Avoid at all costs


Recorded this on the horror channel as the premise sounded pretty good. How wrong was I! This is a gigantic pile of crap and I've seen some crap in my time, believe me. The improbabilities are so numerous it is just not possible to suspend your disbelief.
The acting is dire throughout, as is the writing and, most of all, the direction. One of the worst in a long time.
Gail - "Oh yes I do love poetry, I memorised all of Pam Ayers."

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I have to disagree with you. I, too, recorded this from the Horror channel, and I viewed it recently. Having watched a lot of crap in my time, I can safely say that this is a solid 5/10, leaning towards a six - and that's not bad for a recent horror/thriller film.

While I do agree that the improbabilities are far too many to be believed, I did enjoy a lot of the film. For example, Steven Weber was great as a maddened father hell bent on getting his house back; and I must say that I felt for him, especially when he was in the attic and thought that the Gates kids were his own. I may be slightly biased here, for Weber is one of my favourite actors, but I feel he played the part well.

Further, I enjoyed the more comical aspects of the film. The Scrabble scene ("Are you waiting for us to die?") had me in stitches.

Another thing I must give the film credit for is one of its death scenes. When Weber's character (I can't remember the first name, though I'm sure his last was 'Webber') killed his wife using the garbage disposal, I was glad to see that instead of showing the whole thing, all we saw was the blood and bits of skull hitting Webber's face and shirt.

Of course, there were many, many things wrong with this film. Clichés in abundance, first of all, but also cripplingly bad death scenes (the vacuum cleaner comes to mind) and terrible exposition (oh, you just so happen to be an expert in guns, huh?). I also feel that the film lost a lot of credibility when the nanny slept with the son - for money; that was utterly ridiculous and had no place in the narrative.

Oh, and the last ten minutes sucked.

However, the film had enough good points (Weber's acting, Silverman's acting, an interesting revenge story, the 'friendship' between Webber and the kid, etc.) to sustain my interest, which is more than I can say for most films screened on the Horror channel.

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This was absolute crap. He takes down everyone including the well built boyfriend using physical force but then can't go toe to toe with a spoilt teenage girl.
Sure its a cliche to keep the feminist happy but its nothing we haven't seen a thousand times before, better.
None of the characters were likeable but at least the actor playing the killer was good.

Nothing happens til the last forgettable 10mins.

If you must watch this fast forward to the last 10 minutes.
Awful.

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Sure its a cliche to keep the feminist happy but its nothing we haven't seen a thousand times before,

Girls surviving Horror Movies are for the sake of feminists? What are the surviving guys for? Keeping wimpy men happy?


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Where can I see it?

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I thought it was OK, the dad was a prick though. Wish he'd died.

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Saw it for the first time last night and I can't decide if it was ok or awful. The idea of a creepy guy living in your house, watching everything you do really freaked me out but other than that I couldn't find much to keep me interested. They either should've made this a 'Scream'-type slasher movie or thought up a deeper plot, because this film didn't seem to know what it wanted to be. Oh, and I hated absolutely every single character apart from the bad guy. At least he was entertaining.

~I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now~

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Not all bad but the original film from 1986 is ten times better. Can't go wrong with nazi's and Klaus Kasinski

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Agreed. I enjoy bad films, bad horror/suspense films even more but this was far from enjoyable on many levels.

I'm amazed at how similar, with little plot differences, it is to Hider in the House.

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I watched it last night 3\10


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Actually thought it was pretty enjoyable. All of the death scenes were pretty violent and original, and Steven Weber made a great lunatic. It felt like a typical 'family moves into creepy house' horror with a mix of Black Christmas. Definitely a fun way to pass 90 minutes.

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I felt it was a decent time-waster... and I've sat through the likes of Gore-met the Chef From Hell and Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator.

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