David Appleton the well known comedian in Charleston SC

those clips from the sold out venue where the entire 1st row and a half was filled up? did you see how empty that room really was? i was thinking that those people there were probably the camera and audio guys along with the rest of the production crew and not even an actual audience.

The History Channel: Stop Thinking So Much!

you haven't heard his you might be a prepper bit? It's classic, better than Pryor, Carlin, et al

If your wife is scared to death and your daughter is undergoing psychological damage that she will act out in her relationships in a destructive manner....youuuuuuu might be a prepper

If you're flat broke because you bury silver in pipe-bomb-looking canisters in your backyard...yoouuuuuuuu might be a prepper.

If you blew off your thumb, caused your daughter's eye to bleed, and make your young children cry by forcing them to witness or participate in killing a goat

Youuuu Migggght Be A Prepper.