Things I Learned While Watching Deadline

1) It was not worth the $3.99 I spent to stream it.
2) The director and cast have a lot of friends that rate movies on IMdb.
3) The chick in the shower at the beginning must have just gotten her boob job the day before they started filming. (I swear I could still see the stitches in her armpit)
4) If, on your first day in a new house, you suspect "neighbor kids" of home invasion to rearrange your liquor bottles do not investigate further.
5) When a husband & wife smooch it's painfully awkward.
6) If you're gardening and you see strangers inside your house by all means go inside to check it out.
7) The lead actress is smoking hot.
8) The hubby's trainer wears a fake Motorhead shirt. (but possesses great guns)
9) If you witness furniture moving of its own accord you'll sleep ever so soundly. (that is until the premonitory dreams start)
10) If you're a detective investigating a potential murder scene be sure and leave a civilian unattended to rummage through the pockets of one of the decedents.
11) Referring to the woman you're making out with as "sugar tits" makes her horny.
12) Ghosts can slam doors but cannot hold them shut.