Bo Gentry's 5 Tools


1. Eating
2. Burping
3. Farting
4. Crapping
5. Eating More

This fat lard ass would vapor lock trying to chase a fly ball. Bad casting - should have picked someone clearly more fit. Bo Gentry gave legitimate white trash rednecks a bad name with his portrayal.

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Agreed. 1000%. They just turned his character into a caricature - I think they wanted the audience to see him for the douchebag that he was - which is fine but they could have accomplished that with an actor who actually looked like a professional athlete.

Along these same lines - the actor they got to play the teammate Bo picks on all the time looked like he was about twelve and got lost on the way to a Magic tournament.

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6. Scratching his crotch.

I'll bet he had that part down. That's how he got the part I'm thinking.

"It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here; not a film!"

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They could have had Bryce Harper play the part and it would have been more believable. Actually is a 5 tool player AND a complete douche bag without even acting. And probably just as good of an actor

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Of course, he did manage to catch that bag of peanuts....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMWyUvLZ22o&feature=g-upl <--How Bane Eats

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that's old school! harmon killebrew used to do that all the time.


Season's Greetings!

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fork, spoon, knife, bib and ladle

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napkin.



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agreed there's no way that fat pos was 5 Tool player.



Liberate tu temet ex inferis.
pro ego sum diabolus, pro ego sum nex.

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hahaha. i guess the producers or whatever didnt know what 5 tool talent meant. 1 one of those stands for speed. this dude had to weight 300 lbs.

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Right, because big guys can't be fast right?

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They can have surprising speed for their size but, no. They can't have speed compared to real speedsters. Show me a player of Bo's build that stole over 20 bases or played CF.

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Kirby Puckett but, generally speaking, I agree with your sentiment.

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