Use the Cupcake!
In the game where you had to use any item(s) to get across the pool without using your hands, I picked the cupcake.
"Hey! You in the pool. Carry me across to the other end and you can have this free cupcake. And anything else on the table that you want, I guess."
Oh, and by the way, the guy with the "winning" design was using his hands to hold the pants closed. He was disqualified.
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