Linda...
...was a complete moron. I instantly disliked her almost as much as I disliked Tonia with the 'survivors at the US Open joke'.
It was awful, uncomfortable, embarrassing and served no purpose...no one - not one living person - laughed, yet she almost broke a rib.
In this instance, I actually think Tania was the less loathsome.
It's a guaranteed disaster...like eating a burrito before sex.