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Things I learned from watching....

posted 12 years ago by Mavalcar024
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1. Missing kids might be out in the woods building bongs out of pine cones

2. You can be partners that work, or partners that play, but not both

[–] GreenInkBrigade 12 years ago

3. When something has been pooping in your azaleas, it's reasonable to assume that it's the person who's hiding in the cornfield next to your house ... and then to advise that person to see a doctor because his poop "shouldn't be that color" - but not to call the cops because some creep is hiding in a cornfield and pooping in your azaleas.

4. Tater tot casserole is good comfort food.

5. When someone's gay step-grandpa dies, you should bring him tater tot casserole ... and try to buy his house to turn it into a Japanese garden.

6. Small town police officers drive the sheriff's department jeeps as well as their own police cars.

7. Small town police chiefs wear sergeant stripes on their uniforms.

8. People who make tater tot casseroles have boogeymen in their closets.

9. The Congressional Medal of Honor is a prize you get for being noble.

[–] brundon 12 years ago

10. If you ask for ketchup, some guys head might blow up all over your face.

[–] gilmcmil 12 years ago

@7...upside down sergeant stripes at that, lol!

The movie was pretty decent, especially for SyFy.

[–] GreenInkBrigade 12 years ago

11. When you've been attacked by a monster and your brother's friend is dead in your car, you should look on the bright side 'cause you found your cell phone.

12. The chief shouldn't be allowed to operate her own jail.

13. At least one movie production knows how to count to six.

[–] scoup 12 years ago

14. For every syllable uttered you get a chicken leg

15. The Boogeyman likes pinatas

16. Things in your closet are clothes, pumpkin

17. Mom's stories are about kissing

18. Things in your closet are a man, definitely not a lady

[–] ektalon 12 years ago

19. Crime scene tape around a house means come on in!

20. Being a brother can really suck.

21. People who play football outside of demon-filled houses shouldn't throw cell phones, or something like that.

[–] scoup 12 years ago

22. Boogeymen throw cell phones on the ground like breadcrumbs

23. The owner of a cell phone on the pavement can be identified just by seeing it when you stand beside it

24. Ask “Is anybody there?” when you need the audience to know the Boogeyman is here

25. Boogeymen can follow phone air wave transmissions to the next victim

26. Boogeymen like to pose dead victims driving shotgun still holding a cell phone

27. Prisoners are missing ketchup

28. When you are in a small town police station you can not hear a kid shoot his gun until it’s empty

[–] scoup 12 years ago

29. The only old barn in town is by Skinners

30. Women cops shoot each other because they are dumb

31. Nobody will listen to an old man

32. It’s about time Cain had a sister

[–] darkavenger77 10 years ago

33. Monsters are terrified of former 80's nighttime soap opera stars.
34. Shotguns work better when pumped twice after loading.
35. Monsters with super strength that can rip people apart prefer to drag little kids so they can scream.
36. Modern hoodies are really tough, and show virtually no wear or dirt while worn when you are being dragged for long distances over rough ground.
37. After being dragged for a long distance on your back, the only ill effect will be a sprained ankle.
38. When dealing with a monster, call the FBI. They may send agents Mulder & Scully.
39. When dealing with a monster, call the FBI. They may send agents Tyler & Perry a/k/a Sam & Dean Winchester.
40. These people are amateurs compared to Sam & Dean Winchester.

And you gave her a land mine? Really?
Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.
- Ron Swanson

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[–] mary-jervis 11 years ago

Things to do and not do