Bottomline

Best/worst bit of dialogue:
"I've known so-and-so since my daughter was knee-high to a grasshopper!"

Cajun man then sold Buddy Ebsen's Jed Clampett coffee cup from set of the Beverley Hillbillies series. Complete with certificate of authenticity for only $500!

You can't make this stuff up!
Oh wait....it's entirely made up.