the marauders


seriously?!?! that guy thinks he's going to go and take from others in the event of some disaster? if true, what an arrogant douche. this show is horrible and I can't help but think this guy's segment was added for the sole purpose to upset viewers. i hope this guy was coached and is not that delusional in real life.

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This fella and his 'family' aren't real preppers.
They are mere opportunists.

One of the main reasons for prepping in the first place is to be self reliant,without having to take from others or result to measures like cannibalism in extreme SHTF scenarios.Yet these turds openly state they only keep 6 months of preps,so they can take the rest when they run out.

Um..hows about getting 2 yrs worth of preps,so you don't have to steal from anyone dumba$$?If this guys serious I hope he becomes someone guard dogs evening chow,after getting himself shot.He deserves it with this kind of predator mentality

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I had to laugh at the inadequate coverage provided by his homemade body armor. Let's hope one of his intended victims aims low.

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yea i know what you mean and i also found it comical. did you also notice that the chest plate was angled in such a manner that it would deflect objects directly into his face?

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Baby Huey looks like he's never done anything approaching an athletic movement in his life. Tons of fun, with his 75 iq, comes at you with his metal and roofing tar suit of armor and you run around him in circles until he has a heart attack.

I hope the end of the world comes just so I can watch that guy waddle at someone and try to take their stuff. I guess the end of the world will be amusing.

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I have to think this one was written as a comedy.I just can't take it as serious.
He plans to react to "multiple terrorist attacks",by becoming a terrorist.
And to help his "Mrs" safely give birth,in a surgery known to carry a higher risk of infection than most,he's going with a 14"+ incision when Drs generally don't go bigger than an inch or so over the size of the baby's head.Just enough room to get the head and your hand through.About 6",and generally about 2-3" lower than he plans.But he saw a video on YouTube,so he's a surgeon.
And to reduce risk of infection to about zero,they'll do it in a barn,on a dirt floor.Not in the possibly slightly cleaner house.
As for his "We're coming to get your supplies and there's nothing you can do to stop us.",let's all laugh together on that.Tacoma is home to Joint Base Lewis-McChord,home of 2nd Battalion/75th Ranger Regiment.This area has the highest concentration of current and former U.S.A.Rangers in the world and I doubt they'll look favorably on a bunch of fat thieves who threaten their wives and children.
This one just has to be a ruse.Something to get people talking,and to boost ratings.
I really don't believe it was even filmed where they say.Nothing was identifiable as the actual Tacoma area.It could just as easily have been in W. Va.I can't believe that anyone could be so stupid as to announce publicly that he's going to come and make your family's life impossible,and actually be there.
He's right though,if he came to my house,I'd give him ammunition.
2 rounds in the bridge of his nose.

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It was really strange watching this episode. To go back and forth, from this idiot making his weird armor while making claims he'll strip you of everything you own, to a guy who moved his family to Costa Rica and set up a pond system is... huge contrast.

I couldn't take anything he said seriously. One look at him and I can tell he's a couch potato (I'm not saying it's because he's overweight. I know some hefty guys that work hard and they'd hurt me in a pinch!). I know I can lose him after ten seconds of running.

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I certainly think it was the most bizarre episode so far.

Why in the name of all things reasonable would he want to set up a makeshift hospital to deliver a baby in a flithy run-down barn?

As others have said, anyone could easily outrun him, what with his body weight and all the extra plating. He'd likely collapse before he could even get into someone's house. And that's without the fact that most of his body is still exposed, so one good shot would take him down and he wouldn't be able to get back up again.

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"Why in the name of all things reasonable would he want to set up a makeshift hospital to deliver a baby in a flithy run-down barn?"

He can't go to the hospital because "The Man" will have the roads blocked....looking for Marauders.


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OMG, I was laughing my a$$ off at this one. I do hope he tries to come to my house to rob me of my preps. One well placed bullet will put an end to him and his 65 IQ.

My favorite part of this episode was when his partner told him that he's "got some skills" after the ceramic tile, roofing tar, and fiberglas sandwhich stops the .22 round. Of course a thick coat can also stop a .22 caliber bullet.

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It's idiots like this that give those who actually prepare for emergencies a bad name. NatGeo must subscribe to the "any PR is good PR" idea to put this fool on the show. And if he's the leader of his group, how brain dead must those people be to agree to follow him?

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You gotta love his tinted visor on his helmet.. Helps with night marauding ;). What a tool.

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