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100 things you learned while playing GTA V


1. At the barber, you can make your character bald. Then, not even 4 seconds later you can give him a full head of hair.

2. The f-bomb is allowed on the radio, but not on television.

3. If a cop car drives into your car, you can get a wanted level.

4. Robbing a convenient store is worse than murder.

5. You can carry a rocket launcher down the street and nobody will bat an eyelid.

6. Rednecks have access to miniguns.

7. Bikers have access to helicopters.

8. Devin Weston is allowed to finger Michelle Obama. (yeah, just let that sink in...)

9. You can kill Denise as Michael and have money taken out of your account (even though she never met him at all.)

10. Trevor can throw a Lost member off a bridge and nobody will bat an eyelid.

11. A single punch is enough to kill someone.

12. You can survive multiple gunshot wounds without any sort of body armor.

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13.You can murder Michael his family, and sure you'll get texts, but you'll just pay the hospital bill and all will be well.

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14. If you step one foot in Fort Zancudo, you immediately get 4 wanted stars and the military will stop at absolutely NOTHING to kill you. No warning or anything.

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The GTA Online servers are populated exclusively by 12 year old dickheads who just want to kill each other. Yeah, rampaging is fun, but it's a pain in the ass when you're trying to get enough RP to unlock decent weapons. I don't even use the public sessions anymore.

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"The GTA Online servers are populated exclusively by 12 year old dickheads who just want to kill each other."

Or dedicated older gamers who are simply trying to complete their daily objectives as set out by Rockstar to earn the cash and RP required to progress within the world of GTAO.

"I don't even use the public sessions anymore."

I only use them when I have to - as dictated by Rockstar.

ant-mac

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