Things we learned from Pillowbiter

1. You think to yourself, "The weatherman says to stay indoors because there's a storm; people are boarding their houses and businesses from the storm; the police have told me not to drive on the road because of the storm...Hmmm...should I stay home where it's safe or should I go out and drive in the storm?" Pauses for a bit. "Aw, screw it. I'll just drive anyway. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. I'll be fine. And if something does happen I'll just park my car on the side of the road and run to the nearest house rather than driving directly up to it."

2. If you're sister is trapped inside a room and you have a loaded gun, do not try to shoot the lock off the door. Just bang on the door and listen to her get eaten.