Not a CGI spider, but how can one forget Arachnophobia? For someone with my condition, that movie is funny and terrifying at the same time. All those lethal little eight-legged buggers out to get everybody. That is my worst nightmare. Thank God that can never happen, at least not where I live. But even here, there are the occasionally cross spiders. Sitting there, on their big webs, smack in the middle of them, putting an evil smile every time I cross their paths, like they have an evil plan to get me. Why the hell are spiders so terrifying? The small ones, I have no problem killing or picking them up. The larger ones, I run for dear life every time I see one, and that's not a joke. One time, in the shed, there was a cross spider right above me. Didn't see it. But when I did, I stopped running when I was safe in my room, far, far away from that monster.
Anyway, this movie is one of the best spider movies out there. Too bad there are so few of them as of late. Maybe, someday, when Hollywierd runs out of remake, reboots and adaptations of well known movies and properties, they will turn their greedy eyes towards this little gem, and we will get another Arachnophobia. This time, the General terrorizes a party full of dumb kids. Now that's a horror movie. I can already see the General rolling on the floor laughing when all the kids are eaten alive by his dog-sized offsprings.
Logan: I don't know.
Rogue: You don't know, or you don't care?
Logan: Pick one. X-Men
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