ABC: The New Webster's Dictionary?

First there was "Desperate Housewives" which didn't have any traditional "house wives" at all.

Technically some were "married" and they lived in houses so I guess in a twisted, weasel lawyer way that = "housewife".

And now this show?

Last I checked Kate Gosselin wasn't married, so how do the twist that?

Just rename the show "Celebrity Loser Swap" - your audience will still watch.