A slog
Sorry, but this was a long slog for me. I'm not a Philistine, but I just need a little more pace and purpose. Very much a chick flick, and a lot of chicks will think it's just too bogged down.
Local experts like David and Margaret thought the world of it. But I nearly walked out. IMDB reckons that "people who like this film might like 'Holy Motors'". Figures. David & Margaret thought that was super too, and it ALSO bored me to death.
I see things that never were and say WHAT THE..!.