Vanessa Del Rio


Probably the hottest porn star of the '70s - she started in '74 - and her episode just aired. Great fun with Artie Lange as Dave's comedy guest and as many problems as Artie has, I must say his comedy has not suffered for it. When he needs to come up with a one liner on the spot he does it with speed and style. I think Vanessa was a little taken aback by some of it, but she was a great sport nonetheless and is still a beautiful woman all these years later. I have to say her work from back in the day is some of the hottest, steamiest and most enthusiastic to come out of the 1970s and much of the '80s as well. They just don't make 'em like Vanessa anymore. She's one of a kind. Jerry Butler's book Raw Talent goes into great detail about their relationship and the fact that civilians would have lined up for days just to get a chance to meet Vanessa Del Rio in her prime. He called her his hands down favorite porn vixen of all time. She was the ultimate seductress and her work in adult films is now the stuff of legend. For those who are not familiar with Vanessa's work, I highly recommend visiting some retro sites. Dave has a great collection of clips though and just like Ginger Lynn, Vanessa's attitude about those days is great. She's funny, articulate, insightful and the real Jenny from the block if you ask me. She's entertaining and reflective about her porn bombshell days and she admits plainly that she had the time of her life. Dave comes up with some of the best jokes of the entire first two seasons but I don't want to ruin it for anyone who hasn't seen this episode yet. Artie and Dave have a little too much fun so Vanessa doesn't get to relay as much history as some might like but overall, very high score for this episode. This one and the Ginger Lynn ep are not to be missed if you're a fan of the show. Keep up the good work, Dave.

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Artie Lange was hysterical on this episode, but he did not look healthy at all. He's about one biscuit away from 400 pounds and a heart attack waiting to happen.

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f### how crazy they are!

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Right on! At this point he looks old enough to be Howard Stern's father. I love the bastard but he isn't going to be around too much longer. Vanessa Del Rio is a legend and earned that title the hard way. (Pun intended. LOL) I wish she had taken better care of herself though. Maybe she and Artie can join a gym together.

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Maybe she and Artie can join a gym together.


For a brief time in the Eighties, Vanessa was into fitness. She did some magazine layouts while exercising and she looked fabulous. It also looks like she's had some work done on her face. I was very surprised to learn that she was the first Latina superstar in porn. Well, maybe there were others but didn't get to the level that Vanessa was at.



"I'm in such bad shape, I'm wearing prescription underwear." Phyllis Diller 1917-2012

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He's looked like that for a decade now.



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I think she was one of the earlier adopters of fake boobs...other-wise she's cool as heck...nothing like the plastic chicks now a days with little to no personality.

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I saw some youtube clip with her where she claimed to personally have popularized the dick pressing out against the inside of the cheek look.

She had/has a HUGE clitoris.

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