5.9 SERIOUSLY?


Personally I think the rating should be on 7

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It was 6.5 a week ago

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It should definetly be higher. Why it went down so fast?

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Because a lot of users on here can't think for themselves and hop on bandwagons that bash this movie. Not to mention that IMDB is full of trolls who feel like they are "smarter movie fans."

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Very well said

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It's a crappy movie, I disliked it. I gave it a 4. Go ahead, make assumptions regarding my tastes or what I normally watch. Doesn't change the fact that I was immensely bored by this movie and find most of this director's movies to be similar.




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I don't need to, you gave Riddick a 10 and that hasn't even come out yet.

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Lol!

Never argue with a fool - they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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lol....bazinga.

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loool

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FTW!

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Haha! That might be the greatest burn ever on IMDB. More than 2 years later and Defenseman13 has still got to be feeling that burn...

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It's okay, I just find it inappropriate if people do not like the movie directly give 1/10. Because it distorts the overall average. 4/10 is okay if you do not like the movie. I can live with :)

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Completely untrue. For every 1 that a film gets (that is wrongfully given), I guarantee you there is a 10 given that is equally unjustifiable. They usually balance each other out. If they don't balance each other out, then obviously there are either a lot more people out there that hate the film or love the film. Depending on which it is, it can say a lot about the overall quality of the film, at least in the eyes of the people voting. Bottom line - there are always haters that give films 1 and there are always fanboys that give films a 10. Both are unrealistic and again they usually cancel each other out for the most part.

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Hear hear.
This holds the record for the quickest I've ever walked out of a movie.

Vanessa Hudgeons is embarrassingly bad. She makes a genuine ass out of herself.
And the rest of it just yawns on, desperate to try and "shock" us.

Such a desperate and pathetic attempt at a feature film.

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How are you supposed to judge a movie you didn't watch in its entirety?

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I wouldn't even give it a 4... this movie sucked!

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I'm surprised you gave it a score as high as that. This is one of the most boring, dire, appalling awful films I've dragged myself through in a quite a while! And in todays world an adult rated film?!?! Seriously?!?! I've seen films given the rating below that are worse than this!

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"It's a crappy movie, I disliked it. I gave it a 4."

Not in either support or contempt for this film,statings like yours make me wonder if ratings should come with a license or have 1 mean brilliant and 10 dogcrap. Sure,everything is relative. But two negative statements followed by a 4,meaning 2 out of 5,usually meaning not crappy but rather mediocre makes your rating system seem a bit...unique. If it was really,really crappy and you hated it,that would be a...3? Is 8 a decent film and not a very good one,like 4 outta 5? Well,too each its own.

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What the hell are you talking about? 4/10 is a really bad score on IMDB.

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Try looking at the rating on Amazon.com. I really wonder if the ratings are spammed.

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You are a troll. Asking for someone's reply for you giving it a certain rating makes you one.

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It's awful. Besides some fresh cinematography - it has NOTHING going for it. The characters are soul-less, the plot non-existent, and the ending sucks. The dialog is worse. Coppola's "Somewhere" is the best 'movie-going-nowhere' comparison that I can make, and even it's a bit better than this crap. I gave it 2/10, and I reserve low ratings like that the way I reserve 9's and 10's for great one's. This movie is TERRIBLE.

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Or...it could be that most of the people rating the movie aren't on some faux-intellectual b.s. and realize it for what it is:

A lame and tedious hodge-podge of sporadic visual montages set to repetitive annoying dialogue, with zero story, laid on top of a trite "message" that is not even clear in and of itself, all wrapped in some of the worst acting this side of "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

4.5, here we come!

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You obviously have not seen "Hot Boyz" or "Redline." You don't know what bad movies until you've seen those two.

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No you don't, because you gave Sucker Punch a 7.

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But people also praise Sucker Punch for apparently being more than just scantly clad girls surrounded by CGI effects. At least Spring Breakers was shorter and actually empowered the female characters.

As for Kids, what makes that so much better? Is that a truly intellectual movie?

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I would like to know how it empowered the female characters. Robbing people, killing people, and constantly snorting cocaine is empowerment to you? If you want a movie about strong female characters, this is not the movie.

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How about being dominant over the male characters? In Sucker Punch, the girls spent most of the movie being abused.

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I don't think they had much dominance over the male characters because they let one man turn them into killers and that's where the man has the power. He got two naive girls to kill for him. And before that happened, in one scene Cotty is alone with multiple men and she's allowing them to pour alcohol down her throat, then she allows them to take advantage of her. Empowerment would be standing up for yourself and making it clear that you're not going to let strange men get you drunk so they can all have sex with you. But even if they were dominant over male characters that doesn't mean they were strong and empowered women. They were insecure with no morals and no respect for other human beings. They robbed and killed other people. They were constantly partying and doing drugs. That's all they cared about. With a life like that, they would end up either dead or in prison. Their lives would be sad and meaningless. That is not empowerment.

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The girls already had in in them to break the law before they met him; they robbed a restaurant, after all. They didn't kill for him, they killed to get revenge for their friend. When he tried to impress them with what he owned, they got the upper hand and forced him to suck on his gun. As for Cotty, the boys couldn't touch her, especially after she started taunted them. They couldn't make a move because they knew she was dominant over them, the film even shows her slapping one of the guys. Their motivations for their actions shows they did respect others and had morals. They robbed the store not so just they could go on vacation, but they also wanted to help Faith. They didn't kill any civilians, they killed gangsters (most of whom where shooting at them) because the gangsters shot Cotty. Brit and Candy were upset to see their friends leave them. But in the end, nobody could touch them.

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They had morals and respect for others? They robbed innocent people and held them at gun point. That can be absolutely traumatizing for a person. That shows they have no respect for other people. They don't care who they rob or who they hurt. Of course they wanted to help Cotty, they only cared about each other. The fact that you're even justifying murder because the people they killed were gangsters is ridiculous. I also recall seeing them shoot people who didn't even have guns on them and who weren't in the car when Archie shot Cotty. Anyway, Cotty was only shot in the arm. She wasn't killed. So you're saying it's okay to kill a gangster if he shot your friend in the arm? Once you kill another person, you lose your humanity. Carelessly going around killing people you've never met (whether they're gangsters or not) who may have children or family who love them is inhumane. Also, the fact that you say those men couldn't make a move on Cotty because they knew she was dominant over them is gullible to me. She was half-naked and drunk and stoned out of her mind. There were two of them and they were much stronger than her and they could have easily held her down and forced her to have sex with them.
This is not female empowerment. Any woman with self-respect is not going to stay with a group of men she just met knowing anything could happen to her (Faith was the only smart one for leaving) and she's not going to destroy her life to party, snort cocaine, and rob and kill people. This is also another film that's selling sex. I don't even know how many different boobs I saw while watching this but that is NOT feminism and if you think it is, I think you're confused on what female empowerment is. If you want to watch films about strong and empowered women, check out A League of their Own, Crime in Connecticut: The Story of Alex Kelly, Erin Brockovich, North Country, or The Help. (Or hell, watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer). There's a lot of them.. I could go on and on but this is definitely not one of them.
I'm not saying the film is bad even though I don't like it. I'm just saying I think it's really sad when this is what society thinks female empowerment/feminism is. Try checking out this article. http://www.policymic.com/articles/31425/spring-breakers-review-this-is -not-what-a-feminist-looks-like. "They may not be victims, but their sexual liberation sure looks like it's been torn from a straight man’s fantasy."

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It was a squirt pistol. Unless you load it with some pretty powerful chemicals, a squirt pistol isn't going to hurt anyone. You admit that they cared for someone, which shows they did have morals. The gangsters were shooting at them. If someone shoots at you, are you just going to stand there? It's not murder when you kill someone shooting at you. Speaking of which, while Cotty might have only got an arm wound, Big Arch (the only unarmed person to get shot) was trying to have her killed. He wanted the whole group dead. If someone wants you dead, are you just going to ignore it? And killing them is inhumane because they might have families? What now, are soldiers inhumane? With Cotty, the fact that the men didn't hold her down and rape her is proof she had dominance over them. I never said this movie was feminist, I said the female characters were the ones in power, something missing from Sucker Punch. I already read that article and it lost me when it said they were "interchangeable party hounds." Wasn't Faith best known for being completely different from her friends?

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"It was a squirt pistol. Unless you load it with some pretty powerful chemicals, a squirt pistol isn't going to hurt anyone."

Heart attack. PTSD. Not to mention they were waving sledge-hammers around. What do you imagine they would have done if one of their victims was brave/stupid enough to try and resist?

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If a guy with heart problems is eating at a fast food restaurant, then he's asking for a heart attack. PTSD- gee, how many people currently have PTSD in the United States? What are the odds of encountering someone with the disorder? Conversely, most people don't fight back when they think a real gun is being pointed at them.

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"If a guy with heart problems is eating at a fast food restaurant, then he's asking for a heart attack."

Oh, ok, so causing his death is ok because "he deserves it". What a wonderful legal system we would have if you were in charge ...

"PTSD- gee, how many people currently have PTSD in the United States?"

A few million, at least.

"What are the odds of encountering someone with the disorder?"

Pretty good, but entirely irrelevant. It's pretty unlikely you'll encounter a hemophiliac, but it's still a bad idea to go around randomly punching people.

It's doubly irrelevant, though, because the point I was making wasn't that they might "run into someone with PTSD" - the point was that such a situation is likely to cause PTSD in the victims.

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Oh, ok, so causing his death is ok because "he deserves it". What a wonderful legal system we would have if you were in charge ...


Care to explain why he would even be in the restaurant?

A few million, at least.


Your source is MIA.

Pretty good, but entirely irrelevant. It's pretty unlikely you'll encounter a hemophiliac, but it's still a bad idea to go around randomly punching people.


Aside from the lack of evidence to support your claim, you're comparing threats to actual physical assault.

It's doubly irrelevant, though, because the point I was making wasn't that they might "run into someone with PTSD" - the point was that such a situation is likely to cause PTSD in the victims.


If you think being robbed for a few seconds would cause PTSD, I'd like to know what you think happens to kidnapping victims.

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Care to explain why he would even be in the restaurant?


I'm going to guess the answer is "getting something to eat".

I don't see any point in attempting to have a conversation with an individual who is incapable of working out something so basic. Good day.

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You forgot that a person with heart problems was being discussed- why wouldn't he go to a more healthy establishment? You'd have a better chance of remembering that if it didn't take you months to respond.

And when you don't respond until months later, it's assumed you're not interested in holding a conversation because most people don't expect to see replies to their older posts.

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No, I didn't forget anything. I was just astounded that you could be stupid enough to think that people with heart problems don't go to diners.

We're done. If you have any more brain-farts please keep them to yourself.

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I don't see any point in attempting to have a conversation with an individual who is incapable of working out something so basic. Good day.


So not only have you forgotten that I was talking about a different eating establishment, you're also a liar now. I look forward to your next pitiful attempt at getting the last word.

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If you think being robbed for a few seconds would cause PTSD, I'd like to know what you think happens to kidnapping victims.


Um, they get PTSD. Not everyone, but many victims. Yes, being robbed at gunpoint certainly "qualifies". You seem to lack imagination or empathy. It's obviously a traumatic experience, threatening your life and taking away any perceived control over your life.

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They had morals and respect for others? They robbed innocent people and held them at gun point. That can be absolutely traumatizing for a person. That shows they have no respect for other people. They don't care who they rob or who they hurt. Of course they wanted to help Cotty, they only cared about each other. The fact that you're even justifying murder because the people they killed were gangsters is ridiculous. I also recall seeing them shoot people who didn't even have guns on them and who weren't in the car when Archie shot Cotty. Anyway, Cotty was only shot in the arm. She wasn't killed. So you're saying it's okay to kill a gangster if he shot your friend in the arm? Once you kill another person, you lose your humanity. Carelessly going around killing people you've never met (whether they're gangsters or not) who may have children or family who love them is inhumane. Also, the fact that you say those men couldn't make a move on Cotty because they knew she was dominant over them is gullible to me. She was half-naked and drunk and stoned out of her mind. There were two of them and they were much stronger than her and they could have easily held her down and forced her to have sex with them.
This is not female empowerment. Any woman with self-respect is not going to stay with a group of men she just met knowing anything could happen to her (Faith was the only smart one for leaving) and she's not going to destroy her life to party, snort cocaine, and rob and kill people. This is also another film that's selling sex. I don't even know how many different boobs I saw while watching this but that is NOT feminism and if you think it is, I think you're confused on what female empowerment is. If you want to watch films about strong and empowered women, check out A League of their Own, Crime in Connecticut: The Story of Alex Kelly, Erin Brockovich, North Country, or The Help. (Or hell, watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer). There's a lot of them.. I could go on and on but this is definitely not one of them.
I'm not saying the film is bad even though I don't like it. I'm just saying I think it's really sad when this is what society thinks female empowerment/feminism is. Try checking out this article.


I have to agree with this. I liked the film but yeah, they didn't care at all. They were pretty cold, did whatever they wanted to get what they needed.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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In Sucker Punch, the girl ( noticed how I said the girl, singular ), was abused from the very beginning, at home. She was yet again betrayed by adults putting her into a metal ward for their own gains. She was also carrying guilt of her sister's death. Yet, she emerged herself, free of those taking advantage of her, free of betrayal, fear, and guilt.

How did Spring Breakers dominate male characters? There were no signs of domestic abuse by their dads. Their dads probably paid for their college tuition which they wasted on weeds. There were also no drug dealers pimping them. Who did they dominate? Did they have fun at Spring Break, went back, became honor students, and earned better futures than their male peers? Did you see them make Alien to have sex with another boy toy they picked up? Did they kill some men because those men kidnapped and raped them? No. They killed a bunch of dudes they don't know. Is a kid being sick of school doing a shootout on people he doesn't really know, an empowerment then?

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And the main girl ends up lobotomized. Meanwhile, the only girl to escape the asylum needs assistance from the male bus driver to elude the police.

As for Spring Breakers, the point is the two main girls never were the victims. Although some of your points aren't too far off from what happens in the movie; the girls made Alien perform oral on his gun and they killed the men who shot their friend. Throughout the film, they had power over the other characters. Hence why they were empowered.

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In Sucker Punch, there was only Sweet Pea.

And I find it funny how you don't take this film literally, when this film was presented in a more realistic manner, yet, saw every scene in Sucker Punch as literal interpretation.

And even if you took the lobotomy scene literally ( even though you shouldn't ), it is still giving a middle finger to the male abuse of their power. In the past, females were given lobotomy for husbands to "tame" them, because they were acting "crazy". In that film's version, the girl was not crazy, and even if she was, it was the result of act of men. And she would rather consciously become a vegetable, than giving men pleasure by being a subject of their abuse. That, would be the film stating the extent male powers had been abused in the past when lobotomy was okay. That, would be the film stating the reason we had lobotomy in our past history, was because men abused their powers on women. That it was never a medical curiosity. That, is still the film giving power to the female by asking males to reflect on what they had done.

Why do you think the film was called Sucker Punch?

In any case, Sweet Pea's coping characters died, one by one. Babydoll was the last to go. That was all. The bus driver probably did not look like the person we saw. But to her, he/she looked like the father figure she had in her fantasies, because of what the bus driver did, for her.

The two main girls in this film were victims of idolizing pop/rap culture. They threw away the goods fortune that were gifted to them, family, education, and even friendship, in exchange for easy cash. Reckless does not mean empowerment. If that's the case, all women in jail would be empowered females, while female doctors, lawyers, architects, artists, astronauts, etc are just mundane people who have mundane lives, who never excercised female empowerment.

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Which contradicts the mention of Baby Doll helping a prisoner escape. Not to mention the lobotomy is supposed to occur in reality. Aren't these reality segments supposed to be taken literally?

Everything I've said about Spring Breakers is literal. Brit and Candy have a man at their mercy on-screen. Unlike Sucker Punch, you don't have to come up with interpretations to prove it empowers women, it's right there.

In other words, even though Sucker Punch is giving a middle finger to male abuse of their power, it still shows male power triumphing in the end. Why not have a minor character get lobotomized instead, while the female hero triumphs over the men? That way, you get reflection on what men have done to women in the past and the female lead is empowered. Django Unchained was giving a middle finger to racism, but the film didn't end with the protagonist being lynched.

It doesn't matter what the bus driver looked like. Sweet Pea needed his help to win in the end.

Brit and Candy were not happy with their lives. What good fortunes? The film sure doesn't show any. They wanted something they perceived as better and they got it. In the end, they beat reality and all of their obstacles, while Baby Doll lost touch with it. Your analogies make no sense. The girls in Spring Breakers never got arrested. The girls in Sucker Punch never amounted to anything, nor will they, considering how they were either killed, lobotomized, or forced to become a fugitive (and doesn't that lead to being arrested?). But yes, people living mundane lives aren't empowered because they're content with their boring existence and don't aspire for anything greater.

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If you think risking your life to live like a criminal means exciting life, and fun, and empowerment, you missed the whole film.

This film is actually mocking a culture worshiping fake criminal lifestyle, due to obsessive fantasy of unrealistic "criminal" lifestyle being portrayed in rap music videos. Alien thinks owning board shorts of every color, owning nunchuck, is "gangsta". The trio made their lives exciting, but that, in this film, is fantasy. It's a fantasy that exists only in music videos, and video games. And that fantasy, would be downright ridiculous, in real life.

In the final shoot out, the girls were holding semi-autos with only one hand, and holding guns all wrong, arms high up, pointing their wrists down, but looking like they were making "rap gangsta" signs, and managed to kill all goons without running out of ammo. It's a joke. They killed Archie, who represents reality. Archie does not say "y'all" after every sentence. Archie does not display his stash in plain sight to brag. Archie does not to rap for YouTube. He does not even have a stage name. Archie was born into criminal social economics. Archie did not try to act like "MTV gangsta". That's Alien. Alien and the two girls are MTV stereotypes. Archie lives a sad life.

The finale was b.s. stereotypical MTV fantasies killed reality. They girls did not get empowered. The real life "empowered girls" was mirrored by the two old fat hookers with Archie, who had to do whatever they were told, for money. Not pretty bikini girls who were former Navy Seals. Even Alien could not believe he met those girls. Why? Because those exists only in MTV. He called them, "his Beyonce". The girls aren't black. Why Beyonce? It's the "black culture" he was worshipping. Alien doing piano to Britney Spears' slow love song, was his true self. Yet, he ditched all that, and wanted to "blow it up" as a rapper. Much like the girls ditching school to be more "gangsta".

I can go on and on.

The film is mocking a culture idolizing criminal lifestyles as being displayed by rap videos as being "the shiet". And this idolization is so detached from what reality of criminal life is. A criminal life is living a repetitive pattern of going in and out of prison, and getting abused by other inmates. It's the same old shiet. Nothing new after you've gone through one cycle. It's not exciting. Why do you think, criminals always say, "I'm not going back in."? If it's exciting and always a surprise, shouldn't they think, well, this time will be different, and it's going to be exciting? The real life trio, would be Archie and his two hookers. The trio we got, was a fantasy, it's just something music videos sold to the kids.

As for Sucker Punch, Sweet Pea opened the gates. Anyone could have escaped. The opening sequence pretty much spelled out Babydoll did not exist, that she's the imagination of Sweet Pea acting out, so who got the lobotomy? There is a reason we never see Sweet Pea's/Babydoll's face during therapy sessions, but just the hair/wig which Sweet Pea wore on stage. And for the escape, you can definitely see Sweet Pea saw the key ( or whatever it was ) right before Babydoll saw it. Sweet Pea saw it, and projected the idea onto Babydoll. All of Sweet Pea's coping mechanism died. Babydoll simply was the last to go.

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You keep assuming living a desired life automatically equals a criminal lifestyle just because Brit and Candy got involved in illegal activities. That's not the point I'm making. The point is, regardless of what their choices were, they had the power in the end and they got what they wanted out of life.

Even if what the girls go through is supposed to be a fantasy, it still happens in the world of Spring Breakers, whereas the battle sequences in Sucker Punch truly are non-existent. The final shootout isn't taking place in their imagination.

The shootout itself is representative of how girls are more likely to escape punishment in real life. Hence why Alien dies, but Brit and Candy don't.

Archie's girls are contrasts to Brit and Candy. Even you admit that Archie is a contrast to Alien, so how are their girls supposed to be the same? Alien might have wanted them to be like Archie's girls, but they turned the tables on him pretty quickly and had him at their mercy. They had the loaded guns, they had the power over him. Archie's were content with their hooker lives. Your post acknowledges Alien and the three girls wanted to change. Maybe not for the better from a society standpoint, but for the better from their own.

To top it off, you're forgetting that the film ends with them returning home. They had their fun, they did what they wanted. Now they're ready to go back to their regular lives. The key thing here is they went home on their own terms.

For Sucker Punch, this "one girl" theory contradicts the scenes supposed to be occurring the real world. They're supposed to exist to show the contrast between fantasy and reality, and you're arguing they also took place in someone's imagination? If that's true, why would the film waste time showing you the damage the girls caused in the asylum after Babydoll is lobotomized? Or why would Gorski discuss what Babydoll did? The opening sequence focuses only on Babydoll, with no indication of this being a fantasy, and she's the one brought into the asylum. The only part where we don't see Babydoll's face is after she's lobotomized, but it's still obviously her since Sweet Pea is a lot bigger than Babydoll. And the reason why we don't see her face (until after Blue gets taken away) is so her final facial expression can be revealed to the audience. As for the key, Babydoll first sees it before Sweet Pea is even introduced.

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Sucker Punch. Opening was narrated by Sweet Pea, with Babydoll on stage. Film ends with Sweet Pea telling the ending. She's the one telling the story the whole time. And in the montage of coming up with the idea of getting items, the very first item, the director had Sweet Pea look at it first ( map? key? ), before the montage goes to other items. Director won't have asked Sweet Pea to turn her head when it was meant for Babydoll.

Again, it's not about girls in SP kicking arse, isn't real. Those fantasies are replacement of meaningless seductive dance. Sweet pea outright said it so. That's the film saying, having girls dressed in sexy outfit kicking arse is not female empowerment. It is still for drooling males. And males looking at those type of female fantasy, are still in effect the same as males's desire to see strip tease. The real empowerment for female, would be to express themselves, tell the story of who they are ( as stated by Sweet Pea )

The point is, in SP. The reliance on having empowerment, is on self. To get rid of fear, guilt, and not linger on being a victim of betrayal. That anything female needed to fight against unjust, is there, within themselves. They just need to find them.

In the past, women can't vote. Then, they fought for the unjust. That's empowerment. That's the type of SP empowerment. And so on.

Spring Breaker girls were seduced by Alien's lifestyle. That was the whole point. Alien was seduced by by the rap culture that was marketed. So were the two girls. The film is making fun of the trio. A guy bragging about owning board shorts of every color, having Scarface on repeat, is cool, to the girls. That is as shallow as it gets.

The trio is a joke, and the film deliberately made them so. They were robbing places, even at weddings. And Alien never wore a mask. Yet, Alien appears in public doing rap, even upload them for YouTube. And is Alien a small time crook ( stated by Archie ), or was he in the middle of a drug turf war? No one in the middle of drug turf war, would go about robbing a wedding, for fun. And no small thug trying to make it big, can afford a million dollar car. The film knows all these do not fit, do not make sense, and that's the point.

I'm not talking about the trios contrast is of the two girl's fantasy. I'm saying, Alien and the two girls, are icons made up by the rap culture who do not exist in the real world. Our trio is the fantasy of real world kids idolizing that culture of worshipping criminal lifestyle. A lifestyle that do not exist in real life but was sold by the pop culture. And the Archie trio is a mirror on what reality actually is.

In the finale shootout, the girls were in bikini. It was at night. They didn't carry any extra ammo. The one and only reason they were wearing bikinis, was because girls in gangsta rap videos wear nothing but bikinis. And the film is showing us how stupid those images are. It is not about female dominating male, or empowerment.

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Even though Sweet Pea provides the narration, we have no clue who she is when the film begins. There's no indication of her and Babydoll being the same person. Just because she's narrating the beginning and the ending doesn't mean anything. Cop Land was narrated by Robert De Niro's character and he wasn't the protagonist. If anything, Sweet Pea's narration is supposed to be foreshadowing of Babydoll saving her. This idea of Sweet Pea noticing the first item before Babydoll does in the montage (the item you're thinking of is the map) is undermined by two things. To begin, the map isn't the first item to appear in the montage, it's the second. The first item is the lighter, which Babydoll alone notices. The other problem is when Sweet Pea allegedly looks at the map, Blue is standing in front of it. He doesn't move until Babydoll turns her head. And this whole theory is still contradicted by the asylum segments supposed to be happening in real life.

You're forgetting what's happening during the seductive dance. The girls are distracting the men so they can get the items. They're flaunting their femininity to hold power over the men. That's their advantage over the men. Just a few days ago, a man's house was robbed because a nude woman distracted him. The point of the fantasy sequences is to show the girls in a controlling position since that's what's going when they seduce the males to get what they want. So considering how the girls have the power in these moments, Sucker Punch seems to be implying they are empowered in their dances and subsequent action scenes.

But the problem is, things don't work out so well in the end for the girls. Three are killed by men (one breaking under pressure), one becomes a vegetable, and the sole survivor needs a man to help her. The fact that it was the male bus driver who helped Sweet Pea goes against your idea of Sucker Punch being about empowerment of one's self.

Comparing the Sucker Punch quintet to the Women's suffrage movement doesn't work. Those women were successful in their goals. It's just like the "don't stand for something, fall for anything," quote in Sucker Punch; powerful when used correctly, meaningless when there's no context. Going back to Django Unchained, the title character doesn't just fight for the unjust, he triumphs over the unjust. In Sucker Punch, the girls do not win. They don't have the power to beat the injustices in the world.

But since you're arguing about the power of one's self, wouldn't that make Faith empowered in Spring Breakers? She went against Alien's advances and remained the person she truly was.

Three of the girls in Spring Breakers were already breaking the law before they met Alien. The only character you could argue was seduced is Cotty, but it's Brit and Candy who brought her into crime, not Alien. And the duo wasn't blinded by the possessions Alien was showing off. They surprised him by taking his guns.

Joke or not, Alien and the remaining girls do what they want with their lives. They have the power to make their fantasies a reality.

Thing is, there is no split between reality and fantasy in Spring Breakers. Like I said above, Alien's group made their fantasy come true, having the power to do so. The part where Brit and Candy turn the guns on Alien demonstrated that they would not be the same as Archie's women.

In real life, girls do wear bikinis during spring break. Very rarely do films show characters carrying extra gun clips. At the end of the day, the girls in Spring Breakers beat the men, the girls in Sucker Punch did not.

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Are you suggesting those who fought for civil rights movement, but did not see their dream come true in their lifetime, failed? Rosa Park refusing to give up her seat and ended up being arrested, failed? And a kid fantasizing about killing other kids in school, then made it a reality, would be empowered? Because he made his fantasy come true?

Things ending my way, is all that matters?

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Rosa Park did see her dream come true in her lifetime- she didn't die until 2005. Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla did fail to free Mexico from Spain. He never lived to see the Spaniards defeated. Yes, Mexico did get its independence later, but in a film's world, unless there's a sequel, we don't find how impactful the actions of the protagonist were when it ends. There's no indication of Babydoll's lobotomy changing anything. A kid with a gun does hold the power if no one stands up to him or brings him down. It's an abuse of power, but it's still power.

You should never settle for coming close to your goals. You won't know if what you fought for will ever be achieved.

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A kid sick of schools and 9 to 5 jobs. Kill classmates, or, in this case, kill drug lords. Nothing is changed. School condition and workplace condition don't get better. It's the same. That's not empowerment. Getting self satisfaction is not empowerment. Having the ability to better the lives of others is. And abusing power, is not empowerment. It is just abusive.

You mentioned girls ended up losing their fight in Sucker Punch. Did the female doctor ended up apprehending the abuser? How do you know lobotomy was not shut down because it? How do you know future end of lobotomy was not due to cases like those episodes. At least ones not unauthorized by her had been shut down. That's the reason I brought up many civil rights activist did not get what they want. But they still did achieve something. Getting caught, or being suppressed back down, does not mean nothing was achieved.

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Difference is classmates have a chance to do good in the world and (typically) aren't felons. Drug lords are nothing like classmates. When a drug lord and his men are killed, drugs stop being sold. You think that's not an improvement? Guess the DEA is just wasting their time going after Cartels.

The biggest problem with your analogy is Brit and Candy never fire their guns on innocent people. They kill those who fight back. Triumphing over capable opponents is empowerment. You had the power to achieve satisfaction, that's empowerment. The keyword is power. A high position in society doesn't mean anything if you're not happy. Brit and Candy achieved happiness. They got what they wanted out of life.

Blue was apprehended by male cops and that's after Babydoll gets lobotomized. How do I know the lobotomies weren't shut down? Because nothing in the film said they would be and once the movie ended, so did the world of Sucker Punch. Beyond Sweet Pea leaving on the bus, nothing else happens. Similarly, it's only verbally implied that Babydoll's evil stepfather will get busted for his role in the unauthorized lobotomy. We never see him pay for what he's done and we never will. There's no subsequent events describing what happened after the credits rolled.

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Again. So Rosa Park would have done nothing if they placed her in jail, and she died there? And we would have forgotten about it if that was how it ended?

It's never about seeing the outcome, in your lifetime. It's about not submitting yourself to oppression. Just fight against it. No matter the outcome. Fight loud, fight proud, and the world will notice and change for the better, for other oppressed. Empowerment, is finding courage in yourself to do so. In Spring Breakers, the girls were never under any oppression. They were just bored. They were as free as birds, to indulge in anything they want, weeds, vacations, educations, families, all that.

I'm not saying their classmates who end up with good jobs will be happy. This is not about being goody two shoes, versus being bad. When I mentioned life of criminals, I was pointing out, criminal life, is just as routine and mundane as anyones, if not more. Calling parole officers on timely basis, limited areas of travel, and so on. And no boss in civil world knocks down your door and start nagging with threats in the middle of the night just because he's not happy with you. Work these into criminal life's routine. And that's when they're out of prison. We all know how routine prison life is.

I'm not on good vs bad, or social-status vs dream, or other cliches. Notice how I never compare them to Faith. I'm on the issue of empowerment. Flinging guns is not empowerment. How about don't think of them as bikini girls. Just two person. Two thugs with guns, killing other thugs, in a situation where bullets picks no sides, is empowerment? So, if the girls had died like Alien did, that means they weren't empowered, because they did not get what they wanted? Which narrow empowerment down to luck with bullets?

Again, self-indulgence, is not empowerment. Those are two very different things.

And we don't define who was empowered by looking at who got what they want. We look at the impact they had done to the ideas they were opposing. The Mental Ward's lobotomy authorization procedure changed. Screening process for caretakers definitely would change. What did the Spring Breakers change by going on a massacre? Made college less boring for future kids? Made drug lords stop pimping young girls? Made Spring Break more affordable for college kids? Nothing.

What does "a powerful film" mean? A film that got what it wanted? Transformers wanted money, it got its money. Were those powerful films? No. That's what Spring Breaker girls achieved. City of God was a powerful film. Why? Because it challenges people to think. It forces people to look at things they otherwise won't have. That's what Sweet Pea achieved for the asylum.

Off topic. By the way, I still don't see fantasy dance segments in Sucker Punch as girls using seduction as power. Those are empty. Those are for the enjoyment of men ( dance for men in film, what we saw for male audience, but eventually, the same ). Again, Sweet Pea reminded us so. And those meaningless and empty battles are the film's contrasts to the girl's real struggle of confronting fear, letting go of guilt, freeing herself, expressing herself.

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Again, real life scenarios are not applicable to scenarios in film.

Since you ignored this, I'll have to repeat myself. Once a film ends, so does the world it created. What you see on the screen is the final outcome. In Sucker Punch, the world does not notice the oppression. You may think the world does, but the movie never shows this happening. Would you argue Django Unchained would be better if Django was captured and killed in the end? Would he still be empowered?

The girls in Spring Breakers were under the oppression of the norms of their hometown. If they were "as free as birds to indulge in anything they want", why didn't attend parties whenever they wanted? Why didn't they join a gangster right away? Because they couldn't.

The girls knew nothing about criminal life before their vacation. To them, it was not routine because it was different from their normal lives. And you're forgetting the girls are shown leaving the criminal lifestyle at the end of Spring Breakers, which prevented such a life from being boring to them. They went home when they wanted, they had the power to do so.

Defeating those who were capable of beating you is empowerment. They had the power to emerge victorious and they weren't fighting those who couldn't fight back. By your logic, you might as well discredit every action hero in film. Even you know this is empowerment, so you make up a bunch of excuses and technicalities to pretend it isn't.

I never said self-indulgence was empowerment. Again, you forget that Spring Breakers ends with Brit and Candy returning home. I said achieving happiness is empowerment.

How do you know things changed in Sucker Punch? How do you know the lobotomy authorization procedure and the screening process for caretakers changed? You don't. You think you do, but you're only presenting theories, not stone cold evidence. The movie never says there was change. You don't even know if the stepfather gets punished for what he does. The movie only implies it, but never shows it. All we get is Blue trying to lay the blame on the stepfather. Also, how do you know Blue got punished as well? He could have escaped justice by helping the police implicate the stepfather for the unauthorized lobotomy.

You ignored what I said about the DEA. If nothing changes when a drug lord and his gang are killed or arrested, then they must be wasting their time.

Who said anything about powerful films? We're not discussing the films being powerful, we're discussing the power of the characters. On Deadly Ground empowered Steven Seagal's character, but nobody would call that movie powerful. If you try to compare Sucker Punch to City of God on the City of God message board, you'll get laughed right off the forum.

The fantasy segments occur while the girls are secretly overpowering the men. They use their femininity to distract the men as they take the objects they need. They have power in one sequence and a different form of power in the parallel sequence. But it's still power. And they get what they need for the time being, which negates the claim of these parts being "meaningless."

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In Sucker Punch the bad men did not win, they were arrested because of the female doctor calling the police. I did like spring breakers and it did display a form of female empowerement, but I have to give more credit to battered and beaten sex slave victims still trying to free themselfs over ditzy party girls finding a well-meaning gansgter teaching them how to kill.

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But the problem is we don't really see the extent of what happens to the bad guys, while they do succeed at lobotomizing Babydoll. Technically, they're not sex slaves, they're asylum inmates, and only one wins in the end.

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Wow, whining about the bus driver being male... Silly feminists.




If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.

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Spoken like a man who can't get a girlfriend!

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What's that got to do with anything? Nobody likes feminists, including men with girlfriends. :P




If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.

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Out of everything I wrote, the part about the male bus driver struck a nerve with you. That's pretty telling.

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It's just that out of the posts of yours I've read, that part seems to be the dumbest. I'm sure you've posted much dumber things than that, but I'm not going to waste my time reading it all.




If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.

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When you focus on part of a post, it's usually a good idea to read the entire post so you understand the context of what you're focusing on and you don't make yourself look stupid.

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How did Spring Breaker empowered female characters? They ditched college and went for a downward spiral. Ignoring reality is not empowerment. They drove off in a car belonging to a dead man on a massacre crime scene, thinking nothing can catch up with them. That's empowerment?

This film started with them in college, mind you. They had families who are concerned about them. And they end up in a fantasy world of their own minds where murder is like a video game.

Sucker Punch started with a girl who had gone through domestic abuse and blamed herself for the accidental death of her sister. She started with a torment, and all adults who should be taking care of her, were taking advantage of her ( except for the psychiatrist, who was also a woman ). And through the characters she made up, we saw her pain for betrayal died, her fear died, her guilt died, and emerging herself out of her coping mechanism to face reality, even though reality was still a scary unknown to her.

Compare that to college girls with money to buy weed, whining about the mundane in their town, and worrying about money for vacation. Ending up having fun at a massacre. That's empowerment? Huh?

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By that logic, the police wouldn't give up searching for the last girl in Sucker Punch.

Most of your defense of Sucker Punch and criticism of Spring Breakers stems from the origins of the characters, instead of what really happens to the girls. Starting from the bottom does not equal empowerment, especially when things don't end so good for her in the real world.

How about you actually compare what really happens in those movies? In Sucker Punch, three of the girls get killed by men, the male antagonist has the female protagonist lobotomized, and the sole survivor only escapes because she's helped by a male character. With Spring Breakers, the two remaining girls prove their dominance over the man trying to take advantage of them and mow down male thugs without any assistance. And somehow you think Sucker Punch is the empowering film.

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The problem you have with Sucker Punch, is you didn't realize there was only one girl. The rest were her coping mechanisms she acted out on stage. It's all spelled out in the film's editing. The brothel, was not real. It was a brothel in her mind because she felt she was being used by men.

People can't change what they were given. They can only decide what they can do with what they were given. Like I said, a kid being sick of school, and wanting to give a middle finger by going on random shootings, is not empowerment. However, say, in the book, A Long Way Gone, a kid was born into a situation where he needs to kill, for food, but ended up emerging from that fate. That is empowerment.

It has nothing to do with starting from bottom. It is about changing your lives, is it not? It's even stated in this film. What was changed? A girl refusing to be abused in Sucker Punch, abandoning safe haven of fantasy for harsh reality, versus, girls ditching school and family for fantasy of killing spree of easy money.

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What's the evidence of there being only one girl? I'm pretty certain it's mentioned that she helped an inmate escape, which goes against the "one girl" theory.

And that's the thing about Sucker Punch; things really weren't changed. Our protagonists ends up a vegetable, never to function in the real world again. She couldn't handle reality, the author of A Long Way Gone could.

The girl in Sucker Punch didn't abandon the safe haven of fantasy, she's pretty much forced to live out the rest of her days in it. The main girls in Spring Breakers always managed to be in control. They had the power over the men. The keyword is, and always will be, power.

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Nope, pay attention to the editing. It's all there. Also, it's no coincidence one girl was fearful, one girl betrayed, one girl felt guilt about her sister, and your "main girl" Babydoll, felt trapped. And each died.

I'm not the only one who noticed the editing. Most people did.

And read again, on my response on the film's take on lobotomy. Please, did the film made you think lobotomy was good? Or did it made you think that men had performed lobotomy on perfectly functioning women in the past, only because they had the power. That the very reason some women were deemed crazy, was because of the evil deeds of men? That's the sucker punch. Males going in to the film, expecting their fantasy version of anime girls, but instead, got a film that stated, hey, look what happened the last time male tried to shape female for their own pleasure/fantasy. That's the sucker punch. The film worked on many levels.

And even through these oppression, a girl finds a way out. She relied on herself, not by being bailed out by guys who gave her guns.

The girls in Spring Break did not have power over men. They got reckless and got lucky. What if, their massacre was a failure? They'd end up being sold as hookers by the black gangster, and they won't have a choice. As opposed to their college female friends back home who can dump guys who don't measure up, quit jobs they don't like.

Again, Sweet Pea went from a state of victim, to freeing herself. Spring Breaker girls started out free of abuse, but placed themselves in situations where they can easily be taken advantage of.

Power. A kid doing a school shoot out, has power over the innocent victims at the time of crime. But is that empowerment? No.

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It's not. Baby Doll is mentioned as having helped an inmate escape and I guess you're proposing that the parts supposed to be set in reality aren't really taking place in reality.

People online only claim these things are really happening because they want to look smarter by "proving" professional critics wrong.

Even if Sucker Punch says male power is bad, that doesn't mean the girls are empowered. Baby Doll is still lobotomized and unable to triumph over men in the real world. The slave who gets torn apart by dogs in Django Unchained isn't empowered. The character who has the power is the one who defeats the slave owners in the end.

The final girl in Sucker Punch still needed a man to help her. By the end of Spring Breakers, the girls don't have any male support.

What's your proof of them getting lucky? It doesn't matter because the "massacre" (actually a shootout with armed thugs) wasn't a failure. Nor would it ever be because it happened in a film where the girls had the power. That's the problem with your argument, you're relying too much on subjective interpretations of these films instead of what's really shown.

The girls in Sucker Punch sure weren't free in the real world. Brit and Candy freed themselves from their uneventful lives and nobody was able to take advantage of them. Are you trying to tell me it's better to be lobotomized, but find freedom in your mind than to find freedom in the real world?

Only problem with that analogy is that has no relevance to Spring Breakers. The girls were involved in a shootout where gangsters were firing back at them. Nobody they killed was innocent.

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They had power over customers at Chicken Shack, no? Were they not bragging about it? Their power, came from guns and bullets. That is not empowerment.

And I think you missed what this film is, if you think it's awesome the girls ended up "owning" the scene. It's in my other reply.

It's also kinda interesting that the demographic giving Sucker Punch highest rating are girls 18 and younger. While the group giving Spring Breakers the highest ratings are boys 18 and younger.

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Yeah, with squirt pistols. They didn't actually pose a threat to the customers and they still held power over them. That's empowerment for you.

Nothing that happens in Spring Breakers is part of a character's imagination, so what the girls accomplished really took place in the film.

Sucker Punch was PG-13, so it's more likely girls would watch it in the first place. The poster shows the girls all armed, implying they would be empowered.

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People rate the film not on posters, but after they had seen the film.

Whether they used fake gun, real gun, or whatever. I'm saying, you're equating posing physical threat as empowerment. Dominating, as empowerment. Having physical power over a situation, by use of threat, is not empowerment. Males with control in Sucker Punch were not empowered. They were simply abusing their power to pose threat. Same goes in reverse.

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That's not what I'm saying. The poster gives viewers an impression of what the film was going to be like. They thought the girls would get naked and they didn't. So the viewers got angry because the poster mislead them.

If your threat works, then you have power over a person. The men in Sucker Punch had the power to kill and lobotomize women. In Spring Breakers, the girls' threat was a bluff and they still had the power.

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What? I was stating males under the age of 18 is the group that rated Spring Breakers highest! The boys loved it. And I was pointing out people rate it after they saw the film.

And exactly. Do you view men abusing their physical threats as "male empowerment"? No, it's just abusive, that's all. So when girls do it, it's the same. It's abuse, not empowerment.

I'm not talking about which film is "better". Read my posts carefully. They are very, very different films.

And in fact, Sucker Punch's fantasy bits were pointing out, giving guns to girls in sexy clothes is not empowerment. It's still meaningless hip gyrating dance for male appetite, in a different form. Which is what Spring Breakers images are. And that's why boys under 18 love this film more than any other group.

Wearing bikini at night, in a shoot out, does not make sense. No place for extra ammo and it's freezing. Wearing bikini in court, is not allowed. The filmmakers know all these. They are not dumb. Yet, the girls were wearing bikini all the time. Because the film is taking images from a "ganga rap" culture where girls wear nothing but bikinis. Always.

Just giving them guns do not make them empowered. Otherwise, anyone with enough cash to buy a gun to pose physical threat, would be empowered. What's the point of learning and growth then?

And are you suggesting Dali Lama, Gandhi, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks has/had less power than hoods in the ghetto killing each other, because they don't pose physical threats? And those hoods learned empowerment by killing each other?

Was Ishmael Beah more empowered when he was a kid with a gun killing other kids, or now, with a pen and papers posing no physical threats?

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The group that rated Spring Breakers the highest is the IMDb staff and if you're working for the IMDb, odds are you're over 18. Most people who are under 18 online claim to be older. This site doesn't ask for your birth certificate when you register online. Less votes from certain demographics results from the poster turning those people away from the film.

Even if it's abuse, it's still power. The girls in Sucker Punch can't stop the men in the real world by themselves. In Spring Breakers, the girls didn't even have the ability to follow through with their threats when robbing the restaurant and still controlled everyone else.

I never said you claimed which film was better.

Like I mentioned, the fantasy sequences occur while the girls have control over the men, as they distract the males to get what they want. These fantasy scenes represent the power the girls have, just in a different context.

The idea of boys under 18 loving Spring Breakers more than any other group is contradicted by the higher ratings from professional critics on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic. To be a professional critic, you have to be over 18. Meanwhile, the YouTube community, which is composed predominately of little kids, hates the movie.

Since when did people reload in movies anyways? Not too often, unless it was necessary for the plot. They wore bikinis to remind the audience of their femininity. With the masks on, you wouldn't know what their gender is without looking at their bodies for clues. What's the issue of them wearing bikinis in court? They had more clothes on after Cotty gets shot.

It's not the fact they had guns that made them empowered. It's their ability to beat armed thugs in a firefight.

What relevance do these people have to the issue at hand? Empowerment differs on the scenario. Neither of these movies were about changing the world for the better. In the world of Sucker Punch, the only girl to survive couldn't escape on her own. She never had the power inside herself to win.

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It's not the fact they had guns that made them empowered. It's their ability to beat armed thugs in a firefight.
No, they did not have that ability. They never went to shooting range and they never took professional boot camp. They were holding semiauto one arm, which would impossible to aim. They did not go through the effort to outsmart or outmuscle thugs.

Most films do reload. Unlimited ammo is 80s. Even comical Hit Girl reloads. And most films had actors go through basic guide on operating weapons. It is very obvious HK did not want any of that, on purpose.

Sucker Punch ended with shutting down, at least the doctor's fake documents and his backdoor dealings with male adults. Which changed the condition of the world the girls were trying to escape. Spring Breakers did not change anything. The very thing they are trying to escape, are still the same. College is still as "boring", and their hometown is still as "boring". Those conditions don't become better just because they killed some thugs.

Rosa Parks got arrested. But others benefited from her action. Others won't have to endure what she felt was wrong. That's power. And she did it without posing physical harm to anyone.

Self indulgent is not self empowerment.

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The technicalities mean nothing. They killed all the thugs, which is more than can be said about the Sucker Punch quintet. What next, did Arnold have no power in Commando because he fired a M60E3 one handed and without taking cover?

In Hard Boiled, one of the greatest action movies ever made, Tequila never reloads in the opening shootout. Nor would he be able to because he uses pistols he just found. I don't see anyone complaining about him never reloading there. And by the way, Hard Boiled is a 90s film.

Being a movie, the world of Sucker Punch ended once the ending credits appeared. We don't know if things really did change in the asylum. All we know is three girls are dead, one is a vegetable, one is a fugitive, and it's only implied that the evil stepfather will pay for his crimes.

Likewise, we don't know what life will be like for the girls in Spring Breakers. What matters is they got what they wanted and they voluntarily returned home. Keyword: voluntarily. They went home when they wanted to. They had the power to do so.

But Rosa Parks lived to see what she accomplished. And the world experienced it. Babydoll didn't and whether change took place in Sucker Punch's world is unconfirmed.

Nothing is better or more important than personal happiness.

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In Sucker Punch, it was obvious authorization process of lobotomy would have changed. And if there ever were another girl who start burning down the asylum, they won't think the female doctors "acting on stage" treatment failed. They would be screening caretakers.

We should not be fixated on what we see specifically and lose what's in the film. In film, implying is always better than showing.

I never said forgo happiness to obey law. I'm not talking about morals.

You seem to think, "I can do whatever the fk I want, whenever I want" is empowerment. It is not. And they already had the freedom to do whatever they want from the beginning. They had money for weed, but still whining about money for vacation. They already were free to do whatever they want from the get go.

Where in the film did any of the girls call home and said, "I love it here. I'm gonna quit college and become a scuba instructor here, and party everyday." And the parents went crazy? Were they free to do that? Sure. They had been free the whole time.

They went home voluntarily? Did anyone forced them to stay? Did anyone forced them to go home? They could go home anytime they wanted since before they were even in Florida. What did they achieve? They had always been free to go anywhere, at anytime, as they please. Since when did they not have the power to go home voluntarily?

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How is it obvious? Blue is arrested, he screams about the stepfather's involvement, and that's it. What happens next is merely speculation. There's no aftermath, no proof of events occurring after the end credits appeared.

Implying is not always better than showing. Memento would not be better if it was only implied Leonard shot Teddy because that would screw up the whole point of the film. In Sucker Punch, Rocket, Amber, Blondie, and Babydoll's sister are all shown getting killed, while Blue is led away by the police and we only get a passing mention of Babydoll's stepfather getting caught. Why are the fates of the bad guys left ambiguous, while the other characters clearly died?

I didn't say you did.

Being able to do what you want is empowerment because you have the power to do so. You don't think power is necessary to accomplish your goals? If the girls had that freedom from the beginning, they wouldn't have robbed the restaurant. They could just partied in their home town. While it was under immoral measures, they made the decision and succeeded at getting the money they needed.

Making up scenarios isn't going to work. We're supposed to be discussing what happens on screen, not potential "what if" scenes. You don't know what would really happen if any of the girls decided to remain in Florida.

That just further proves they had the power throughout the film. They were capable of being wherever they wanted and nobody could stop them. Not their school, not the gangsters in Florida, no one.

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The keyword is power, but power over your habillities and skills, power over your acts and power over your desires, that is the real power, be free is not do what you want...

Spring Breakers is just a teenage movie, take it like that, it has not other meaning, i dind't like spring breakers or sucker punch, but the point in sucker punch is that the the main character did something with her life by helping vannesa to got out there, and in spring breakers they just kill because they think that was to be free, to kill and drug and sex and that is not freedom.

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But that's the only area Baby Doll had power in. She couldn't prevent the unauthorized lobotomy, she couldn't save the other girls, Sweet Pea still needed a man's help to escape, and we never see the bad guys fully punished.

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I dont understand, whats wrong with Sucker Punch? Yes, it had scantly clad girls with guns, but it also had a story. While the girls were nice they had some badass action scenes in there.. Fighting a dragon and killing steam powered zombies, havent seen any of that before. It was NEW and interesting with a crazy twist. Also, incase youre not from this time CGI is abundant in 99.9% of action films these days.. Ever see The Avengers? Lol.. yeah.

Lastly.. No female empowering in Sucker Punch? Are you on literal crack? Taking a knife to the cooks throat.. Stabbing the club/asylum manager.. Stealing from a mayor and escaping the institute isnt empowering enough for you? If you want more than that then have a go at the Tomb Raider movies.. But where shouldnt you look? Spring Breakers lol.

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We've seen the action sequences before and we've seen them in movies that were just trying to be fun. The goal of The Avengers was to be entertaining. Sucker Punch wanted to be more than a dumb action movie and it failed. The sequences themselves aren't very entertaining because there's no suspense; they're not really happening. Inception already beat Sucker Punch a year earlier by setting the movie in different planes of someone's mind. The concept of people creating fantasy worlds to escape reality was already done and done better in Mulholland Drive. And the twist is ripped right from Jacob's Ladder.

You're forgetting some key moments in Sucker Punch. The cook stabs one girl to death. Nothing bad happens to him. The orderly shoots two of the girls. He and the stepfather succeed in getting the protagonist lobotomized. She overhears them and doesn't do anything to stop them. The only girl who escapes from the institution needed a man to help her elude the police. If you think those are empowered females, I'd like to see what you consider average girls in film.

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At least Spring Breakers was shorter and actually empowered the female characters.
I'm sorry, WHAT?! People think this film is empowering to women?! The women in this movie are a bunch of murdering psychopaths!

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The only people they kill are drug-dealing gangsters.

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Sucker Punch was good.

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If you like CGI more than anything else in a movie.

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So people who like this movie must be because they love to see boobs and arses on screen?

I guess you missed all the editing hints in Sucker Punch.

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No, people hate it for that reason because they wanted more nudity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T2qELzGWqg

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Sorry, you're wrong. Pretty sure everyone would have preferred the film to have no Piranha 3DD boob shots. Because the rest of the film looked gorgeous. And those cheap shots looked out of place.

And I was just stating you picked one thing out of context, and just say that must be the reason people like it.

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The poster shows scantily clad girls and the average male views expects the movie to have no nudity? What cheap shots?

Thing is, Sucker Punch does have excessive CGI, while the nudity level in Spring Breakers goes down when James Franco enters the film.

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Why would anyone expect a film to have a bunch of random boob shots when Disney kids are in it?

As for me personally, I have no problem with nudity. But there's no point in having boobs filling up the entire screen, over and over again. And yes, those shots look like crap compared to the rest of the film. Just compare those shots to the girls making phone calls, Alien and his piano, and actually, the rest of the film.

In the finale, we got to see what the black gangster like his women to do. So, what's the "deep philosophical message" conveyed? What should we care what he likes his women to do? Did we get to see the girls thoughts before, during, and aftermath, even just through images? Nope. The black guy telling his women how he likes it, was apparently, more important. Would the film change, in anyway, if the guy telling his women to dow whatever, was omitted? So why was it there? Does omitting that make its "female empowerment" finale less of an impact? It is there for no other reason than being there. They don't add anything while this film is lacking in so many other areas. And what's the metaphorical meaning of repetitive bouncing boobs?

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This movie is certainly underappreciated. I thought it was absolutely fantastic. I guess I don't get why people are upset at the nudity. It was spring break. Why does everything need a deep philosophical message to be good? Just a brilliantly shot film. Definitely needs a better than 5.9, but then again, that is the average of what people thought.

http://kosmofilm.com/kosmo-film-blog/2013/7/10/spring-breakers-2013

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I'm not going to deny it's brilliantly shot and edited with creative energy. And I love it for those. Even though I find it empty overall.

But people are arguing this film was about female empowerment. And that was what I was responding to.

Some are saying this is a commentary on the fallacy of the pop/rap culture dream, that it is a joke. That, I can see. But the film still didn't quite pull that through.

As for nudity, I would think it would have more impact if the film didn't make a big deal out of it. Toning it down would made it seem normal in that environment. It's one thing for audience to think, "Wait, were some of the girls topless while partying among drunk guys?" That would made an impact because audience would wonder what made them comfortable doing so. And was that common? The film did have those. And those are great.

But it's different tone to flash boobs occupying the whole screen, bouncing in slo-mo out of context, several times, screaming, "look at me! this is rad!" For these, the film could have done without.

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Because it's R-rated and has scantly clad girls on the cover? Vanessa Hudgens was also in Sucker Punch, does that mean people expected that to be a kids movie?

I usually don't like nudity, but with Spring Breakers it's necessary to establish the setting. At wild parties, girls are bound to get naked. It's not overly exploitative, there's no full frontal nudity, and the film never crosses into hardcore territory.

The point of showing the black gangster with his women was to demonstrate the contrast between him and Alien. The gangster is cold, detached, and uninterested in his women, whereas Alien is passionate. It's to give the audience further reason to side with Alien and his girls; they might also be gangsters, but they're not as unfeeling as the antagonist is.

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I get that the Archie trio was to contrast Alien trio. But I see it more as reality mirroring fantasy. According to Archie, Alien is a small time crook. So why is Archie driving a million dollar car? Because that's what MTV rappers drive in their music videos.

I'm just saying, people did not rate this film down for having not enough nudity. Are you kidding me? Not enough? And people did not buy tickets, or rent, for nudity, they can get those for free on the internet.

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If the reality mirrors fantasy, then the characters are able to experience both. Which is what they're able to do. They make their fantasy become a reality.

People wanted to see the girls in this movie get naked. Porn is free, but the girls are usually less attractive. When Selena Gomez didn't get naked, the guys got angry.

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I couldn't agree with you more on this assesment of the film. Honestly, I would rather watch "Plan 9."

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That's not saying much because a lot of people agree Plan 9 is entertaining.

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The only point I disagree on is James Franco's acting.

Apart from that, could not agree more.

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"Or...it could be that most of the people rating the movie aren't on some faux-intellectual b.s. and realize it for what it is:

A lame and tedious hodge-podge of sporadic visual montages set to repetitive annoying dialogue, with zero story, laid on top of a trite "message" that is not even clear in and of itself, all wrapped in some of the worst acting this side of "Plan 9 from Outer Space"."

Really could not have said it better myself. So many people are trying to make this movie into an artistic visual experience. NO, the movie was straight crap, and this is coming from a big Franco fan. I gave this movie a 3.

Granted some people enjoy stupid movies, to each his own. I hate stupid pointless movies, and so for me this movie was total crap.

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4.5? How can you rate it that high? It's a pile of garbage. I haven't seen this much *beep* of a movie since Titanic 2.

Someone here said it's rated at 5.9 because of faux-intellectual people. Does this mean some people think it's an intelligent film? It's montages of boobs and snotty girls *beep* in the head (figuratively speaking).

"Girls rob people to go on spring break, gets drunk, meets criminal, does crime, shoots people, the end." That's the most flattering a summary of the movie can get. Including any details would only reveal how much this movie sucked.

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That is just about the most faux-intellectual comment I've heard about this movie yet.

Here's what a smart person thinks of the movie:
http://flickfeast.co.uk/reviews/film-reviews/spring-breakers-2012-2/

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users/trolls/smarter movie fans = translated... teens/early 20's age groups, since that's the age groups who tend to act up the most and i suspect is the primary group films like this are aimed at to make a quick buck.

to bad they did not have a separate section of IMDb made for those who are 'at least' 25+ years old as that would filter out a lot of the spam on IMDb and keep the conversations more civil in general etc. but this is wishful thinking as it will never happen and even if it could it might be hard to enforce etc.

p.s. for the record... i have not seen the movie and i have not rated it (i might see it semi-soon though) but i can't see the movie being all that good from seeing a trailer on it. i don't expect it to suck or anything but i can't see it being more than a 6-6.5/10 which would still be Thumbs Down status in my book. so in short... it 'might' be one of those films that did not waste my time to see once but i can't see it being a film ill want to see more than once though as re-watch factor is what ultimately makes or breaks a film long term.


I see that you quoted my post. I may be starting to rethink about what I wrote. I did not find this movie to be really bad when I saw it. Honestly, I remember talking with some friends about me wanting to see this, but I also told them that I might see it alone, which I did. I showed them the trailer for it back in early March and we all agreed that I would see it alone because I am usually the type who wouldn't drag someone to see something if they don't want to.

In the end, I still enjoyed the movie but I was also able to see some things that somewhat annoyed me. I rated it a seven because like I said, I enjoyed it for the most part and was able to see what Korine was trying to do with it, but there were some things that didn't do it for me. I didn't rate it really high, so it's not like I LOVED the movie or REALLY liked it.

People are entitled to their opinions, yes. No question about that. Nobody is obligated to like anything. But what I don't like is when someone not only dislikes something but also gets on the case of someone who is fan of said thing. Say if you didn't like something and you know someone who did and you end up giving the person crap for liking it. That's never a good thing because it's so trivial and stupid.

All I need is one mic...

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oohah, I'm 33minutes into the movie right now, and your comment perfectly sums up what I've seen so far :) nice

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Thanks for being specific and not just "it's bad". Well done, however, you cannot tell me that the one-take POV-from-car robbery scene is not completely breathtaking, scintillating, suspenseful and provocative.
And by the way, the message is prominently exhibited in the early classroom scene which most facile viewers seem to blot from their drowsy, dopey experience of the film.

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Or it might be because of what a horrible movie it was...

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http://www.metacritic.com/movie/spring-breakers

What's this doing here?

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Your point? Is that supposed to make me not think the movie was pretentious tripe with the subtlety of an elephant?

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It's there to let you know the word of people who watch movies for a living trumps the word of internet gripers.

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http://www.metacritic.com/movie/diary-of-the-dead

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Have you even seen Diary of the Dead or are you just going along with the internet masses?

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I have seen it and I mostly wish I hadn't.

The dialogue was atrocious ("If it didn't happen on camera it's like it didn't happen, right?"), the acting was no better ("she's not going for takeout"), and it hit the viewer over the head with its message to the point where the characters lost any footing whatsoever in reality (a zombie is eating a character to death and he films his death rather than fighting back).

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I haven't seen it, but I do know Survival of the Dead scores a lot lower on Metacritic.

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Same on here and rottentomatoes. I haven't seen it but to be worse than Diary it must have been trying really hard.

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From what I can tell, Diary is liked by average horror film viewers and hated by Romero fans who feel it doesn't measure up to his best. Survival couldn't appeal to either of those crowds.

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I can believe it. I'm not a huge Romero fan and while it doesn't measure up to his first trilogy it failed on so many basic levels that I can't help but wonder if he lost his "spark."

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So your a moron if you don't like the movie like everyone else? tsk tsk...

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Since "everyone else" doesn't like Spring Breakers, what does that make the people who do?

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It went down fast because many more people watched it. Notice all the descriptions on this thread about why it was so bad, and the lack of descriptions saying why it was good.

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haha, good point there.

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Yeah, it went down because internet dwellers watched a torrented version of it. Expecting porn or the next Project X, they ruined their diapers when they realized Spring Breakers was actually an art house film and promptly crapped themselves again upon learning most critics liked the film. So to get back at the film for tricking them and to prove they were smarter than critics, the internet dwellers spammed Spring Breakers' IMDb score with negative votes. You know what's awesome about the IMDb? Your votes can be anonymous, you don't have to spend money to vote on movies, and you don't even have to watch the movie to vote on it!

Meanwhile, Spring Breakers holds a 3.7 out of 5 on Netflix. Why the higher score? Because these downvoters can't afford Netflix.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/spring-breakers-2013-1

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Again you're not saying anything good about the movie, just trying to make fun of poor people and label people who use the internet a lot as poor? Weird. I'm likely to be nicer in my review of a movie if I didn't blow any money on it.

But anyway I like Harmony Korine and the actors in this and wasn't expecting porn at all. In fact it had a lot of porn elements, basically it was an extended girls gone wild infomercial. Someone just looking for porn and hot Disney chicks would actually be pleased with this film. This movie was a let down for me and many others.

Also, please be clear that using professional critics' reviews to prove to people that a movie is actually good when they thought it was bad is ridiculous. Good critics are successful because they know a lot and are good writers, not because their taste is somehow superior than other people. Especially someone like Ebert who's given favorable reviews to a whole mess of crappy movies.

From what I've read on here I think Spring Breakers is a movie you can enjoy if you get sucked into the style and get taken for a ride. If that effect doesn't work on you it just becomes silly crap with no dialogue or story.

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Making fun of poor people, is that really what you got from my post? These people aren't poor, they just don't have money of their own because they're living with their legal guardians. They don't care about film because they're not willing to support those who make the movies.

In any case, you'll find plenty of posts from people explaining why they liked Spring Breakers. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2101441/board/thread/216748687) I'm not doing that because it's subjective. Instead, I'm bringing in objective factors- like how the score dropped when the torrent appeared online. And how the film has a higher rating on a website that requires cash.

Same thing goes for the critics- it's their job to review movies and odds are they've seen more than us. In order to submit a review, they need to have seen the movie. They can't do this anonymously. Here on the IMDb, people can rate films without even viewing them and they're free to vote on a movie as many times as they want with votebots.

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You seem to just not like people who torrent. Or you work for the movie industry. Either way, times change and now movies are free. No reason to discriminate on who can or can't rate. If you only wanna know what certain kinds of people thought about the movie you can find out from comments and reviews.

As to the vote bots, I don't know anything so I can't say, but I did check and see there are about as many "10" votes as "1" votes. Bots or not, if you exclude them both based on being extreme, biased cases the average rating stays the same. I wouldn't be surprised if people are spamming 10s for this movie, especially in response to the rapid decline in score.

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I don't mind using torrents for things that are obscure or out of print because it's unlikely the distributors are making money off of it. But most films are not free. People spent a good amount of cash on them and they're expecting to be paid back for their efforts. When you torrent a movie, you're showing disrespect to the filmmakers.

The comments and reviews are even bigger targets of trolls wanting to prove they're "smarter" than critics and "cooler" than the rest because they're going against popular opinion. According to IMDb reviewers, Skyfall is a terrible film, while The Lone Ranger is an ideal summer movie.

If people were spamming 10s as this film went into the 5 range, the score wouldn't have changed. As soon as the torrent appeared online, trolls, hipsters, and internet dwellers spammed it with 1s.

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HBO is a cable network, Netflix is a rental service. Lay off the crack pipe.

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8/10 for me :)

''They are shaping me into something gaudy. Something lethal.''

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Because a lot of users on here can't think for themselves and hop on bandwagons that bash this movie. Not to mention that IMDB is full of trolls who feel like they are "smarter movie fans."


users/trolls/smarter movie fans = translated... teens/early 20's age groups, since that's the age groups who tend to act up the most and i suspect is the primary group films like this are aimed at to make a quick buck.

to bad they did not have a separate section of IMDb made for those who are 'at least' 25+ years old as that would filter out a lot of the spam on IMDb and keep the conversations more civil in general etc. but this is wishful thinking as it will never happen and even if it could it might be hard to enforce etc.

p.s. for the record... i have not seen the movie and i have not rated it (i might see it semi-soon though) but i can't see the movie being all that good from seeing a trailer on it. i don't expect it to suck or anything but i can't see it being more than a 6-6.5/10 which would still be Thumbs Down status in my book. so in short... it 'might' be one of those films that did not waste my time to see once but i can't see it being a film ill want to see more than once though as re-watch factor is what ultimately makes or breaks a film long term.


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That's true, but there are almost just as many diehard fans who give it a straight up 10 when most honestly wouldn't mean it.

I find that imdb evens itself out and ratings tend to be pretty accurate for the most part, especially for movies. Now a rating can't fully determine if someone will like or dislike a movie though. That's more important in the end.

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It also depends on how big the fans are. The Hurt Locker got knocked out of the Top 250 by Cameron fanboys angry over it beating Avatar at the Academy Awards. That didn't have the fan support to accurately adjust the rating.

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The reason it went down so fast is because you are now seeing the REAL ratings average in. Everyone in the movie business knows that in Hollywood now there are paid companies now that can "boost" a movies ratings for cash on ratings websites, particularly imdb. They have a way of putting in thousands of "10" votes, but they are not really coming from real people, just bogus accounts and it is all computerized. It's really irritating because that used to not happen and you knew that even from the start you were getting true ratings. Now you cannot depend on imdb's rating system, at least for the first few weeks (or months) anyway and then even after that it still comes out higher than it really deserves, in most cases.

It's all about making money, and the higher a movies ratings are (real or not) the more money it tends to take in at the box office and dvd sales.

Haven't you ever wondered why most of your bigger blockbusters nowadays seem to all of a sudden have thousands of 10 votes almost immediately after the votes start registering?? And then after that it is just a steady decline because of the REAL votes being counted. Man of Steel is a good example of this. The day after votes were counted in the movie had about twenty thousand votes, 90% of which were 9's and 10's and the movies average score was like an 8.8 or something like that. Now go look at it. It is in the upper 7's now, which is probably about right.

So basically the reason this score is going down for this movie is because is sucked and didn't deserve a rating higher than 5 to begin with.

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That totally explains how After Earth wound up in the 4 range shortly after it came out. Oh wait, it doesn't.

Spring Breakers isn't even a big blockbuster. It's a 5 million dollar movie. The distributors didn't need to hype it up because it was so cheap.

Did it ever occur to you the score went down as soon as the torrent appeared online? It's the torrenters who downvoted it because Spring Breakers wasn't the softcore porn movie they were looking for. It was too smart for them to handle and they couldn't stand it.

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Wrong, I watched this movie walking into without knowing anything about it, and a complete open mind. When I reached the 20 minute mark, and no pathos for any of the characters was established, no conflict for me consider, and no plot had presented itself, despite the fact that there were already plot hole("We can't afford to go to spring break...boo hoo...hey where did all this weed and coke come from? It's weird that we're broke") I knew this movie was in trouble. Cue the overabundance of unnecessary tits. I hung in there, and looked up IMDB and rotten tomatoes and both said it was moderately good...so I hung in waiting for it to turn me around, hopeful...waiting. Finally when two midwestern white girls stormed a drug lord compound and killed EVERYONE..after Alien gets killed DURING A MUSIC OVER..AND NO ONE REACTS..I was out. This movie was a waste of my two hours. 94 minues of film, and 26 minutes of reeling in disbelief.

I tried...I really tried, but this thing is garbage. It's a bunch of Sound Garden music videos strung together.

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LOL!! You nailed it all mate, but dont forget the horrible shock value they tried to throw in there. "Get on your F'ING knees!" I swear they said that about 220 times during that scene.. I was like, "Oh, I mustv hit repeat on accident.. Nope, just bad editing". Also, do you know where I can get me one of those Terminator guns the girls were using at the end? My magazines tend to run out of ammo after 15 rounds.. :(

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And you gave the Karate Kid remake a 7.

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No.Actually the rating is dropping because of the people who are seeing it home,on PC,after appeared on torrents.

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What bandwagon? This movie is garbage in its raw form. Let me guess.. you like Piranha 3D as well, correct? This movie was nothing more than softcore poon created to entice 15 year old horn dogs and lonely, perverted men... end of story.

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The bandwagon you're on. You can't even spell "softcore porn", let alone know what it is.

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I'm not on any bandwagon. I dont read reviews before I watch movies as I made that mistake once before and got hit with a spoiler.. I also dont pay attention to the foolish ratings because, as many have said, its mainly trolls trying to bring down the movie IF ITS ACTUALLY GOOD. HOWEVER, this movie IS NOT good. As soon as this piece of monkey turd hit the credits I immediately shut it down, pulled up IMDB and came here to see what poor blokes had the gall to call this movie good when we all know they were mainly stroking themselves in the theater ("mmm yeah disney girls, been waitin on dis day..").

Also, I spelled "poon" because I like to stay connected online.. I'm on so many forums I've lost count and I've been involved in dozens of chatrooms in my youth. As such, in many family friendly places like this site, you're usually not allowed to use the word "porn". I havent taken my time to study the site rules so I used "poon" to cover my ass in case the admins were lurking. Nice try at taking that cheap shot though, if I were actually an idiot it may have landed. ROUND 2!

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I'm not on any bandwagon. I dont read reviews before I watch movies as I made that mistake once before and got hit with a spoiler.. I also dont pay attention to the foolish ratings because, as many have said, its mainly trolls trying to bring down the movie IF ITS ACTUALLY GOOD. HOWEVER, this movie IS NOT good. As soon as this piece of monkey turd hit the credits I immediately shut it down, pulled up IMDB and came here to see what poor blokes had the gall to call this movie good when we all know they were mainly stroking themselves in the theater ("mmm yeah disney girls, been waitin on dis day..").


Okay, I can obviously see that you didn't like it. But the fact that you actually CARE that some people DID just shows that you are immature. People have different opinions.

I get that the movie wasn't your cup of tea. It isn't a lot of people's cup of tea, but what I don't understand is that you seem to have an issue with people who actually did like it.

I really don't understand people on this website. Sure, nothing is without haters, but I really don't understand why people would go so far as to get on someone with an opinion different from his/hers.

All I need is one mic...

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Who said I care that people like it? This is just for fun. IMDB is for critics to come and debate their favorite movies/actors/games and movies they have an opinion on. In my opinions I like to be blunt and work the oppositions mind while tossing in a little humor that those who arent butt hurt will laugh at when they read this someday down the road. I dont personally have anything against you, the other guy, his mother, or your sister.. Nor do I care who any of you are. If I cared I'd throw my real name out there and be like, "I'm actually Mr blip-blop-bloop, listen to my pro opinion from blank-blank industry". While I may throw out my actual profession(s) in a few places its only because I see debating strictly as a game of chess.. Its my mind against yours, and if you put me on the ropes I'll bring out the Queen to run the board every now and again. As my code dictates however, if you can convince me that Spring Breakers is anything more than a poorly put together softcore porn riding on the hype of half naked Disney stars then I'll gladly throw the towel in and admit defeat. As of right now.. I'm not impressed..

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Trolls try to bring down movies that are good, or at least considered good. Hence why Skyfall gets nitpicked to death here, while people defend The Lone Ranger as just being fun. It's hard to enjoy this film solely for the assets of the Disney girls when only the non-Disney girl gets naked. That got the trolls even more upset. Besides, anyone who was online in 2009 already saw more revealing shots of Vanessa Hudgens.

Putting aside the fact that we're on the board of R-rated film and the hypocrisy of you discussing people jacking off, your need to justify your typo only shows my remark did hurt you. Why not just let it slide? As Shakespeare would say:

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Your opinion of "good" can be questioned, thats for sure..

I have no idea how old you are, or if you even know what site I'm about to talk about, but I was deep in the net around the time Napster was here.. I know the game. I've been on forums that delete your post for using profanity, been in chatrooms that mute you for typing the same word 2xs.. Others that ban you for posting (.)com. I even ran a forum that changed "porn" and "ass" to "flip-flop" and "bum". Knowing all this I just cover my ass when speaking on these types of sites, and I mean.. I didnt click an "are you 21 or older" prompt so who knows what safeties are in place to keep our ever desensitizing children from maturing faster? Not to mention.. Do you see how far the "R" is from the "O"? LoL, not even a freshly slapped baby could mess that up. I'm correcting your misinterpretation to help youre understanding. If everyone, "let it slide" when someone made a mistake then no one would learn anything. "Oh, you put you're instead of your? Eh, I'll let it slide".

Btw.. I'm a man, not some 12 year old emotional wreck. If I get frustrated online I know where the "X" button is. Kids get hurt online, adults have fun.






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Way to miss the part where I said "at least considered good." Spring Breakers has a 65% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes and a 63 on Metacritic, indicating "generally favorable reviews."

Now here you are, putting more effort into trying to justify your mistake. The problem with your logic is here you are, typing up things you claim could get you banned. By now, you should know the IMDb automatically censors any words considered to be offensive. You also don't want to acknowledge that we're on the message board for an R-rated film and you wrote about people jacking off, which contradicts your concern over not saying inappropriate things. You could have easily hit the "O" twice by mistake and not realize it when you posted your message. You didn't say I was making a mistake before, you said I was making a cheap shot, and most people ignore cheap shots to prove they're the better man. But your need to defend your error proves my remark hurt you. People who are frustrated don't quit, they rage harder.

The worst part is you don't even understand why I mentioned your misspelling of porn. You classified Spring Breakers as "softcore poon". My point was you don't know what softcore porn is and you don't even know how to spell it correctly.

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I'm sure Justin Beiber gets "generally favorable reviews" too, as did Soulja Boy. Its simply that most people wont even bother getting on the discussion boards because the movie was so bad.. As a matter of fact.. I didnt even take the time to rate this movie I thought it was so bad. Guess I should do that now though, huh? Correct the obviously warped numbers.

This takes no effort at all.. I dont know why you're getting a hard on at the fact that *gasp* someone took out 10 mins of their off-time to type to you. Mannn, I'm over here sweating alright lol. Honestly? I rarely get on IMDB to discuss movies, and when I do I dont use crazy language because well.. I dont normally watch movies that are essentially softcore porn. I use different language on here than on Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, ect.. I dont care about the point you're trying to make about the rating bs coupled with the jacking off comment. On Rockos Modern Life, Rocko worked at a sex hotline.. But they didnt curse or show dangling johnsons. Just because you throw one rock doesnt mean youll be able to bring the whole mountain down.. Do you understand what I'm saying?

Like I explained to Evolution, this is pure entertainment for me. My school never had a debate team, so I sharpen my claws online so I can better rattle off defenses in my personal and business life. IDC about being the bigger man on here.. You're just a weird profile picture with a messed up name behind one of my monitors. In real life I talk maybe half this much... I'm more a man of action. You're right about the "O" though, I suppose someone who doesnt actually re-read their comment 2 times over before posting could make that mistake.. However, I'm not one of those people. If something is left in my comment its because I did it on purpose. I actually wrote this sentence on my 2nd re-read.

I understood exactly why you pointed out that tiny bull crap to begin with. I just chose to ignore it thinking that you really only meant it as a passing shot. The "poon" debate seemed like a nice little side argument so I chose to pursue it not knowing how dense you were to how the internet works..

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Soulja Boy never got generally favorable reviews and was considered by many the nail in the coffin of rap music.

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So what if they did? Actually, I know Soulja Boy's debut got some pretty bad reviews. "Its simply that most people wont even bother getting on the discussion boards because the movie was so bad." What makes this statement funny is how you try to accuse me of being dense to how the internet works. There's more haters than fans online, especially on websites like the IMDb.

The problem is you're spending all this time defending a typo you made and trying to claim it didn't have an effect on you. Your analogy doesn't work because what you "censored" isn't more explicit than what you've posted. You said you were trying to avoid writing inappropriate things and then you wrote something inappropriate. In other words, you did exactly what you claimed you wouldn't do. Currently, you have no qualms about using the word "porn" in your posts, which only further confirms mentioning the typo hurt you and you're trying to save face.

Oh, this is entertainment for you? Then why are you taking this so seriously? Your posts are getting progressively longer and it's just you trying to defend yourself. Now you're admitting it was a mistake, which makes your above paragraph completely pointless. Well, it's a good thing you've got another excuse to hide behind.

For a "passing shot", it sure did hit a bulls eye. You can't stop talking about it. This isn't even a debate, it's just you trying to cover up your errors.

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There are? Really? So I guess Kim Kardashians 13 million fans are all haters then? And have you ever been to 2001: A Space Odysseys IMDB? Haters are usually in a minority except in rare cases like The Walking Dead boards (and even then they're still fans, just arguing over BS and trolling). I take it you dont visit many other movie boards, eh?

No, the problem is that you're focusing on some idiotic, alternative word that people use every day but youre too deep in a basement somewhere to have social interactions. Pron, Poon, Nrop, flicks, boom boom.. ALL of these are alternatives to the word "Porn". How do I know this? Because I TALK to people on a daily basis from many races, backgrounds and with different ethics. And btw, are you serious right now? I know that there are MANY people on the internet who posses a less than average IQ, but I've never run into a fool like yourself. I have no issue using the word now because you obviously showed me that it wouldnt be censored if I used it myself.

"You can't even spell "softcore porn", let alone know what it is."
is the exact moment I realized that porn was a GO. Are you really so ignorant and blind that I had to spell that out for you? At this point I dont care if you tell me you're 90 years old with 4 degrees in rocket science and helped found IBM.. Your processing capabilities have TRULY stunned me after that accusation lol.

Yes, its entertaining. Whos taking anything serious? Oh.. whoa, wait.. Can you see my facial expressions? I'm sure you could "obviously" tell that I'm over here sweating, with red eyes because I havent slept for 4 days trying to find a loophole through your obviously superior argument. I love to write! Lol, and on the rare occasion I run into someone whos willing to learn, I like to have long discussions. I've written 3 minute scripts longer than this little reply I'm making to your right now. You must actually believe that arguing with you is using even 1/5th of my brain power.. Thats a sad thought right there, mate. I bet youre over there writing down notes, talking into a tape recorder like, "He said blankity blank blank" [<= spelling errors!!@&] and then you pay an online lawyer to help you with your case, lmao. Is it true?! But seriously though, I have a meeting later on today and thought, "eh, i guess I'll make some time for good ole IMDB". Nothing but a detour,friendo.. Nothing but.

Also, I would advise you to re-read my previous reply.. I said it COULD be an error to someone who doesnt re-read/re-write multiple times like myself. Silly rabbit, actually thought she/he/it had something for a second, guys lol.

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Whoa, hold on a second there. You cite Kim Kardashian's Facebook page as proof of haters being in a minority on the internet and then bring up 2001: A Space Odyssey's IMDb entry. Have you forgotten about Kardashian's own IMDb page, which is full of people bashing her? And the 2001: A Space Odyssey IMDb entry isn't even a good example because you'll find plenty of reviews criticizing it.

This is where you're completely wrong. Porn refers to a depiction of sexual activity. Poon refers to actual sexual intercourse with a woman. Plus, poon is most commonly used to describe female genitalia. Someone who wants poon wants to have sex. Someone who wants porn probably isn't having sex. On a side note, "pron" is internet slang for porn, so I doubt you learned that one from social interactions.

Possibly the best part of this is you don't realize "softcore poon" doesn't make any sense. If there's real intercourse present (i.e. poon), it's not softcore porn. So all you did is prove you don't know what softcore porn is.

Yeah, says the guy who feels the need to describe how he talks to various people, how little time it takes him to write these messages (which contradicts his "I love to write claim"), how little effort he puts into his posts (which contradicts his "I like to have long discussions" claim), and what he's doing afterwards. No, I can't see your facial expressions, but I can't see you talking to other people or attending a meeting either. You get what I'm saying? But whereas you have no evidence of doing the things you claim to do in the real world, the effort you put into proving you're not taking this seriously only implies you are taking this seriously. Even after I mentioned you protest too much, you continue to protest.

It doesn't matter if you intentionally wrote "poon" instead of "porn", you still made a mistake. What your post essentially translates to is "softcore intercourse" or "softcore vagina." To top it off, you continue to ignore the fact that you made equally offensive remarks about people "stroking themselves", the IMDb censors offensive words, and we're on the board of an R-rated film. And if you're not taking this seriously, why even bother to re-read and re-write your posts?

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Have you ever actually been on 2001s IMDB? I dare you to go and post, "movie wasnt that good" and see how long you last. And yes, I still stand by my comparison.

I understand that you looked up "poon" on Google and that's what you're going off of, and that's fine, I don't care. I don't know what kind of entertainment you're into, but the other day I was watching a show and they actually said "poon" so my 1st thought was, "Wow, I wish that dude on IMDB would randomly run into this lol". And I know that you.. being you.. will be like, "AH HA! He thought about me so he MUST be taking this seriously!!$%#" Well no.. in truth I sometimes think back through arguments after I've been naturally been proven right and wish I could find the person to correct them. Ex: some guy told me Obama would "NEVER" be elected again lol, yeah.. wish I would find that comment again haha.

Anyways though, I know my slang and you don't, that's fine. We all learn something new everyday and perhaps someday you'll talk to some nerd who says, "yeah man, was watchin poon yesterday.." because his moms in the other room and you'll then see what I meant.. But until then I might as well be telling you that "radish" is a code word for heroine until you hear it yourself lol. Just remember, Google doesn't know it all yet.. CLOSE, but not yet.. And no, I didn't learn "pron" from talking to people in person, never said I did.. I picked up stuff like "flix" in the hood, but If you'll recall I mentioned how I've been on the internet a LONG time and I've done many things on it from building sites to running servers. 1 ?1c|< up @f3\/\/ (<== I pick up a few) things here and there :D

Right now I don't even have the energy to talk about your 3rd paragraph.. Like dude, can you figure that out on your own this time? If not then let me know, I'm sure next time I wont be as laid back and will feel like going in on it.

I'm not contradicting anything, not sure where you're getting this stuff from my dude lol.. Lets break it down shall we?:

how he talks to various people, how little time it takes him to write these messages (which contradicts his "I love to write claim"),

If I love to write doesn't that mean I'd have many hours under my belt then? Its simple mate, I write a lot because I like to.. Therefore my WPM is higher than most people you'd know. Its like how you'd expect someone who draws for a living to be able to draw a stick figure faster than you, and still make it look good. Not bragging or anything, but I often get comments from people about how they think my keyboard is going to break because I type so fast. I also like to impress people by looking away from the computer and carrying on a conversation with them while writing complete sentences on completely different subjects..:) Again, not bragging, just saying I'm no amateur.

how little effort he puts into his posts (which contradicts his "I like to have long discussions" claim)

You're aware what a discussion actually is, correct? We're continuing our discussion right now lol. Every time I reply I'm continuing our discussion mate, its been a long one hasnt it? ;) I only said I put little effort because I'm comparing it to others I've had. To be honest this is getting boring and I've thought of ending it because you're not really fun :( I'd have to say the best, most thrilling conversation I've had was with a guy on Youtube.. We sat for hours one night discussing sociology and religion.. Its rare I can let loose and TALK rather than having to defend and explain irrelevant details or dumb down my explanation like I'm doing with you and that damn "poon" word..

I get what you're saying and you're entitled to your opinion of whatever you think I actually do.. But opinions don't change fact. Its 5:50 AM right now.. I have a meeting at 1 today but my internal clock is off so I woke up too early.. I didn't feel like working this early so I thought I'd check my email for a message I'm looking for. While checking my email for a message from an Amazon seller on a defective product I saw that you'd responded.. That's why I'm on here. I don't check my mail everyday JUST for IMDB messages and I certainly don't keep this thread up hoping you'll reply so I can try-hard my comment. It just "happens", nothing serious going on over here mate. I guess you see what I'm doing as protesting, but I'm not going to have words put in my mouth, nor will I have ignorance run rampant anymore than necessary in this world. That said, I will continue until the truth prevails.

Didn't make a mistake, you're just going off what Google has up there.. Until Urban Dictionary launched people outside the hood had no idea what "birds" were.. And even now I'm sure if you go on there it has multiple definitions since people form different regions use words for different things and are able to add their own definitions. I've heard with my own ears, and say myself that poon = porn. If it means "vagina" to you then that's you, but it sounds weird to me to be honest lol. Either way, you've now tainted your view of the word and if you ever do hear someone say it (or watch that show I mentioned) you'll from now on consider poon to be vagina instead of porn.

And in regards to your 2nd part of the last paragraph.. As stated before, I used to run sites myself. As an admin you have to manually put in what words you don't want to be used on your forum and if someone uses the word you have the option to 1) Substitute the word, (ex: "porn" might switch to "flix" when the comment is actually posted) 2) flag the comment for "Admin approval". Most times stuff like "stroking themselves" and a low-key word like "poon" wont get picked up, but it'll still get the point across, know what I mean? Doesn't matter what ratings are, I ran a hip-hop forum that censored curse words at its start.. They removed the limitation over time, but still. And to be honest, in real life I'm a perfectionist in its true form.. In school it took me extra long to finish art assignments.. I wrote a "group written" play single-handedly in high school complete with prop guns, lighting changes, the whole 9 yards (dont worry, the teacher realized and offered me a 100 and the chance to fail the other kids, I didn't however. We all got A's.); and in my work if I cant get something exactly like I want it I wont release it to the public and have known to scrap entire projects because of this. People respect me for that. Its a tendency I have and its hard-coded, just like how my moms a workaholic and I inherited that from her.. Cant change that, and I wouldn't for anything. That's why I re-read/write.

Have a good one.

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Way to completely ignore the user reviews of 2001: A Space Odyssey. The one deemed the fifth most helpful by the IMDb community is entitled "Don't believe the hype" and is criticizing the film for its slow pace. Also on the first page of reviews, you'll find another one entitled "Overrated tripe." Go ahead and stand by your comparison, all the hate Kardashian gets on her IMDb board proves you wrong.

Yeah, you totally don't care about actual definition of poon, even though you wrote two paragraphs about why Google is wrong. The only thing I like more than your inability to name the show where someone said "poon" was you didn't mention the context it was used in. I'm not contesting it's not a real word; I'm saying it has a different meaning than porn.

That's right, it's "your" slang. Even if you use poon as a synonym for porn, that doesn't mean it actually is an alternative term for porn, nor does it mean other people use it to replace porn. Considering how poon typically means female genitalia (whereas a radish is merely a vegetable), it's not a good alternative if you're trying to avoid offending people. As for "pron," I didn't say you learned it from talking to other people. You were boasting about how you talk to numerous people on a "daily basis" and you learned all of these alternatives to porn from them. Including an internet slang term for porn implied you actually don't talk to people as frequently as you claim. Lastly, the fact that you wrote "heroine" instead of "heroin" tells me you don't actually re-read your posts and you really did make a typo when you said poon instead of porn. Though if you actually consider radish to be a code word for heroine, I'd love to hear you explain that one.

Of course you don't want to address the third paragraph because proves you completely wrong. It's not a response to you saying porn after I said it; it's explaining why what you wrote makes no sense. You didn't just use "poon" as a substitute for "porn"; you used it in correlation with the term "softcore." "Softcore poon" is a paradox because softcore porn doesn't contain actual sexual intercourse. You confirmed you don't know what softcore porn is, which was my original point all along.

When you love to do something, you're not going to spend minimal time doing it. You want to do it. People who love to write are more interested in being satisfied with their work than simply finishing it. They're not going to type up messages quickly like you claim you do. The reason why our discussion has gone on for so long is because of the effort you're putting into your posts. This has been your longest one yet.

Yes, opinions don't change fact and that's exactly why your attempts to describe your social life prove you're making things up. If what you're saying is the truth, why even bother to describe it? If I doubt you, why even bother to contest what I'm saying? You should know it's the truth and you don't need to defend it because nothing I claim can change it. Instead, you go into great detail about what you do outside of your computer, without any evidence to back yourself up. Once again:

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You still don't realize that you didn't just make a mistake because you said poon instead of porn; your mistake was calling this film "softcore poon." For some reason, you didn't want to acknowledge that translates to "softcore intercourse and "softcore vagina." But speaking of facts, it's a fact that poon is slang for poontang, which means female sex organs and sexual intercourse with a female. It's a fact that porn is simply a depiction of sexual activity and it doesn't have to contain female genitalia and intercourse, or at least not intercourse with a woman. You haven't provided any evidence of someone other than you using poon instead of porn. Not even Urban Dictionary defines poon as being a code word for porn.

Since you've been an IMDb user for over a year, you should already know offensive words get replaced by *beep* here on the forums. In fact, you probably do know this since you didn't have a problem typing up other offensive things. It doesn't matter if what you said is "low-key," the meanings of the words you wrote are just as bad, if not worse, than porn. You said the IMDb was a "family friendly place," the fact that we're on the board of an R-rated film proves your description wrong. Now if you really are the perfectionist you claim to be, then you're admitting you put a lot of effort into your posts. The things you do won't be perfect if you half-ass them. But since you wrote "heroine" instead of "heroin", I'm starting to wonder if you really do re-read and re-write your messages or if you just put them in a Word document and fix only the mistakes Word picks up on.

I guess debates stop being fun when you're losing.

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Thats nice that someone reviewed it negatively.. But I'm not talking about reviews, am I? I'm talking about the discussion boards where if you criticize the film you're deemed too stupid to understand the plot and directing methods. Reviews are pretty much safe since they cant get commented on.. And as for the Kim Kardashian thing that youre trying to get on.. Let me help you with some simple math: 13 million adoring fans on Facebook vs MAYBE 200-2,000 haters on IMDB. The haters number is still VERY MUCH in the minority, isnt it? Again, why do I have to explain simple things like this?

Heres an example: I know from talking to people that "burner" is slang for gun, pistol, ect.. Its also made apparent that this definition is legit because its been used in many rap songs over the years by many prominent rappers such as Tupac, Nas, Notorious B.I.G, Jay-Z.. The list goes on. Ok, well I just looked up the definition of "burner" on Urban Dictionary and the 1st definition says its a pre-paid cellphone used by drug dealers to easily throw away.. Further down we now see yet another definition that states "burner" is slang for "a graffiti piece that can take hours to do". Next definition of it? A nickname for people at a burning event such as Burning Man. Do you see where I'm going with this? Each of those definitions had at a minimum around 200 people supporting it. This is why I dont care about your illegitimate Google definition, because its not accurate for my region or circle of friends. I have no clue where you live, but I'm certain its not from around here.

That's right, it's "your" slang.

You didnt read a thing I wrote did you? Or did I make it too hard to get to the point? When I said, "you dont know my slang" I meant it as its painfully obvious you have VERY limited social circles and dont experience different situations where slang would be used freely.. Dont try to discredit a legitimate phrase used in circles outside of your reach just because you've never heard of it. Thats ignorant.

And what I find interesting is that up until I guess a few days ago you were insisting heavily that "poon" wasnt even a word.. But you now are the all knowing expert on the word because you FINALLY Googled it and found it produced results. Can you explain that? If not, then perhaps you can explain this quote of yours:
The worst part is you don't even understand why I mentioned your misspelling of porn. You classified Spring Breakers as "softcore poon". My point was you don't know what softcore porn is and you don't even know how to spell it correctly.


Furthermore, if you were to look at the big picture and see through my eyes then you'd know that my use of "poon" wouldnt be considered "vagina" at all and would therefore render any accidental offence and/or moderation void. Also, to further break it down.. Lets analyze this sentence really quick, "I TALK to people on a daily basis from many races, backgrounds and with different ethics". Thats a direct quote from my earlier entry.. The same one you're now desperately trying to use against me. Well, not once in that sentence did I state that I talk to droves of people per day, only from different walks of life. I have friends in the Marines, National Guard, Navy and Army, friends from church families, I know a career criminal who lives in a trailer park, IT techs, game developers, professional artists, professional musicians.. The list goes on. This is the tip of the iceberg and everyday it grows either throw work or through my already acquired friends (I went to a wedding on Saturday ffs). I'm not in middle or even college, you should understand this.. I've been around. Its not like I learned all these terms yesterday or at 1 time; some I knew when I was 13, some in my early 20s. I told you, I'm no child. And with that, its blatantly clear what I was trying to say in that sentence and the fact that you tried to turn it around into something completely different is sad and underhanded and I hope you wont try such tactics again.

Lastly, the fact that you wrote "heroine" instead of "heroin" tells me you don't actually re-read your posts and you really did make a typo when you said poon instead of porn.
As stated just up there ^ I'm no child. I admit to my mistakes and I mustve overlooked heroine. While my sentence was so shallow I could have easily lied and said, "I meant heroine as in the female hero" I didnt. Why? Because I like to think I live pretty honestly (bar afew business decisions.. but who hasnt, eh? lol). I hope that this'll show you that my intentions were true when putting "poon" in my original statement.
Though if you actually consider radish to be a code word for heroine, I'd love to hear you explain that one.
That makes 2 of us lol.

I didnt feel like explaining the 3rd paragraph because I've explained it enough. Read back through the entire convo and my above paragraphs if you need to understand it more.

When YOU love something you spend a lot of time doing it.. When I love something I know what needs to be done and I do it as fast as possible so I can get to other stuff. This comes with expertise in a skill.. And by your logic since Jeff Gordan loves to race he should take the scenic route around the track just to stay on the pavement longer. I think not.. And I apologize about the length, but theres a lot to be said. I was actually hoping that you'd eventually connect the dots yourself concerning regions, ethnicities, social groups, ect.. and pair it with your disbelief in "poon"s definition so you could let it go. However, you've exceeded my calculations with your stubbornness. Once you had let that go I was then hoping you could focus on the main reason you attacked me in the first place.. And thats to defend this god-awful movie. I'm just waiting for you now... boringly waiting :(

Why do I describe my social life? Because I'm trying to nudge you along in understanding that people are going to know things that you dont in life. I'm sure you know words I've never even heard of, not ever will.. And thats because you live in a different place and have different friends than I, and vice versa. Also, the Urban Dictionary is use driven.. Just because a band doesnt have a page on Wikipedia doesnt mean its non-existent.

I'm ashamed to admit it, but nope, I had no idea offensive words were replaced by *beep* lol. Whenever I see an obviously offensive post its usually already been deleted by the admins (admins are VERY good on here). I already told you my reasoning for the use of "poon" and how I bypass censors so I wont go into it again, if you require it you can read my previous entries for more detail. Oh.. and I guess this is when I should say, "Here we go again *sign*" since youve brought up your new target "heroine" twice now lol. I'll be prepared to hear allll about the mistake (that I admitted to) about 40 times in your next post.

Debates only stop being fun when your opponent has a limited arsenal. "Poon" is your only weapon at the moment and its draining the life out of what we had.. Re-load with something else (not freaking heroine either) and maybe it'll be fun again :)

Peace!

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You were talking about 2001: A Space Odysseys' actual IMDb page. Not just the discussion board, the page itself. The reviews are part of the page and that's where haters go to vent their dislike of a film. Whereas the boards are meant to be viewed by just IMDb users, reviews are intended to be seen by everyone. By submitting a negative review, haters are able to get their views across to a larger audience. And while reviews can't be directly commented on (though you're free to critique them on the message boards), they can be voted on. Users are free to downvote the negative reviews and make them appear unhelpful. But the fifth most helpful review of 2001: A Space Oddyssey is negative. As for Kim Kardashian's Facebook, you don't seem to realize that page doesn't account for the haters. You can only "like" her and any negativity is filtered out. Go to a place online where anyone is free to comment on Kardashian (like her IMDb message boards) and the haters will win. Maybe you should figure things out on your own before you put on a condescending façade.

You conveniently ignored the second and third definitions of "burner" on Urban Dictionary, both of which say it's a gun. That completely invalidates whatever you were trying to prove. Incidentally, Google also defines a "burner" as being gun. So all you did is confirm Google and Urban Dictionary are knowledgeable about slang terms. Nowhere on the internet is poon defined as porn. It's funny how you can cite examples of people using burner as a replacement for gun, but can't name someone other than yourself using poon as an alternative for porn.

I know you were trying to say you and your "social circle" use poon as slang for porn, but it came off as you admitting it's only your own slang. Don't think your own slang makes sense and others will understand it just because you use it frequently.

What's great is you're now trying to claim I was "insisting heavily" poon isn't a real word. You attempt prove this by pointing out I said you misspelled porn. News flash: a misspelled word can still be a regular word. If I misspell "scream" as "cream" that doesn't mean cream isn't a real world. But it is a misspelling because I meant to spell scream. In your case, if you meant to spell porn and spelled poon instead, then you did misspell porn.

I don't care who you talk to and what you do. While you keep bragging about your large amount of contacts, it means nothing since you're unable to cite a single instance where someone used poon instead of porn. Whether you like it or not, poon is defined as female genitalia. That is the primary definition of the word, which is exactly why poon is not a good alternative for porn. There's no inoffensive meaning of poon. You sure can't name any. So that's why it's likely your "accidental offence and/or moderation" concerns are BS and you just made a typo.

I'm not buying your "honesty" claims. Not just because spelling "heroin" as "heroine" is a blatant mistake you can't justify, but it's also due to your refusal to address a certain point.

That point happens to be in the third paragraph of one of my posts. You repeatedly insist you've already explained it. Wrong. You have said nothing about "softcore poon" being a paradox. You won't address this because it confirms my original point.

Then you love the other stuff more because you'd rather do that than write. I mean, if you claim you love writing so much, why are you drawn to other things more? Your analogy doesn't work because Jeff Gordon loves racing, not driving. If he quickly retired from racing profession to perform other tasks, then you'd have ground to stand on. But he's still a race car driver. Now like I said above, you haven't provided any proof of people using poon as an alternative term for porn. Claiming you talk to other people isn't going to cut it since you don't even have evidence of you actually having conversations with all these people. You labeled Spring Breakers as "softcore poon", I said you don't even know what softcore porn is, and you inability to acknowledge "softcore poon" as being a paradox is you practically admitting I’m right and your criticism is worthless. To top it off, you seem to be forgetting that you responded to me first. Take a closer look at the conversation before you pull the "attack" card.

You describe your social life because you want to show you're the better person, you do more than type long messages on a computer, and what happens online isn't a big deal for you. Instead, the lack of evidence in your descriptions is very telling. And a real band will at least be mentioned on websites other than Wikipedia. No websites list poon as being a less offensive alternative for porn.

That's what you say, but the fact that you've been a user for over a year tells a different story. No need to talk about how you're trying to "bypass censors", but substituting an offensive word for another offensive word still doesn't make a whole lot of sense. When you boast about how you re-read and re-write your messages, you're going to get called out on your typos.

You're ignoring the issue about you not knowing what softcore porn is, but that's to be expected. So I guess you won't be naming the show where someone allegedly said "poon"?

Now after claiming you were done in your previous reply, you write your longest one yet. I guess you thought there was no way I could write a response to your post and you weren't happy to discover I did. You have to make certain I'm proved wrong. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if you come back again when you find out about my new message.

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1) Doesnt matter, even if you tally up all the negative reviews the boards still house 10xs that number with supporters. And if you notice, most haters online only carry over to different sites. You will not find 13 million publicly speaking Kim Kardashian haters online because they dont care. I dont care, I dont like her and this is the 1st place I've ever mentioned that sentiment. When you dont like something most people just go on with life like it never happened or doesnt exist. I just thought I'd come on here and poke fun at the perverts and pre-teens who thought this movie was anything other than hotdog water. But who knew I'd catch the biggest butthurtuna fish of them all!

2) I didnt ignore them, its just most people would be smart enough to assume it would be there since Tupac himself said it. Its obvious that those definitions are going to be there.. You missed my point entirely which is leading me to seriously wonder if I'm being professionally trolled or if youre really slow at picking things up.

3) Oh I dont, and thats the very meaning of using slang isnt it? Using "rock" as a codename for cocaine and "china" for heroin are perfect examples.

4) You seem to be surprised by my use of the word "heavily" there lol. Can you blame me since its been the basis of your argument for 2 weeks? Its like you have nothing else to say and that you've come to the realization that this movie sucks and the only thing you can really get on is a word that you'd never heard of before talking to me. And now that you're aware that it exists youre nitpicking every single thing about it (that you learned from Google naturally) and trying to win on this word alone. Its very boring and your attempt to cover it up by saying, "OBJECTION! I knewz its be a word da whole tiem" isnt fooling anyone.

Oh yeah, ^ SPELLING ERRORS! ERMEGERRRRRD!!!!#@#

5) I'm sorry its 2013 and not everyone sits on a computer all day lol (not yet anyway). Believe it or not, everything isnt documented yet. And since you want to be stupid about it, I'll meet you in the middle. On Urban Dictionary if you type in "Poon" the 8th definition of it is, "a unit of measurement". Entry number 19 has it defined as, "the act of throwing wet toilet paper over the top of a cubicle". And if we go alittttttle further down to entry 32 we have now learned that poon is short for "Tarpon", a fish! Now I dont know about you, but I dont find any of those offensive at all.. And not only does this prove that I could in fact find legit definitions that arent offensive, it also proves that, contrary to your idiotic belief, PEOPLE.USE.THE.WORD.DIFFERENTLY. In other words, THERE.IS.NO.SOLID.DEFINITION.AS.IT.IS.SLANG. And can you tell us why, Mr. Riddles? Yes, of course Mr. Riddles! I believe the reason for this is because those people are from different regions and social circles :). Thank you Mr. Riddles for your insight, myself and about 99% of the intelligent planet would say you're correct. It's always a pleasure Mr. Riddles, goodbye.

Oh, and gs(whatever your name is) I'll be your friend too if you want :)

6) So by coming forward and honestly admitting that I made a mistake I get accused of.. um, wait what? Thats like standing in court and saying, "Yes, I honestly admit to murder." and the judge saying, "Not uh! I dont believe you! You're innocent and you know it! Lying 2-bit snake lookin mutha$.." Are you mental mate? Lol I could have easily sat here and claimed that radish was a code name for a female firefighter.. And it could be legit because 1) the colors match, and 2) firefighters are heroes. Now image if you will, there are 2 guys riding by a scene where a fire just got extinguished.. The guy looks over and says, "Dammmmmmn, look at the curves on that radish!" Yeah, that occurred to me yesterday, but I told the truth about it because thats what I do. Its a sad time when people cant understand and accept honesty in its truest form, really shows where we are as a society.. Thank you for that. Not being an ass, just saying really, thank you for that. Also, I'm fairly sure you're located somewhere up North because of this..

7)Yes I have, read up. I'm no longer going to continue repeating myself. The biggest problem these days with people is they refuse to do research and read.. And if they do, they only do the minimum required. My cousin once asked me what time it was since I was at the computer, even though there was an analog clock on the wall... I told him I wouldnt aid his laziness and forced him to then tell me what time it was. I now expect you to do the same.

8) Ah, you mean when I was talking about Sucker Punch. I was more defending that movie and bashing this one than attacking you. However, I was responding to someone else when you started this bull crap we're currently on.. and from reply 1 you've been on that "poon" train lol. I just noticed, do you have nothing better to do? I mean literally just about every other reply on here has been from you, towards someone else. You even had another lengthy battle with some other unfortunate soul.. Looks like he just let you have it since you continue to go on and on and on and on no matter how dumb you look, should I take this as a sign? And your point about retiring is void as it doesnt apply to everyone. As I said, YOU and I are different. I have other stuff to do and while I love writing, I cant be doing it all day. And yes, I have other passions aside from writing, who doesnt? If you only do 1 thing on your free time I feel sorry for you.. It must be EXTREMELY boring.. Almost as much as you're making this convo lol.

9) Well I can see you have 0 experience with indie bands if you think a legit band would be online period just because they're legit lol. The factors behind such a thing would blow your mind, but I'm not going into it right now. And the same factors apply for this word, now put the pieces together. And go outside ffs, maybe if you spent more time socializing than on IMDB you'd learn some of these words without the aid of Google lol.. And I dont care what you think of my social life, I do what I do and get what I get. As I tell everyone who doubts or hates, if youre not signing checks to me then your life is void.

10) You can spin as many stories as you like mate. Tell me the one about the spider and the turtle lol. I only boast things that are true, its just your inability to understand things thats keeping this conversation at a very boring standstill. I know the truth and the truth is that I've never seen a *bleep* or whatever you said gets put there when a word is censored on IMDB. I've also been a member of Myspace since like 2001, or 03? I dont know.. But the point is if you asked me right now what my original profile looks like I wouldnt have the foggiest lol. However, for someone who hovers around the same site for years on end I'm sure you know the exact coding language IMDB was made in, lol!

11) Well since you want me to I wont lol. Not that you've ever seen it anyways, it was an underground anime and I doubt youre cultured enough for that.

12) Can you quote when I said I was, "done"? Done with what? The conversation? I doubt I'd say that since by now I expected you to play a different note (I believe in you!). What I probably said is that I was considering ending it since youre bringing nothing new at all; I'm still very much considering it.. Trust me. Might as well spend the time I write to you making a few extra bucks if this is all youre giving me lol. I proved you wrong a long time ago, but the part I love about chess is when my opponent knows they're losing and they continue to fight. I love it! Like my favorite thing to do in chess is when the guy/girl has lost all their powerful pieces, right? So I like to run my queen around the board and make sure to kill every single piece they have, aside from the King (lol!). Now this is the fun part.. When they know that victory is inevitable I'll slowly start easing them into a corner of the board and move my pieces just alil too close to give them the illusion that they might be able to escape. I then end them with an extravagant checkmate that has made a man or 2 flip the table on me lmao!! I love the thrill of the hunt, but youre like a limping deer.. All your pieces are dead, but you still believe you can stop my all powerful queen. Its funny >:D Yet... boring <:(

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1. Yeah, anything that proves you wrong suddenly doesn't matter. Your "calculations" of supporters being in greater number than haters on the IMDb is based on absolutely nothing. Go check out the user reviews of Skyfall; the first page is just people bashing the film. Those who liked Kim Kardashian's Facebook page aren't exactly public speakers. All they did was press the "Like" button. The majority of them don't profess their love for her and those who do only write a few sentences. Meanwhile, this guy had a lot to say about Kardashian:

http://i2.cdnds.net/12/20/618x548/showbiz_kim_kardashian_imdb_bio.jpg

You try to claim people treat the things they don't enjoy as if they never existed, when here you are, bashing a film you didn't like. Oh sure, you're just "poking fun." Nice double standard you have there.

2. No, you were trying to discredit the Google definition of poon. As you said it yourself:

This is why I dont care about your illegitimate Google definition, because its not accurate for my region or circle of friends


To do so, you brought up the Urban Dictionary definitions of "burner." Since a burner is slang for a gun and none of the definitions you named defined it as such, you thought this was evidence of Urban Dictionary and Google not knowing regional slang. The problem is Google and Urban Dictionary still recognized burner as slang for a firearm, proving that they are familiar with the slang of different regions. Embarrassed at your failure, you try pulling the "you missed my point" card. That's appropriately vague.

3. Slang isn't exactly effective when only you know it. You can try to argue this is the slang of your "social circle," but you're consistently incapable of proving other people say poon instead of porn. It's like in The World's End when Simon Pegg's character announces "Let's Boo-Boo!" and none of his friends understand what he means. Since he used slang only he was familiar with, he wasn't able to get his point across. Except that was supposed to be a joke.

4. Right from the start, you've refused to support your claim of Spring Breakers being softcore porn. Every time I mention you don't know what softcore porn is and your definition is wrong, you ignore me. When you replied to me, you wrote a paragraph explaining why you said "poon" instead of "porn," while mentioning nothing about my claim of you not knowing what softcore porn is. So by your logic, you've come to realization that Spring Breakers is not softcore porn since you haven't defended your claim. While you describe the "poon" issue as being "very boring," the fact that the majority of your posts are about this word tells a different story. To top it off, you're incapable of writing a refutation to what I said about the term "misspelling." All you can do is quote Phoenix Wright and make empty statements while the knowledge of me being right kills you on the inside.

5. Saying not everything is documented on the internet is like saying not everyone in the United States has heard of Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, literally not everyone knows who he is, but they're a small majority and they might hear of him eventually. There's very little information that's not documented on the internet and it's always possible that this information will find its way online. You're forgetting something important about those definitions; namely the reason why they're low ranking entries. It's because they were rated poorly by the Urban Dictionary community. Most people don't use poon as slang for the things described. So while they're technically definitions, they're not legitimate. A small group might hear "poon" as a fish, but everyone else will hear "vagina." To put things in perspective for you, what would be your reaction to some people referring to a fish as porn? Of course, you won't acknowledge that Urban Dictionary picks up on all slang definitions of a word, even obscure ones, which you conveniently proved by bringing up burner and the random usages of poon. Not one definition describes poon as porn. Still you have no evidence of someone else using poon as a slang term for porn.

6. You attempted you pass yourself off as an honest individual dedicated to the truth, I'm saying why you're no Earl of Kent. You sound more like a guy who runs someone over with his car and admits he owns the vehicle because there's too much evidence against him, but denies being responsible for the bigger issue; running the individual over. In your case, the bigger issue is your refusal to acknowledge my accusation of you not knowing what softcore porn is. You worm your way out of this argument by hiding behind the "slang definition" of poon. But there was no way you could deny making a typo after boasting about how you re-read and re-write your posts, and since it was such a minor issue, you were willing to fess up. Your description of how radish could be slang for heroine doesn't work because firefighters don't wear red.

7. Oh sure, you're not going to repeat yourself, even though you keep repeating that point about slang words having different meanings. You're too scared to admit you were wrong about Spring Breakers being softcore porn.

8. It doesn't matter what the context was. When you throw stones, you can't expect others to ignore your actions. When you attack people online, they're capable of retaliating. Now in the reply you're talking about, I made exactly one sentence about poon. It was: "You can't even spell softcore porn', let alone know what it is." Your response to this?

Also, I spelled "poon" because I like to stay connected online.. I'm on so many forums I've lost count and I've been involved in dozens of chatrooms in my youth. As such, in many family friendly places like this site, you're usually not allowed to use the word "porn". I havent taken my time to study the site rules so I used "poon" to cover my ass in case the admins were lurking. Nice try at taking that cheap shot though, if I were actually an idiot it may have landed. ROUND 2!


Yep, an entire paragraph justifying your usage "poon" and nothing about my main point. As your replies get longer, you ask me if I have anything better to do. Pot, kettle. The bit about retiring was part of an analogy. I didn't say the issue was you don't spend all your time writing. The issue is you claimed to write quickly so you could go do other things. The other things must be more appealing since you want to get your writing out of the way.

9. That's not an indie band, that's a stupid band. Today, a band needs to be online to be recognized. I have yet to encounter a modern band that doesn't have a Facebook page or at least something online that allows more people to discover them. A band that doesn't go online for the whole world to hear them is limiting their audience. Ahhhh, the sweet irony of a guy writing novellas on a forum telling me to go outside. If you don't care about what I think of your social life, why do you keep defending it every time I question its existence?

10. Says the guy who can't talk about his original boast. It's a fact that you've been an IMDb user for over a year and it's a fact that the word you use to "bypass censors" is commonly viewed to be offensive. That's all.

11. Then it doesn't exist. Or it's Boku no Sexual Harassment.

12. Pulling the literal card, I should have known you would do that. You're just desperately dragging this out to prove to yourself that you're right. But you can't respond to my claim of you not knowing what softcore porn is. I know I keep mentioning this, but it's my main point and you have nothing to say about it. Yet you continue boast about how you will emerge victorious. What are you going to do, bleed on me? You contradicted yourself and destroyed your criticism of Spring Breakers by simply calling it "softcore poon." This final portion of your post is completely pointless and it's only you stroking your own ego. Although you keep describing this conversation as boring, you keep posting, and your messages continue to get longer. You're either a masochist or a liar. Or maybe you're a little of column A and a little of column B.

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Maybe, I sat through this crap piece and want my time back. I love a broad spectrum of movies (art house to, so don't start on which way I didn't get the movie). It's just a long edit of party scenes which want to reflect some sort of apocalyptic symbolism to the downfall of humnity....

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When the movie was first released it had a 7+ on here, but since it was released on DVD and Redbox and more people rented it expecting something different, of course they rate it extremely low.

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What a shame -.-
I am looking Forward to the blu-ray release

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Because of Angry Beliebers Against Selena Gómez.

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Because we're on IMDb and its not a Nolan film...

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i gave it a 7. liked the style.

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Not to mention that IMDB is full of trolls who feel like they are "smarter movie fans."


I agree with that statement. It's not just this movie/board either. Pretty much every movie board on this site that I've been to is like that.

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well if you been on IMDb for a while you can generally tell the types of films that will be liked and disliked. this is one of the films that will generally be disliked.


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It's usually related to the critic scores. Skyfall is bashed and hated, The Lone Ranger is loved and defended.

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It is a terrible movie. It gets off to a good start but as soon as they go to jail it goes down hill badly. almost unwatchable, the dialogue is terrible, I heard "spring break forever" "check out my *beep* "your scared" about 1 million times. Also was this a comedy or serious movie? giving a blowjob to the guns and the Brittany spears scene was a joke. cant believe this is above 5. Waste of my life

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A 4 at best. It's cheap, cynical, superficial and poses as some pseudo complex picture of youth culture when all it is really trying to do is be the coolest kid at the local mall.

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I agree this movie was ridiculously bad. There was no character development whatsoever and half of the movie was people acting retarded at parties. College must be really tough for hot chicks, so tough that they feel need to become gangster criminals. I felt the movie was mocking college kids on spring break who want to "discover" themselves by doing a lot of drugs and by committing crimes. I was hoping the OP thought the rating was too high, this is by far one of the worst movies I have seen in a long time.

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That's exactly what the movie was doing.

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Oh, then why didn't it focus on a more high brow subject?

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Waste of your life? What is that even supposed to mean?

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It means I will never get that time back. it was wasted time. were you the director or something? if so please stop. People saying this should be between 7.5-8.5 need to watch some good movies. This does not deserve to be anywhere near pulp fiction, Shawshank Redemption, terminator etc. And people saying that the people that dislike the movie "didn't get it". I don't even know what that means? there was nothing to get? no complex storyline no nothing. It was a good idea for a movie that was executed poorly resulting in a confused comedy/drama with no story line.

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Then it's a waste of time, not a waste of life. A waste of life would be someone who spams a movie he didn't like with negative votes.

The OP says the movie should have a 7 and that's somehow near those movies in the 8.0 range? For future reference, films in the 7 range don't appear in the top 250.

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Its rated 5.9 for a good reason, its horrible, It just wasn't filmed well in my opinion, It felt like a 90 minute music video, all these different soundtracks and repeated voice overs, it was painful to watch. Not even hot nude girls could save it.

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A lot of people dislike the actors before they even get to understand the movie :(

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should be lower..

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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spring_breakers_2013/

How did that get there?

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Basically, some people just didn't get it, they were expecting something else from the Disney ladies, and didn't have a clue about Harmony Korine (who some truly hate, so anything to bring the score down).

This movie deserves to be between 7.5-8.5 but again motives play in this game, i.e. the fans of The Bling Ring (even coming from the same studio) will score this lower, if you hate any of the actresses/actors (especially, anything that will go against James Franco being considered for Oscar nom (even as a long shot by some)) you will score it lower before you have even seen it etc.

Just take a look at the difference here http://letterboxd.com/film/spring-breakers/ basically so far 1.2k love it. I guess it just depends on which websites you go too.

It will still become a classic in time though, even the facebook page is extremely high in terms of likes, for a very small independent movie, which by the way is a hit no matter what.


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A movie where girls in pink ski masks shove a guy into wedding cake while Britney Spears music plays in the background is taking itself seriously?

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@gsbr: Could you please just elaborate why YOU thought it was good instead of hiding behind critics?

This movie was just bad... For the first 30 minutes I couldn't tell the three of the girls apart. Other than that, there was little to no plot at all and to give some kind of illusion of tension, they throw some gang-rivalry in there.
Also seemed to be a lot of filler with reused shots, tons of useless party footage, and repeated dialogue. I got the point of it, but it was way overused.

The simple point this movie was trying to make could have been done a lot more subtle and lot more intellegient than just alternating shots between spring breakers and dead gangsters.

Put short: This movie only had source material enough for a short film. (Thought James Franco was excellent though)

"I did not care for the Godfather" - Peter Griffin

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Why should I when people who have watched more movies than us are already explaining why it's good? I couldn't say it better myself.

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It should be 1

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It means I will never get that time back. it was wasted time. were you the director or something? if so please stop. People saying this should be between 7.5-8.5 need to watch some good movies. This does not deserve to be anywhere near pulp fiction, Shawshank Redemption, terminator etc. And people saying that the people that dislike the movie "didn't get it". I don't even know what that means? there was nothing to get? no complex storyline no nothing. It was a good idea for a movie that was executed poorly resulting in a confused comedy/drama with no story line.


You are entitled to your opinion, but do you feel that people who actually did like it are wrong?

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So why do someone people get to vote on it more than once?

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A score doesn't drop that quickly without a little non-human assistance.

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Tell that to guy voteboting The Lost World, so the score goes up every year.

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