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FAKE REVIEW BY ANARCHYSOAP


Hey dude, we know you were one of the two worst actors or the director. Yeah, the guy in the yellow shirt or the douche who had his tongue cut out. Gtfo if you can't be honest that you turned out a turd, but you'd still like people to check it out. If anything, it might make it into so PATHETICALLY BAD, it might be good. It's really not, but your insincere approach makes you look like an A hole.

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I totally age. "Good acting", WTF. I didn't see any acting....

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It reminded me of 11 grade English class when we would take a Shakespeare play and have to read characters lines. Half the people would act, and the others, like in this bomb, would stumble through the lines as if they had issues reading fluidly.

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Yes!! reading shake sphere lines! Definetly reminds me of that!!

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Hey delusional *beep* yeah you *beep* Why don't you eat a bag of dicks and wash it down with your fathers virmunda cheese. I don't give a flying *beep* what you think, I wasn't in this film nor had anything to do with it. Your putrid spew of hatred towards every "critiqued" movie just lets me know you've been drinking your hatorade that goes down extra bitter. Instead of complementing actors who you'd love to bone, which makes your opinion oh so credible btw.. why don't you take that keyboard you typed on and shove it up your fat *beep* ass. I hope you die of AIDS. Have a nice day! :D

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Lol, it's you, the guy in the yellow shirt. Pleased to meet you, your acting is for 5hit. Only one post and you joined recently. Yeah, so difficult to figure out that you definitely had something to do with this film.

To bad your death in that movie was just a bad act.

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I'm not even in the movie dickwad, how retarded are you?? I just joined recently and it was a low budget film I checked. I haven't reviewed that much because unlike you, I don't think I'm *beep* Roger Ebert with the thumbs down of gold, you're an uninspired weak, jealous, low life, scumbag with far too much time on your hands. Raging Bull was a great movie but not to a bitter, salty, self absorbed know nothing dullard such as yourself. I've seen every comment you left and it's comedic how much of a cynical @sshole you are. I can at least say you're consistent in being a cynical @sshole.

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So, let me get this correct dickwaad, why are you defending ANARCHYSOAP and acting as if you are him/same reviewer? Just decided to change your name? And it's interesting that you decided to ONLY COMMENT ON THIS FILM.

You worked on this film, just like a lot of other films I've reviewed with phony reviews by people obviously associated with the production. 10/10 saying how great the acting is when is not for 5hit?

And NO, you don't have to be Ebert to see this film has zero value, just read all the other 100% legit reviews.

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You're just pompous and arrogant, probably sad you never did anything remotely worthy in your sorry existence. I'm sorry you feel that way and also I'm sorry you argue incessantly and protest meaningless movie critiques as if everyone held onto your very last words and that you feel it necessary to respond as an irritable self absorbed pessimist with far too much time on his hands. It just means when you're not blowing your father, you're writing critiques as if your opinion is the be all end all. Well you sir are a class A moron and sit there playing keyboard rambo. How pathetic is your life? I couldn't even imagine.

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I'm merely expressing my views on this film, and YOU'RE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE B!TCH with a dump truck load of beach sand in your pussy.
Waaaa waaaa.

Btw, I see you like expressing your favorite things to do while not crying on the Internet, but not everyone gives their daddy a rusty trombone like you care to do.

I'm guessing you're just complaining till you're next horrible acting job.

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*Yawn* You're merely a man with ovaries, Bruce Jenner clearly you have some emotional issues you need to overcome. How boring and pathetic is your life? I couldn't even imagine how horrible walking a mile in your shoes must be, a cold bitter cu nt of a human being. What's it like to wake up and know nothing is going to get better in your life? That everyday is going to be worse than the next? I couldn't even imagine how terrible your life is. A complete sham, when you keep that loaded 45 in your mouth after choking down a river of tears do us all a favor and pull the trigger please.

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Holy 5hit are you a drama queen. No life? I guarantee my world is better than yours. I mean, your life is about getting upset over someone's OPINION ABOUT A MOVIE! You want to talk sorry, look at your whining little posts. And you keep coming back to cry about my opinion. I think you've hit puberty, you sound overly emotional. Also, you're not bleeding to death, you just need a tampon. It's a monthly thing for little girls like you.

I can't wait to see your next comment. Little b!tches like you are amusing.

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