First movie ever

Yes, but do you have the first thread on the first movie ever - Period? 

IMDB has a 100 character limit with members' signatures? What if someone linked to Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating Subhumanoid Zombified Living Dead, Part 3 (2005)?