2. Rookie Cop: Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
Frank: Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so... yes, I've heard of that one.
3. Biaggio: Hey, Joe, do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded.
Joe: Well, we're lost, and, um... you haven't said a word this entire time, so...
4. Frank: You ever have one of those days, Gary?
Delivery Guy: What kind of days?
Frank: The kind I'm having right now.
Delivery Guy: I don't know what kind of day you're having.
Frank: Where you feel like somebody is pissing in your face all day long.
Delivery Guy: Is that good or bad?
It was suppose to be a line but there were so many I couldn't take a pick xD
When Joe is taking a shower, in the first minute of the movie and he gets out Frank says: "Got his mother's funny"
I have just watched it back he does say fanny, it would not make sense otherwhise (I also went on google to confirm this). I thought it was funny. I liked when when Frank said your pissing yourself kid.
shareWoah haha. It'd be so awkward if that were me and my father said that. The dad's a funny character though, he's great.
shareGeez. You think funny makes more sense than fanny? I really think you should be more embarrassed by that.
shareIt does. Why on earth would he say "He's got his mother's fanny" to his own kid? I get that he was trying to be funny, but in that context I think it's more normal to assume he said "funny" than "fanny". If he said "He's got his mother's funny" then that means the kid's got his mother's cheekiness. But what on earth does "He's got his mother's fanny" mean? I still have no clue.
When you grow up, your heart dies.
But what on earth does "He's got his mother's fanny" mean? I still have no clue.fanny is slang for butt, so the dad is saying that the kid has a girly butt
Patrick: Dude, food attract mice. And you know what mice attract?
Joe: Stupid f--king questions.
Biaggio: I'm gay
Joe: Are you sure?
Biaggio: Yes. My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change.
Joe: That's not being gay, Biaggio.
Biaggio: What?
Joe: I'm pretty sure that's cystic fibrosis.
Biaggio: Oh....
ROCK STARS HAVE KIDNAPPED MY SON
I thought the line in the interrogation room where she says "I've never seen a minor have such contempt for the law before" was great
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It didn't even really go for memorable. It went for a-snarky-line-a-minute plus Biaggio bizarreness.
The father and the cops probably had the best lines. The problem was most of the father's were just over the line from funny to obnoxious.
The one that worked was ...
since I had a childhood on planet Earth, I have heard of that ...
"I met a dog the other day that taught me how to die."
"It's a freakin metaphor Ryan!"
Joe's dad, talking about wontons he considers to be too large-
My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun for two months, digesting it?