Are your SHIFT-, COMMA-, and DOT-keys broken, or do you just know how to write actual sentences?
Your post would be more legible and respectable, if you used actual grammar and punctuation, instead of writing genuine cursewords that get censored (instead of circumventing the censorship).
In any case, my expectation was that this movie is going to be a "B-Horrormovie with lame jokes and wrong plotlines" instead of "True AVGN-movie with AVGN-specific plotline with lots of GAMES featured".
I also expected the movie to be quite awful, because I know how much those 'theatric gimmicks' in the otherwise good AVGN-episodes suck, and how the movie was not going to be 'an extended AVGN-episode' or even a movie about the character's life, like promised (and in my humble opinion, should have been).
The movie, in fact, was lower than my expectations nevertheless. I expected it to be as awful as the trailer, but it was worse.
Even the E.T.-review at the end was a listless disappointment - it wasn't as fun to experience as most of the even mediocre 'classic' AVGN-episodes.
There is a LOT seriously wrong with this movie, there is no escape from that fact. You can put your fingers to your ears and chant your favorite AVGN-mantra, but at some point, you are going to have to look at this movie honestly, and see the truth.
The emperor is truly naked, and it'd be better if everyone could openly admit it. Only then can the clothing begin.
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