Shut Up All You Scrooges
Dear Santa
All I wanted for Christmas was a funny period comedy and I see you got my letter and brought me TBOSoS a show with great actors acting great, all I need now Dear Santa is some improved writing.
Your mischievous but cute friend
Johnnie Fartpants.
You and I know
What all schoolchildren learn
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return