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If I were from Texas I'd be organizing a Lynch Mob

posted 10 years ago by intrepidami
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This show is obviously trying to make Texans look horrible. Your men are all grossly fat. Your "hot" chicks would be 3's anywhere else. Everybody is portrayed as sub 80 IQ's. You value furniture into the thousands that would still be sitting on the curb undisturbed with 'Take It, It's free' signs in low income neighborhoods across America.

I shudder to think what insane valuation they would put on a simple 100 yr old Oak Dresser that would sell for $250-$300 anywhere else in North America, if one was in a locker I can see Kenny now,..."That's worth $25000!"

Jenny would say "I can't sell it, it's too old."
Mary would go "Maybe if I glued macaroni all over it, and fleece lined the drawers"

[–] terp34 10 years ago

"Glued macaroni..." Perfect! Where do they come up with these ideas and who in the hell buys this crap?

Thanks for the laugh tho :)

[–] intrepidami 10 years ago

The epic one was when Mary took a gutted room divider, attached CD's to it making something that looked like little kids made it and sold it for some ungodly amount. That one was hilarious.

[–] lump66 10 years ago

I seriously doubt for one second Mary as sold a single thing she as made, as once she as devalued the item to nothing, its only fit for the rubbish dump. lol

[–] Queenbee60 10 years ago

Thank you for saying what was on my mind! I wouldn't take anything Jenny or Mary made even if they paid me. I wonder what the California or NYC bunch would pay for these lockers?

[–] intrepidami 10 years ago

A perfect example of what I posted just happened.

Antique beds....Can't give them away! I might be able to get $20 for the spool one, the metal one would be loaded onto a scrap truck and the other one chopped into firewood. And an auctioneer would know that! What did he value them at? Over $1000!

Then he starts pulling out a candle piece with a big glued back on chip on it...WORTHLESS! I think he said $150

The he has a little hobnail sugar and creamer...I OWN AT LEAST TEN OF THAT SET, scattered around my shop.....I'd die happy if somebody would buy one set for $10

What did he value it at? $300?

Total BS valuations, criminal lying fat f++k!

[–] vasq6876 10 years ago

Huh? They're just like the idiots on regular Storage Wars. Or do you think that SW was meant to make Californians look bad too?

I'm so ugly...that's ok 'cause so are you.

[–] intrepidami 10 years ago

The valuations here make other shows look legit. They literally value curb rejects at hundreds of dollars. Curb rejects meaning something that nobody would rescue for free off the curb. I'm starting to think that's where they get this stuff from and load up storage containers with it.

[–] blondiebear_17 10 years ago

I live in Texas and it is funny and entertaining I mean obviously they are not the best example of people living here but that is not why I watch it. I like it a lot better than regular storage wars because I can recognize some places and simply because they are morons. I mean Mary and Moe are just so stupid they are adorable.

RIP Cory Monteith your fans miss you dearly