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Bwahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahah a!!

posted 12 years ago by kaaria1
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Ok, ok...I'm good now.

Um...uhh...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

WTF did I just watch?!?! And there was actually another one before this?!?!

Usually, after the first film...the director realizes their mistakes and attempts to correct them. If that is the case with this film...ain't no way in HELL I'll EVER watch the first movie!!

The director, Jean Claude Lamarre, should have to square off in the octagon with Jean-Claude Van Damme...with Teyana Taylor as the ref! After the brawl she had with him on the set...I'm sure she wouldn't mind at all. I don't know who was to blame for the fight, but after seeing him write and direct the worst movie ever made...he definitely needs his ass whooped!

I own hundreds of movies in every genre, and have seen hundreds more--but I have NEVER seen anything this bad. And what's even more shocking than how bad the movie is...is trying to comprehend who in their right mind would give him money to make it...for a second time!!

If I were in this movie, I'd sue them to have my name removed from all the credits. The writing was beyond horrible, and the audio was so bad that you couldn't even understand a lot of the dialogue. I've heard better audio from a cheap camcorder on a windy day in Chicago! Looking at the director's credits on IMDb, he loves to cast himself in his movies.

The clearest sign that you have no idea what you're doing is when you are unable to coax a halfway decent performance from yourself! At least there was some semblance of balance...in that he sucked in front of, and behind the camera.
The only satisfaction I had while watching this was knowing that I didn't have to pay to see it. This is why we need the 'zero stars' option on this site.

A '1' is FAR too generous. Makes me feel like I liked something about it.
Uwe Boll...You have your work cut out for you if you ever hope to have your title back as the worst director of all-time. This Lamarre guy ain't fvckin' around!

I wish to die in my sleep like my grandfather--not screaming in terror like his passengers

[–] juliaaw0 11 years ago

I didn't even see the entire movie and I agree with you. I just couldn't get through it. This is why rappers should not act. I mean, their music is disastrous enough, now they wanna make a movie? The first one wasn't half bad, but this....i just can't....!

"is it evening?"

[–] kaaria1 11 years ago

First of all, thank you for responding...because I had forgotten that I even wrote this or saw the, um, 'movie.'. I'd guess it was that whole thing of how your mind will sometimes block out TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES as a coping mechanism.

I really didn't see all of this one either...I fast-forwarded fairly large chunks of it, and they sucked too! Do you know how bad your movie has to be if it still sucks at high-speed?!

And you're a braver person than I, Julia...because the only way I would watch the first one is if life no longer had meaning for me, but sharp instruments and bullets were just too messy and poison was too overly-dramatic. I'd want something like the first one to just put me instantly into a state of catatonia...and then just slip away into darkness.

Again, I'd like to thank you, Julia...for reminding me of what I had SUCCESSFULLY forgotten and wiped away from my mental Rolodex. I just don't know how I can EVER repay you for restoring those images to my mind. Until I do, just be careful crossing the street, would ya?

I wish to die in my sleep like my grandfather--not screaming in terror like his passengers

[–] trevmasterX 10 years ago

LOL I can't wait to watch this garbage and force as many of my friends to watch it as well! What's funny is I don't even need to see it to believe everything said about this "film". I recently purchased one of the best sitcoms I've ever seen, "Pastor Jones: Season One" and I've gotta say...Jean Claude Lamarre seems to have a strange fascination with testing his abilities on how far he can push himself deeper and deeper into some kind of *beep* vortex. It's like he's trying to compete with legends like Uwe Bowle and Tommy Wiseau, as they've crowned themselves as princes of some turd covenant of filmmakers. Now all insults aside, I'm glad Lamarre makes films and television shows. I have a passion for horrible productions, and after being exposed to radioactive film for many years, I can honestly say he has impressed me with a level of toxicity I can barely fathom. Thank you Jean Claude Lamarre, I look forward to upcoming canyons of fecal implosions labeled as "film productions" that you're inspired to *beep* into all of our mouths, scrambling our brains, causing us to purchase more of your powerful artifacts of legendary power. I for one am ensnared. LOL

[–] LTUM 9 years ago

i literally spilt my coffee lol'ng so hard reading this thread. everything said here is right on....

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