I watch this show just for that line at the beginning of every episode. I freaking laugh out loud every time.
I find this humorous as well.
I thought the best part was watching it crash right where the "thieves" were working.
hahaha I LOL'd just reading it
In my mind, I have replaced it with, "Release the Kraken!" "Arguing with idiots is like trying to play chess with a pigeon..."