an honest review


This *beep* sucked so much *beep* cock I can't believe I wasted 2 hours watching this *beep* garbage it *beep* sucks it *beep* blows I hate this *beep* *beep* and malachite is the *beep* *beep* character in the history of anything related to cinema or tv or theater this was *beep* god aweful and I like this *beep* guys too but this piece of *beep* sucked so *beep* hard like for *beep* *beep* sake I wish this was *beep* funny but it sucked *beep* donkey cock. I liked kickassia but by god this the movie hypocrital sack of *beep* I've ever seen a bubch of reviewers who trash movies and doug walker makes one of the *beep* *beep* movies a *beep* could ever *beep* make the amount of problems this *beep* had is *beep* ridiculously *beep* stupid that they should have cancelled this *beep* piece of *beep* trash. Gos *beep* dammit I can't *beep* stress how bad this *beep* *beep* is. I'm straight I'd rather watch 5 hours of 30 *beep* *beep* each other in there *beep* asses than to ever sit through this *beep* *beep* ever again. This was worst than thankskilling and that's *beep* saying something. *beep* this *beep* *beep* ass *beep* movie produced written and directed by someone who's usually funny but some how went full *beep* status and made a *beep* movie than any of the mother *beep* movies this *beep* assclown ever reviewed god *beep* dammit I wasted two *beep* hours on this *beep* stupid *beep* and I wanted to *beep* laugh but it was *beep* impossible. What do you think of the 21st century I think this is a pile of *beep* horse *beep* that only *beep* fanboy bitches could give anything above a *beep* review. All you *beep* *beep* that reviewed this higher than a 3 should go kill your *beep* selves and just suck a *beep* dick.

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Trying to read this is like trying to read one of those screens of code from The Matrix.

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Your review sucks more than the special.

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