Favourite Dialogue?? - Tanu Weds Manu Returns (2015) Discussion

Yeh aadmi adrak ho gaya hain - kahi se bhi badh raha hain

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Yahan ek baar ghodi chadne ka mauka nahi mil raha, aap to ghode bhi ghoom rahe ho

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That is my favorite dialog too.
To some extent, it can be applied to Madhvan in real life. He looks so humungous in this movie.

--
uh, what do I know ?!?

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[–] tintinherge 9 years ago

You are a good question

Dilli ka aadha pollution to aashiqo ki wajah se hi

Maar maar ke peepni baja denge

Tashrif samajhte ho na? Jispe hum baithte hain? Punjabi main toh aur bhi ganda shabd hota hain

Yeh Punjaabi to gandi gaali de de kar maar denge

Masoor ki daal mein ajinomoto nahi padta

Kya sex sex, Aakhiri baar 2013 me hua tha, woh bhi Bhai Dooj ke din!"

Itni happening life thi meri India mein, jhand kar di hai is aadmi ne meri zindagi - What is jhand?

Ye log mardaangi bhi to sperm count se naapte hain..ego hurt ho jayeg

arey maine apni biwi ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha..doosru ko kya dekhunga main

Band karo ye hawas ka nanga naach Manu Sharma

hamari bhi shadi karao 34 ke ho gaye hain..hamari bhi zarooratein hai..aise hi to aadmi criminal ban jaata hai

tau tu kya dinosaur ki biradri kas hai jo teri chhori ka byah kahi aur ho jawega to khatam ho jaoge saare”

Your question is paining me

Eenth se eenth jodne ke liye cement chahiye hota hai ab wo JK ho ya Ambuja humein ghanta farak nahi padhta

Hum kya sirf Hero Honda aur ek liter petrol they apke liye jo chhod-chhod ke aate they Raja Awasthi ke paas

Tum kya Salman Khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues hain.

Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi.

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[–] ravi-unadkat 9 years ago

Awesome collection bhai log ... amazing movie. Complete movie, you will feel glad not to miss watching this gem in theater... I guess next good movie will come next year now. Kangna rocked ..

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[–] Jay-Avengers 9 years ago

I guess almost all dialogues are hilariously awesome.

But, i would list two scenes that stood out of all the wonderful ones in the movie.

One was Tanu's walk after dancing at a baraat on the street. OMG! What an attitude what a powerful personality she depicted in that just one walk. She is a rockstar!

The second one is the emotional scene of Datto when she returns the earrings to Manu Sharma. You are just drawn and live that emotion with Datto's character.

Kangana, I would say, is the best thing to happen to Hindi cinema, after a long long time.

- Jay

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[–] pras_iam 9 years ago

Chehre ki khushi
Dil ki hasi
sharmo haya
Tujhpe war aaye hai deewane tere
jane kya kya

Aiye ladke baat kar
Ji didi
Baa dekh kabutar
kaha hai

Pata hai tharki logo ki sabse pasandida kitaab hai Lolita
Padhi hai aapne

Kyun bhaiyya kafan bhi silto ho ?
Nahi silte nahi to ready made le aao.

Good question. You are good question.
Next

Ticket
Staff se
Kaunsa Staff
Dilli university. Dikhaai na detta.

Bhaai Saab long and short baat ye se ke thari lagaai lage to marri jaisi. Par mai thari lagaai naa su..........................
Aur phone number mai dauko na.

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[–] Fading_Gigolo 9 years ago

That 'kafan' line was awesome.

Woody Allen is the only genius whose work I have seen and understood.

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[–] mayank-214231 9 years ago

1. Hum thode bewafa kya huye aap to bachchalan hi ho gaye.

2.Ho chuke hain hairaan hum itna ki aaj humara firse kata hai.

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[–] ishubagaria 9 years ago

Itni mushkil se 4 saal me ek setting baithai thi. Socha tha tum nahi to tumhari jaise dikhni wali hi sahi. Par ye Mannu Sharma to hamari kundali me rahu ban ke baith gaya hai. Original bhi isiko chahiye. Sala duplicate bhi isiko chahiye.

(Hilarious...)

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[–] popesantaxiv 9 years ago

"Maar maar ke ghutne ki ghadi bana di hai. Tick tick kar rahi hai."

😂

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[–] iaipshime 8 years ago

o dekh..kabutaar!

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[–] Yasmin_07 8 years ago

You have very bad taste if woody allen movies are attractive to you. He is overrated and an industry puppet who is celebrated and promoted only because of his links. There are many amazing directors out there who are moral and have actual talent. Woody is not one of them and will never be. I liked Blue Jasmine for Cate's role but not anything else. He promotes awful things.

This film was enjoyable in some parts but was overrated. I did enjoy kusum's karate chops

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[–] Fading_Gigolo 8 years ago

You have very bad taste

That you have given a 10 to Braveheart speaks volumes for your own cinematic taste. I am not interested in debating the topic any further.

Woody Allen is not the only genius whose work I have seen and understood. There are the Coens.

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[–] Yasmin_07 8 years ago

Braveheart is a classic. Mel gibson is so underrated and I think most sane people know that.

Woody allen isn't a genius. The only ones who seem to praise him are those who believe the industry and critics who continuously praise the creep who personifies the industry. He is a liberal hollywood puppet. No one else is so protected! He is Jewish and anyone knows how people who are Jewish stay ahead. Look at adam sandler who is so overrated yet keeps churning out films.

I like a few of the Coens movies. More talent that Woody but they aren't absolute legends. The big lebowski was great. But there are many other directors who have created masterpieces which affected so many people. All woody has done is prey on kids, show a nice atmosphere in some films and instil ageism in society like some others who I will not name. Movies are meant to be realistic. Many hardly are anymore. And if they're sci-fi they hardly make sense! You lack taste when it comes to movies. Very few people of the public praise him. They seem to think they are cool for doing so lol

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